Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,518
|
Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 6, 2012 14:59:54 GMT -5
OK, so I didn't beat Hayden. Whatever.
Right now, however, I believe I have a couple of Ants who need help.
I'm still waiting to see if Blood will face me next week....
|
|
The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
Posts: 3,082
|
Post by The Punisher on Jul 6, 2012 15:37:07 GMT -5
*An FAWA.com exclusive*
Jerry Fish: Ladies and Gentlemen, I have with me now the man who is going to compete for an FAWA contract on NiteRaw next week. Our new CEO Jeremy Dupoe has given him a chance to earn a deal with us, if he can win his match against an as yet unannounced opponent. He's 7 feet tall, he's one big son of a gun, his name is Jack Cain.
*A large, suited figure smoking a cigar walks into shot.*
Jack Cain: Evenin' Jerry, sorry I'm late, there was a Steven Seagal movie marathon and I didn't want to miss Fire Down Below. You realise Sir Michael Caine dyes his hair in that movie? What a guy. He's a cigar smoker too y'know, we shared a box on a cable car in Switzerland when he was promoting Batman Begins.
JF: Wait. You know Michael Caine?
JC: That's SIR Michael Caine to you Jerry, and yes, he's a great guy, I was his bodyguard for six months on that promotional tour. Glad I didn't get the Christian Bale gig, I hear that's really rough on your self esteem..
JF: Well on the resume you've filed at FAWA Headquarters, you've been doing bodyguard work for a long time, but you've also trained extensively in MMA fighting, boxing, and wrestling?
JC: Well *takes a puff on his cigar*, it may be hard for you to believe looking at this massive exterior, but I was a fat kid Jerry. Bullied at school, tormented at college, so I dropped out, started making some proper money and building myself an empire and a body. Thing is, after a while, you want to test yourself, you want to go against the best. It's all very well being rich, having loads of casual relationships, smoking the most expensive cigars money can buy, and knowing movie stars, but sometimes you want to be part of something bigger.
*Cain puts his arm around Jerry*
JC: When I look at the FAWA, I see opportunity. I see the chance to finally do some good in this world, I see this as a way to finally get what I've always wanted: acceptance. I've stood behind rock stars, presidents, porn actresses, but I've never been the leading light, I've always done what I've told.
*He puts a cigar in Jerry's mouth*
JC: Now I have a chance to prove to the people I can do something for them, that I can give something back, I can put on a show for them and make them feel like they've got their moneysworth when they come into this arena.
JF: *speaking through the unlit cigar* So you're doing this for the fans?
JC: Well mostly, I won't deny to you Jerry, that there's something else on my mind. Y'see, there's one thing I don't like, and it comes down to when I was that poor little fat kid in school: I don't like bullies. Well now, I'm bigger, stronger, fitter and more agile than most of the bullies out there, so I plan on giving something back to them as well: A Goddamned size 16 to the face.
*Cain lights Jerry's cigar*
JF: Anyone in particular in mind?
JC: When I look around here Jerry, I see a lot of people frightened in that crowd, they're scared that all their heroes have fallen, that the bad guys are winning, that there's no hope in sight. Well someone around here needs to teach the bad guys a lesson, someone around here needs to kick some ass, and if I get that contract, that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
*Cain looks down at Jerry*
JC: I'm no hero Jerry, but when there are no heroes left, you need ordinary guys to step up to the plate. I intend to do that, to stop jokers like Ryan Blood, Square and Seth Drakin. They call themselves The Fallen? I'm sure there are Goth Vampire clubs all over the country writing countless blog posts about how much they love them. Me? They're just another set of bullies, and now I'm the biggest guy here, I'm gonna take em all down, one by one.
JF: Big words Mr. Cain, especially considering that you haven't even got a contract yet...
JC: My dad always tells me, if something bad happens, it happens for some wise end, and I ain't got no reason to disbelieve him yet, so you just let me worry about my match, now I gotta be going, you enjoy that cigar, and remember Jerry, big things, come from small beginnings...
