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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 1, 2012 21:26:40 GMT -5
Didnt have a good night at Fan Conclave and King of the Anthill 3 at the 101 Colony so guess what Ghost Ant?
So now I am going to shove this proton pack that I have lying around, up your ass............while also taking your Freakin Awesome Title. Hope you dont mind........and if you do, I dont care.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 1, 2012 22:17:01 GMT -5
Still Not booked......
Maybe I AM Boring.....aybe I am a Disgrace to the Alexander name.
Maybe I....
YOU!
*Mad Pirate Mulligan is seen eating a Dagwoodian Sandwich in BA's Easy Chair....his feet are on the Coffee Table*
You foul loathsome, crude.....buccaneer! You came back and....and.....then POOF! I've disappeared from NiteRaw!I've got Insects haranguing my good name......and.....YOU!
You've sequestered yourself in my guestroom, Eaten me out of house and home....and worst yet......you've made off with Rosie!And for what....how is this spposed to "Bring Honor Back to the Alexander name?!
(Muffled by a bite of sanswich) 's not
*BA is dumbstruck*
But? Huh? And Father......
Dammit Horatio! *Slaps the Sandwich out of MPM's hands* WHAT IN THE BLUEST OF BLUE HELLS DID YOU COME BACK FOR?!
*MPM is covered in remenants of his snack....but behind a mustard stain he smiles......*
That.
I've been waiting on ye tae get MAD! To finally blow yer stack and TAKE what's your's BACK! I came back because Rosie said Ye'd lost yer vigor! I been talkin' wi' her to try to get yer NERVE back!
I intend not tae take y out of Action.......I wanna TRAIN YE!
I Want the Brother's Mulligan to RULE this cockamamie shindig!
Brother.......you're insane!
But I guess......that makes me insane too!
*The Two Shake hands and Hug*
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Jul 1, 2012 23:18:28 GMT -5
*FAWA.com EXCLUSIVE*
*There's a FAWA podium in front of a crowd of press soon Jeremy Dupoe walks up it Mario Nett at his side*
Dupoe:The board of directors wanted me to do a bit of a get to know me with you...parasites so I am taking questions
*The crowd erupts into a clamor of raised hands, shouts of "PICK ME", and raised recorders*
You, in the green tie
Press guy in green tie: Hello yes, You keep speaking of prophecies will you give some insight into what your talking about?
Dupoe: That's for me to know and for you all to suffer through, next you there, grey fedora and striped tie
Press in fedora:What are your thoughts on The Fallen ramming a spike into Frank Castle hand?
Dupoe: There punishment is still being determened by the board of directors, it was a brutal attack of that there is no doubt but its quite a delicate situation considering Blood is the heavyweight champion, between that and Franks legal adviser breathing down me AND the board of directors necks I think it would be wise not to comment about it at this time. Alright im being told we have time for one more question so how abou-
*as Dupoe is about to pick a member of the press a rather fat individual in a CM Punk shirt rushes the podium*
Guy in CM Punk t-shirt: GARY HELSON, FAWANEWZ.COM, IS IT TRUE THAT YOU TRIED TO KILL BRB WHICH IS WHY YOU GOT YOUR JOB BACK?!?
Dupoe:Um, excuse me what site was that again
Gary: FAWANEWZ.COM NOW ABOUT YOUR MURDER ATTEMPT
Dupoe: Well I assure you that its 100 perc- BY THE ENDLESS DREAM REALMS OF CTHULU IS THAT TRACY SMOTHERS GOING IT TO A STRIP CLUB
*The crowds look off camera as Dupoe motions for Mario Nett who proceeds to give "Gary" an End of Act One and drags him off*
Dupoe: WELL, I'm being told we have no more time, and just in time too I have bodies to bury. I mean it, LEAVE DAMN YOU!
*Dupoe steps off the podium and the video ends.*
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,518
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 2, 2012 14:19:55 GMT -5
Hey, Ants. My offer of assitance still syands.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 2, 2012 17:03:45 GMT -5
*Lord Brian Alexander is seen Working out on a speedbag, his fists flying quickly....the camera pans over to MPM*
Atta Boy Brian! There ye go! Yer a wreckin' Machine!
I've only been trainin' ye fer a week and yer already improving! Why maybe even next week......The Brothers Mulligan can make their triumphant return to the WWCF.....erm.....FAWA and leave with GOLD around our waists!
