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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 31, 2006 14:31:31 GMT -5
 Coming in 2007... HBK: In my father's will, he left me his shares in the company. You're stuck with me old man. Vince: DAMN IT! I will make you quit! Yes, it's the same movie they made about 8 times in the 80s, where the young brash guy winds up opening part of the company to spite the other old guy and then they bicker for 90 minutes. Yeah, we're really desperate for movies nowadays. Go see it if you want but don't complain about wasting $12.  HBK: I am going to sell YOU a car! *winks*  Vince: I will make you fall with my Golden crane claw technique  Vince was trying really hard to smash the microphone with his mind  After witnessing that beautiful stride, the Colorado Rockies signed Shane to a 4 year, $17 million dollar deal. Yes, they are THAT desperate.  Since none of you laughed the last time... Shane: Billywitchdoctor.com says "ARISE Chicken, ARISE!"  Triple H and Chavo Guerrero would be a major threat to the Tag Team titles with their Super swanton Bomb!  Angel's Wings!  The remake of Eraserhead was looking fantastic  Big Show and Kane show off the belt buckles they won at the National Rodeo...what else could those things be?  This was the worst acid trip Goldust had ever been on...SWERVE!  Goldust: My hump my hump. My lovely lady lumps!  Sacks filled with air enter the ring...and balloons fell too.  The Spirit Squad were the one millionth customers! Woot!  I really can't think of any captions for this without being vulgar and disgusting so you guys can take it all you want.  Edge never realized he was into knees so much. |
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Post by Cyno on Jan 31, 2006 14:36:49 GMT -5
Edge: "Damnit! I KNEW I should've used Imodium A-D!" |
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Post by christianspush on Jan 31, 2006 14:38:58 GMT -5
 NO....LITA! IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! (Explains the ending  ) |
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Sinestro
Samurai Cop
I wonder how many words I can fit in this spot. Probably not many, but maybe a few. Yeah that many
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Post by Sinestro on Jan 31, 2006 14:45:34 GMT -5
Everytime I see this pic I want to cuddle her, run my finger through her hair, and whisper it'll be alright Mickie, it'll be alright. So I'm laying dibs on consoling Ms. James. |
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Post by shastamcnasty on Jan 31, 2006 14:48:43 GMT -5
HBK: Pull my finger already, i can't hold it in any longer!!! Notice how Carlito's nostrils are 100% free of boogers? That's because he uses McNasty Cotton Swabs!!! McNasty Cotton Swabs, they're cool!!! Goldust "No mama Benjamin, that's not how you breathe during pregnancy. It's done like this... whhhhoooooooooofffff....mmmm Gooolduuuussst..." Goldust: Shake my ass, mama watch yourself. Shake my ass, show me what you're workin with The new WWE Flims movie... Trish Stratus in Invasion of the Balloons!!! Michigan State is embarrassed to see these guys dancing around in their school colors... ... I'm not touching this one, I'll get banished from here!!! |
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 31, 2006 14:58:16 GMT -5
The Spirit Squad had second jobs as testing expiermental pharmacutical drugs for FDA approval. Obviously this drug caused locked up shoulder joints, fainting and stomach cramps. |
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Post by Superstar SBL on Jan 31, 2006 14:58:43 GMT -5
"DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!!!!" |
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DeadManFan13
Trap-Jaw
Looking foward to a much better year...
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Post by DeadManFan13 on Jan 31, 2006 15:09:38 GMT -5
HBK shocks Vince with an attempted finger point of doom or HBK: Repent Demon! I command you to leave the body of this man! Vince: Shawn, your not catholic, you have no power over my demon. Vince: Yar! Ye gold be mine land lubber! Shawn could only use the maniquin technique against Vince's telekinetic attack. The McMahons thought HBK should go on another quest to find his smile. or "TELL ME A LIE NOW B****!" In a moment of confusion, HHH and Chavo lost thier minds, Chavo became a pinata and HHH, John Belushi's Samurai character. The ratings sored through the roof... Chavo shocked the HHH with his crotch missle headbutt. Carlito, the man and his clown hair on the next AE Biography... Shelton! I told you not to bring your freaky painted wrestling friends in the house! I'm wondering what could be so interesting in that background camera man's shot that anyone would want to pay for that picture? The rafter sniper had just three more shots. Mickey James just found out unicorns don't exist. Edge just pictured his career after wrestlemania. or Cena: Hey Edge, pop that lump that's forming on my knee will ya? |
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Post by Bullhead on Jan 31, 2006 15:42:20 GMT -5
Vince was not impressed with HBK's Beavis impersonation. Looking at this picture, two things come to mind: A saddle and a really short guy. |
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Post by A Magician Named SHAKE on Jan 31, 2006 16:21:04 GMT -5
Since none of you laughed the last time... Shane: Billywitchdoctor.com says "ARISE Chicken, ARISE!" You sir, are a genius |
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Jan 31, 2006 16:23:11 GMT -5
 Shawn: Give this finger a sniff and guess were it's been. Vince: If it's your wife i already know the smell  Shawn: Vince, you already dumped crap in the ring look at mark henry Vince: this will be worse Shawn: Actually a lump of crap has more talent  Trish's cover of 99 red balloons didn't go as planned  Vince: I just got word shawn's smile has been found  Vince: Um i think you killed him Shane: come on mate i was only joking  Everyone's reaction to cena regaining the title  Look what we nicked from the iron sheik  Edge: Oh crap me hemeroids Cena: Christ, did you have to let one go as well  Goldust: "It Feels like im wearing nothin at all, nothin at all, nothin at all" Mamma: "Damn stupid sexy goldust" |
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Tom
Don Corleone
Power Of Station.
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Post by Tom on Jan 31, 2006 16:30:37 GMT -5
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Post by corinosforehead on Jan 31, 2006 16:32:25 GMT -5
Goldust: "It Feels like im wearing nothin at all, nothin at all, nothin at all" Mamma: "Damn stupid sexy goldust" well hot dog, we have a weiner! |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 31, 2006 16:42:00 GMT -5
Shawn Michaels offers his finger as a way for Vince McMahon to pick his nose. Vince McMahon and Shawn Michaels on the set of Vince's new psychic hotline. Sound the crickets....The Spirit Squad is here. Mickie: It's still real to me....dammit. Edge: Im Popeye The Sailor Man...Too Too |
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Post by Quark: Ferengi Sex Machine on Jan 31, 2006 20:39:25 GMT -5
I AM THE INCON! Vince's description of his last bowel movment was particularly dramatic Shane McMahon just couldn't bear to see his father propose to Shawn Micheals Daddy! You told me it was all fake! The Ghost of Eddie magically lifts Chavo over adversity. Carlito: The man, the myth, the Q-tip! Raw has a tag division?! Shelton's Mama and Goldust....wow, they fooled us on those didn't they crappers? My....Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..... There's a fetish for this somewhere. There were no survivors Mickie just found out that she'd be jobbing to Ashley for a while.... Edge: Kick Out dammit! Your supposed to Kick out! |
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therob
Hank Scorpio
Mcginley to Slim's O'neil
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Post by therob on Jan 31, 2006 20:45:51 GMT -5
Why does every girl I sleep with end up crying hysterically. |
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jan 31, 2006 20:54:19 GMT -5
OH MY GOD, Carlito has just got chokeslamed into a cheezepuffs crate! the humanity. |
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Post by manofpeace20 on Jan 31, 2006 20:59:46 GMT -5
I thought the "moneyshot" was supposed to be a wrestling move! I can do Kennedy's act better than he can! |
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