*The camera fades out with Jerry Fish looking bemused but happily puffing away on his cigar...*
|
|
Bull Ant
AC Slater
The World's Strongest Ant
Posts: 135
|
Post by Bull Ant on Jul 6, 2012 16:32:04 GMT -5
OK, so I didn't beat Hayden. Whatever.
Right now, however, I believe I have a couple of Ants who need help.
With are little team-up we will be able to take out the fallen
|
|
|
Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jul 6, 2012 18:50:53 GMT -5
- FreakinAwesomeScoops.com
Former FAWA Champion spotted again, badmouths company
Just one day after competing in a high profile match last night for the RAWO, Jackson "The Cool" Carter (best known for his tenure with FAWA/WWCF as "Damn Right" Jackson) made another appearance for another independent organisation, this time for Squared-Circle of Indifference to the Rules (SCIR). He shocked the crowd by opening their Friday afternoon show, Afternoon Delight, again using his new character and music, only this time he spoke on the microphone.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for having me. You are now experiencing firsthand, the era of The Cool. You are witnessing a brand new Jackson, one who is no longer forced to play by the "Big Boys" rules. I am finally free to be the man I always wanted to be, those shackles are gone.
Don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against the guys who work for the... Alliance, they are some of the best friends I have. However, it's the company, the figure heads, the higher ups. They begged me to come back, BEGGED ME! I was glad to come back myself, I was eager to show everyone the man I had become, I was keen to show them exactly what it meant to be cool. However, they simply told me they brought me back so I can be the exact same man I was before I left. They wanted me to be the Jackson that I hated being, so much so that it drove me from the company a year ago.
I decided to go along with it, but subtly insert more and more of the man that I am into each and every show until it was a natural transformation... I said the word "Cool" once, and sure enough I had the Majority Share Holder, we'll call him Brawler come up to me and tear me a new one. 'What are you doing? Jackson doesn't say "Cool"!'
So I went back, to being the boring guy. Now sure enough, in the ring it was like I never left, I never lost a match. However, while the crowd loved me they couldn't buy into who I was trying to be... I couldn't blame them, so in my final week I completely threw the old Jackson to the side and was the man I was MEANT to be, and they loved me. The Alliance didn't, so sure enough, when I got the pink slip... They made no effort to keep me with the company, and I had no interest in staying.
So what you are seeing before you now, is the Jackson Carter you were meant to see two months ago. You are seeing the realest Jackson Carter I can be, you are seeing me at my Coolest.
It was never about the money, it was always about being myself with the fans... And baby, that's exactly what you guys are going to get!
Courtesy... of the Cool!"
The controversial promo was met to a big ovation to the SCIR crowd, Jackson would go on to perform in the main event tag team match where he teamed up with the SCIR Champion Donny Donalds to take on the SCIR Tag Team Champions Bobby Reckless and Billy Rampage. Jackson won the match by hitting a Sit-Down Powerbomb on Bobby.
|
|
Knailsic From Now On
Dennis Stamp
Loneliest Number Since #1
Waiting with my red eyes and my stone heart
Posts: 4,365
|
Post by Knailsic From Now On on Jul 6, 2012 19:53:01 GMT -5
God it feels good to win. M I'm sorry that it had to come to this, you where an amazing competitor. But it happens. Now onto my opponent next week, Michael Hayden. Hayden I like you and I think were a lot alike being two young stars looking to make an impact. But I like that TV title even more, and I plan on taking it home with me next week. So if you could polish it for me before our match, I'd love to see my reflection in it and and the chicks love a nice shiny belt, thanks.
|
|
Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
Posts: 11,231
|
Post by Jazzman on Jul 6, 2012 23:56:25 GMT -5
Ok, I'll be honest with you fans out there. It's no mystery that ol' Bergman is on a little bit of a snide right now. I guess the upside is that I didn't get fired after Summerfest... so there's that.