*Brian rears back and belts the speedbag, breaking it off the chain* Well brother.....I'm ready. I'm leaner, I'm meaner, I'm Keener! I am Brian Alexander Mulligan.....*Punches toward MPM's Face....but stops an inch away* BAM!
Two for flinching
*Brian punches MPM in the arm twice*
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 2, 2012 17:13:52 GMT -5
Hey, Ants. My offer of assitance still syands. Well marshall, You can take care of Blood, I've got Drakin, And I don't think Bull minds taking out Square
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Bull Ant
AC Slater
The World's Strongest Ant
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Post by Bull Ant on Jul 3, 2012 7:47:51 GMT -5
Hey, Ants. My offer of assitance still syands. Well Gus, You can take care of Blood (You do have the title shot after all), I've got Drakin, And I don't think Bull minds taking ut Square*snorts* Im going to beat square so bad yall have to call him Circle.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,518
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 3, 2012 14:54:53 GMT -5
Hey, Ants. My offer of assitance still syands. Well Gus, You can take care of Blood (You do have the title shot after all), I've got Drakin, And I don't think Bull minds taking ut SquareOOC: I use Emerald when it's Richlen speaking. When it's his brother Marshall Wesley Coventry speaking, he uses bolded black.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 3, 2012 15:22:14 GMT -5
Well Gus, You can take care of Blood (You do have the title shot after all), I've got Drakin, And I don't think Bull minds taking ut Square OOC: I use Emerald when it's Richlen speaking. When it's his brother Marshall Wesley Coventry speaking, he uses bolded black. OOC:fixed.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,518
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 3, 2012 15:29:36 GMT -5
Hey, Ants. My offer of assitance still syands. Well marshall, You can take care of Blood, I've got Drakin, And I don't think Bull minds taking out Square Agreed.
Ball is in Blood's court now.
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Bull Ant
AC Slater
The World's Strongest Ant
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Post by Bull Ant on Jul 3, 2012 22:05:10 GMT -5
Well marshall, You can take care of Blood, I've got Drakin, And I don't think Bull minds taking out Square Agreed.
Ball is in Blood's court now.*picks up table and throws it at a wall breaking the table* YEAH LETS BRING THE HURT AND PAIN TO THE FALLEN!!! WATCH OUT FALLEN CAUSE HERE COMES THE......The *scratchs head* Umm whats are name?
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 3, 2012 22:09:27 GMT -5
Agreed.
Ball is in Blood's court now. *picks up table and throws it at a wall breaking the table* YEAH LETS BRING THE HURT AND PAIN TO THE FALLEN!!! WATCH OUT FALLEN CAUSE HERE COMES THE......The *scratchs head* Umm whats are name? How does Deadly by Design grab you?
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Bull Ant
AC Slater
The World's Strongest Ant
Posts: 135
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Post by Bull Ant on Jul 3, 2012 22:17:52 GMT -5
*picks up table and throws it at a wall breaking the table* YEAH LETS BRING THE HURT AND PAIN TO THE FALLEN!!! WATCH OUT FALLEN CAUSE HERE COMES THE......The *scratchs head* Umm whats are name? How does Deadly by Design grab you? Sounds good, but I was thinking something like The Risen. Fallen Risen are opposites right?
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 3, 2012 22:19:53 GMT -5
Well marshall, You can take care of Blood, I've got Drakin, And I don't think Bull minds taking out Square Agreed.
Ball is in Blood's court now. I hope you're not forgetting about me Coventry.
Because I haven't forgotten about you. Or our title match.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 3, 2012 23:00:57 GMT -5
How does Deadly by Design grab you? Sounds good, but I was thinking something like The Risen. Fallen Risen are opposites right? leaves to much chance for religious references,which is something I don't like in wrestling and wrestling related things
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 5, 2012 5:56:36 GMT -5
*Backstage we see Seth Drakin with champagne celebrating his Freakin Awesome Championship win with the World Champion Ryan Blood and Interforums Money In The Bank winner Square.*
One day after not having a good night at a charity event and two days after having a scary moment with my thumb, I am now the new Freakin Awesome Champion. Ghost Ant, I told you I was taking your title and now the Fallen has another title to add to our ranks.
It also seems that I have been drafted to Battle Bowl............hey, I've won it twice already, but winning a third one would be just as sweet. Heck, if that happens, we may have a Fallen main event at Gookermania V, but maybe I I do nice thing and give Ryan the night off. I mean, I'm already booked against Bergman at Gookermania V and maybe I dont feel like doing what I do sometimes in the 101 Colony, work twice.
