Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Jun 17, 2012 13:26:48 GMT -5
..how would Vince and co. use him?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2012 13:39:33 GMT -5
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percymania
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Percymania will live forever! Oh yeah!
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Post by percymania on Jun 17, 2012 13:51:02 GMT -5
as a jobber
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2012 13:51:44 GMT -5
Hopefully they keep him away from The Rock!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2012 13:54:17 GMT -5
He would have a heterosexual tough guy gimmick and dress in average clothes, under his new name Fred Jones.
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jun 17, 2012 14:16:58 GMT -5
Patterson would be attributed to his hiring.
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Post by derangedhermit on Jun 17, 2012 15:51:19 GMT -5
Goldust as hell.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jun 17, 2012 15:57:07 GMT -5
to echo an earlier sentiment, he'd be a jobber.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jun 17, 2012 15:59:19 GMT -5
Who?
Sorry, but I'm too scared to google "Hard Gay" with or without safesearch!
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Jun 17, 2012 16:06:47 GMT -5
Who? Sorry, but I'm too scared to google "Hard Gay" with or without safesearch! I risked it - his full name is the far more impressive "Razor Ramon Hard Gay" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masaki_Sumitani
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Tiger Maskooo
Samurai Cop
I cant hear you over the sound of how much im tiger masking
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Jun 17, 2012 16:09:51 GMT -5
As long as it somehow involves ending the undertakers streak via dry hump i'd be ok with it.
Theyd probably make him a self rightous heel trying to start his own cult called"the homosexual society". It's initiation would require hard gay sodomizing you. It'd all build to an angle where rey mysterio brings up the hypocricy of hard gay never getting sodomized leading to a mask vs sodomy match at over the limit. Hard gay would lose.
After typing that I feel like I need an exorcism.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Jun 17, 2012 16:51:11 GMT -5
I hope someone backstage would be clever enough to give him Razor's old theme.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 17, 2012 17:07:16 GMT -5
As long as it somehow involves ending the undertakers streak via dry hump i'd be ok with it. Theyd probably make him a self rightous heel trying to start his own cult called"the homosexual society". It's initiation would require hard gay sodomizing you. It'd all build to an angle where rey mysterio brings up the hypocricy of hard gay never getting sodomized leading to a mask vs sodomy match at over the limit. Hard gay would lose. After typing that I feel like I need an exorcism. Can someone other than Rey do the sodomizing?
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 17, 2012 17:11:11 GMT -5
If it was the Attitude Era, Hard Gay would have worked out well as a mid-card comedy act.
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Tiger Maskooo
Samurai Cop
I cant hear you over the sound of how much im tiger masking
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Post by Tiger Maskooo on Jun 17, 2012 17:19:13 GMT -5
As long as it somehow involves ending the undertakers streak via dry hump i'd be ok with it. Theyd probably make him a self rightous heel trying to start his own cult called"the homosexual society". It's initiation would require hard gay sodomizing you. It'd all build to an angle where rey mysterio brings up the hypocricy of hard gay never getting sodomized leading to a mask vs sodomy match at over the limit. Hard gay would lose. After typing that I feel like I need an exorcism. Can someone other than Rey do the sodomizing? Well. To be fair it wont really even happen. Rey will go for it and then he'll make a wrong step and his knees will turn into dust and he'll just be a torso with arms.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Jun 17, 2012 23:32:28 GMT -5
I hope someone backstage would be clever enough to give him Razor's old theme. He'll be the Japanese bad guy from Cuba. "Eh chico, say hello to the Hard Guy!"
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 18, 2012 0:17:35 GMT -5
"If something happens to the nipple clamps....something will happen to you, chico!"
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Post by Cela on Jun 18, 2012 0:21:14 GMT -5
As long as it somehow involves ending the undertakers streak via dry hump i'd be ok with it. Theyd probably make him a self rightous heel trying to start his own cult called"the homosexual society". It's initiation would require hard gay sodomizing you. It'd all build to an angle where rey mysterio brings up the hypocricy of hard gay never getting sodomized leading to a mask vs sodomy match at over the limit. Hard gay would lose. After typing that I feel like I need an exorcism. Can someone other than Rey do the sodomizing? Yes... Because THAT'S the weird part.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Jun 18, 2012 5:46:14 GMT -5
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Jun 18, 2012 7:46:40 GMT -5
Literally my FIRST NIGHT in Japan, I came across Hard Gay fing something for a variety show. I asked my girlfriend, "Wtf?" She said, "Oh, that's hard gay." I had no idea what she meant until I saw said variety show a while later.
But, in regards to the question, he'd have Yoshi Tatsu's gimmick.
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