But the past is the past, the future is set for me and Seth at Gookermania V, right now it's time to focus on the present and that's Square and Vokoun. Now Vokoun, I know how hard you can be to beat into the ring, you and I attempted to kill each other last year over that hardcore title and I came up just a little bit short. Sure, you can brawl slightly better than I can, but when you take away the weapons and lack of rules and get down to brass tacks on the mat I'm the best the company has to offer.
Which is where about Square will come in with a catchphrase and claim that the Revolution of Evolution or the Perpendicular Punisher or the Right Angles Assassin is the best the company has and he's right. He's the best guy in the company... to have never won anything on his own. When the pressure gets to Square he gets all bent out shape, but when pressure gets to me, I turn into a shape, a diamond... perfect flawless, the most valuable wrestler in this company.
So boys, I'll see you on Monday with a 338 pound wrecking ball in my corner. The Old Lion of the FAWA and the Strongest Ant in The World will show that the Animal Kingdom's most unlikly friends can make up one hell of a team.
|
|
Bull Ant
AC Slater
The World's Strongest Ant
Posts: 135
|
Post by Bull Ant on Jul 7, 2012 6:20:42 GMT -5
MOO MOO MOO YOU KNOW IT!!!
|
|
Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
Posts: 18,700
|
Post by Square on Jul 7, 2012 12:57:32 GMT -5
Ok, I'll be honest with you fans out there. It's no mystery that ol' Bergman is on a little bit of a snide right now. I guess the upside is that I didn't get fired after Summerfest... so there's that.
But the past is the past, the future is set for me and Seth at Gookermania V, right now it's time to focus on the present and that's Square and Vokoun. Now Vokoun, I know how hard you can be to beat into the ring, you and I attempted to kill each other last year over that hardcore title and I came up just a little bit short. Sure, you can brawl slightly better than I can, but when you take away the weapons and lack of rules and get down to brass tacks on the mat I'm the best the company has to offer.
Which is where about Square will come in with a catchphrase and claim that the Revolution of Evolution or the Perpendicular Punisher or the Right Angles Assassin is the best the company has and he's right. He's the best guy in the company... to have never won anything on his own. When the pressure gets to Square he gets all bent out shape, but when pressure gets to me, I turn into a shape, a diamond... perfect flawless, the most valuable wrestler in this company.
So boys, I'll see you on Monday with a 338 pound wrecking ball in my corner. The Old Lion of the FAWA and the Strongest Ant in The World will show that the Animal Kingdom's most unlikly friends can make up one hell of a team. Your right Ryan, I am the best in this company to never hold a singles title. However after I beat you and that bullshit tag partner of yours and then teach Hayden a thing or two about wrestling you can just simply call me the best.
I am the human mirror, the spotlight just makes me shine even more than usual and will show that not only is The Fallen unstoppable but that we are golden.
Oh and I should make a comment to my tag partner since he doesn't like me since I put him in the hospitial. Twice. But frankly I don't care about you Smokey, you are just a footnote in the history of the Squarevolution.
|
|
Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
Posts: 15,411
|
Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 7, 2012 15:30:27 GMT -5
God it feels good to win. M I'm sorry that it had to come to this, you where an amazing competitor. But it happens. Now onto my opponent next week, Michael Hayden. Hayden I like you and I think were a lot alike being two young stars looking to make an impact. But I like that TV title even more, and I plan on taking it home with me next week. So if you could polish it for me before our match, I'd love to see my reflection in it and and the chicks love a nice shiny belt, thanks. Ah kid, you've got a lot of fight in you. And in a business like ours, you're gonna need it.
But trying to go after The Prince of Hollywood (Hey Viva), trying to take my TV Title is the quickest way to defeat. Marshall Wesley Coventry found that out the hard way, even though he's trying to shrug it off like he's not bothered by it. Mario Nett and Potato found that out, and Potato hasn't been seen since. You name them, I've beaten them, and with every defense I make this title that much more important. The Freakin' Awesome Title changes hands twice in about three weeks, yet I'm planning on making defense number six.