Jonathan is the only other Battle Bowl winner, but he didnt have me in there that year so he better beware. And I havent forgotten how you inserted yourself into the Gookermania IV main event and I still havent forgotten what you said to me and my wife with your friends there so I think it's perfect time for a little receipt.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 5, 2012 7:15:01 GMT -5
3,3 times I have been a championand all three time no defenses.
Well I'm not as mad as one might think, I mean those who saw Niteraw know the kind of beating I gave Drakin. Seth, that match showed me something, I'm every last bit as good as are.
In a few weeks I get a #1 contenders match. If I win Seth, you know that Battle bowl is where your reign will end, you saw how far I was willing to go to beat you, let me give you a rundown of my supplies
Railroad spike,staple gun,fork,rock hammer,and a bucket of Legos.
Drakin we're going to have some fun.
Justice is coming my friend and it looks like a pissed off ant in white.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 5, 2012 10:50:49 GMT -5
*FAWA.com exclusive*
JF: Jerry Fish backstage in the study of Aaron Enigma. Aaron, what happened out there against Ryan Blood tonight?
AE: He pinned me Jerry. Fair and square he pinned me.
JF: But there was a controversial ending clearly you knew that he grabbed your tights for leverage!
AE: Yes I let the referee know my frustrations after the match was called. What good is it to complain about now?
JF: But you lost, Aaron. Doesn't that make you angry?
AE: Jerry, the Heavyweight champion had to grab a handful of tights to beat me. If anything I am happy. I know I didn't win, but clearly I'm proving that I belong in the conversation for a Heavyweight title shot.
JF: Fair enough, now about Square and his briefca-
AE: Don't start that topic with me. I'm not going to worry about that. Eventually Square will pick his time to try and snake the title from me. I'll stand up and fight until I can't fight anymore, and then I'll continue to fight!
JF: Sounds like you aren't worried at all, Aaron.
AE: Worrying about the future causes stress in the present, Jerry. I'd rather focus on the now, then the later. Right now I am still the Inter-Forum champion. It's just a matter of time before I become Heavyweight champion for the second time.
JF: I wouldn't place any bets against you Aaron. Thanks for your time.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jul 5, 2012 14:55:30 GMT -5
*Another FAWA.com Exclusive*
The screen comes into focus in what appears to be the Parts Unknown Airport. Jerry Fish is seen waiting somewhat impatiently a little ways from a gate as passengers seem to be disembarking from a recently arrived flight.
Straightening up, Jerry nods at the camera as he seems to see someone and heads in the direction of the passengers. A man wearing a hoody with the hood up, bearded and wearing sunglasses is addressed, a mic held up to him.
JF: Connor! Connor Mackenzie! It's been months since the FAWA has heard from you. Where have you been? What's with all the silence?
Connor pauses, looking Jerry over for a moment as his face looks grim. Coming closer, Connor takes hold of the mic from Jerry slowly.
CM: This coming Niteraw all of the FAWA Galaxy's questions will be answered. Needless to say The Digital Dragon is here and has no intention of remaining silent any longer. In fact...
Connor addresses the camera directly, pointing.
CM: I'm going to bring the noise, the pain, the energy. And I need an outlet. So...Lord Brian Alexander, MPM, Lord Butt Pirate WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT TO CALL YOURSELF! Consider your challenge accepted. Come Niteraw, let's do this!
With that, Connor hands the mic back to Jerry and walks out of view.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jul 6, 2012 4:49:39 GMT -5
- FreakinAwesomeScoops.com
Former FAWA World Champion spotted on independznt circuit, new name, new attire.
Former FAWA superstar "Damn Right" Jackson was spotted wrestling match for independant promotion Rather Adequete Wrestling Organization, only competing under his real name, Jackson "The Cool" Carter, he came to the ringin denim jeans and wore a leather jacket. He used Lupe Fiasco's "The Coolest" as his music but he kept the sunglasses on, he even wrestled in them.
He wrestled reigning RAWO Champ to a no contest in a non title bout after the entire RAWO lockerroom intervened.
Jackson was recently released from Freakin' Awesome Wrestling Alliance after receiving a pink slip in a Money In The Bank or Botch match shortly after returning to the company following a 10 month long hiatus to peruse a Hollywood career. He was undefeated in his current run.
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