I could cash in, challenge Drakin or Enigma, be content with the Inter-Forums or Freakin' Awesome titles. And any other man would gladly jump at the chance. But my goal is ten defenses. It's proving that I am the undisputed champion of Television, long after my time with the belt is done. And it's about capturing the World Heavyweight Title, the only dream I've ever had.
You call yourself "The Experience", and it's a catchy little nickname. But you lack experience James. You haven't had to fight week after week, proving yourself as champion with every match. Your time is coming James, but not here, not against me.
I won't allow it.
|
|
Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,183
|
Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 7, 2012 17:22:06 GMT -5
Gus, I sincerely hope you understand I can't take it easy on you.
Last year, after I won the title, a month after falling short at GookerMania for a second year in a row, I made a promise to the fans that since I had trouble walking out of GookerMania as the champion, that I would walk IN to GookerMania as champion.
So despite our mutual nonhatred of each other, there is no chance I am going to lose.
Because I always keep my promises.
|
|
|
Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jul 7, 2012 23:46:59 GMT -5
- FreakinAwesomeScoops.com
Jackson Carter spotting at ANOTHER Independent show.
Former FAWA World Champion Jackson Carter made an appearance at a third independent promotion for the third straight night since leaving FAWA.
This time, it was for the company No Network Will Have Us United. He appeared competing in a 6-man elimination match, where the winner would take on the NNWHUU (Pronounced En-Woo) Champion Vinnie Vincent later that night. During the match, Jackson "The Cool" Carter made a surprise appearance as the sixth competitor.
During the match he eliminated three competitors; Charles Vagrancy with the Spear, Petey Smalltime with the Altitude Adjustment submission and Petey's tag partner Jacob Bigtime with the Sit-Out Powerbomb (called the Carter Bomb). He would get himself disqualified in the match by hitting NNWHUU's second top heel, Botten Rastard with a steal chair, which lead to Rastard getting pinned by Doggy Underwood.
In the main event, Vinnie Vincent used many underhanded tactics to gain advantage against the young, smaller Doggy Underwood. After a ref bump, Botten Rastard ran in and gave Vinnie Vincent a set of brass knuckles, which he used to knock Underwood out. At this moment, Jackson "The Cool" Carter ran down in a referee outfit and laid Botten Rastard out with a big Spear. Vincent attempted to use the knuckles on Carter, but it was blocked and Carter then hit Vincent with the Carter Bomb. Doggy Underwood crawled on top of Vincent, and Carter counted the 1-2-3. Crowning Doggy Underwood as the NNWHUU Champion to a gigantic crowd ovation.
The entire NNWHUU Locker Room emptied out as they celebrated the new champion, who Jackson hoisted on his shoulders as the show closed.
Carter is currently a free agent and hasn't accepted in offers as of yet.
|
|
Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,518
|
Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 9, 2012 14:11:12 GMT -5
Gus, I sincerely hope you understand I can't take it easy on you.
Last year, after I won the title, a month after falling short at GookerMania for a second year in a row, I made a promise to the fans that since I had trouble walking out of GookerMania as the champion, that I would walk IN to GookerMania as champion.
So despite our mutual nonhatred of each other, there is no chance I am going to lose.
Because I always keep my promises. *A voice is superimposed over a dark screen* And? I already have a title shot in my possesion.
Personally, though, I am sorry to tell you this, but you're in the way of me leaving BattleBowl as the champion.
All I have to do is beat you and then beat Blood, and even if he doesn't beat me, he'll be too weak to defend the title a second time when I cash in.
So, I'm so sorry if my momentary calmness throws you so bad I walk out with a guaranteed title win at BattleBowl, but I need this a lot more than you do right now. Cooler with enclosed contract aside, I have had little to be happy about lately, and I need to turn that around now.
Guess you'll have to settle for trying to win the BattleBowl match again, Michaels.
|
|
The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
Posts: 3,082
|
Post by The Punisher on Jul 9, 2012 15:29:35 GMT -5
- FreakinAwesomeScoops.com Jackson Carter spotting at ANOTHER Independent show.Former FAWA World Champion Jackson Carter made an appearance at a third independent promotion for the third straight night since leaving FAWA. This time, it was for the company No Network Will Have Us United. He appeared competing in a 6-man elimination match, where the winner would take on the NNWHUU (Pronounced En-Woo) Champion Vinnie Vincent later that night. During the match, Jackson "The Cool" Carter made a surprise appearance as the sixth competitor. During the match he eliminated three competitors; Charles Vagrancy with the Spear, Petey Smalltime with the Altitude Adjustment submission and Petey's tag partner Jacob Bigtime with the Sit-Out Powerbomb (called the Carter Bomb). He would get himself disqualified in the match by hitting NNWHUU's second top heel, Botten Rastard with a steal chair, which lead to Rastard getting pinned by Doggy Underwood. In the main event, Vinnie Vincent used many underhanded tactics to gain advantage against the young, smaller Doggy Underwood. After a ref bump, Botten Rastard ran in and gave Vinnie Vincent a set of brass knuckles, which he used to knock Underwood out. At this moment, Jackson "The Cool" Carter ran down in a referee outfit and laid Botten Rastard out with a big Spear. Vincent attempted to use the knuckles on Carter, but it was blocked and Carter then hit Vincent with the Carter Bomb. Doggy Underwood crawled on top of Vincent, and Carter counted the 1-2-3. Crowning Doggy Underwood as the NNWHUU Champion to a gigantic crowd ovation. The entire NNWHUU Locker Room emptied out as they celebrated the new champion, who Jackson hoisted on his shoulders as the show closed. Carter is currently a free agent and hasn't accepted in offers as of yet. OOC: I'm liking these...
|
|
|
Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jul 10, 2012 7:35:02 GMT -5
- FreakinAwesomeScoops.com Jackson Carter spotting at ANOTHER Independent show.Former FAWA World Champion Jackson Carter made an appearance at a third independent promotion for the third straight night since leaving FAWA. This time, it was for the company No Network Will Have Us United. He appeared competing in a 6-man elimination match, where the winner would take on the NNWHUU (Pronounced En-Woo) Champion Vinnie Vincent later that night. During the match, Jackson "The Cool" Carter made a surprise appearance as the sixth competitor. During the match he eliminated three competitors; Charles Vagrancy with the Spear, Petey Smalltime with the Altitude Adjustment submission and Petey's tag partner Jacob Bigtime with the Sit-Out Powerbomb (called the Carter Bomb). He would get himself disqualified in the match by hitting NNWHUU's second top heel, Botten Rastard with a steal chair, which lead to Rastard getting pinned by Doggy Underwood. In the main event, Vinnie Vincent used many underhanded tactics to gain advantage against the young, smaller Doggy Underwood. After a ref bump, Botten Rastard ran in and gave Vinnie Vincent a set of brass knuckles, which he used to knock Underwood out. At this moment, Jackson "The Cool" Carter ran down in a referee outfit and laid Botten Rastard out with a big Spear. Vincent attempted to use the knuckles on Carter, but it was blocked and Carter then hit Vincent with the Carter Bomb. Doggy Underwood crawled on top of Vincent, and Carter counted the 1-2-3. Crowning Doggy Underwood as the NNWHUU Champion to a gigantic crowd ovation. The entire NNWHUU Locker Room emptied out as they celebrated the new champion, who Jackson hoisted on his shoulders as the show closed. Carter is currently a free agent and hasn't accepted in offers as of yet. OOC: I'm liking these... Why thank you, these should keep me going for a few weeks
|
|
lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
Live as the color red in a world of black and white.
Posts: 6,412
|
Post by lodirulz on Jul 10, 2012 17:50:40 GMT -5
A message from the Internet.
Ladies all the time be asking me:
Lodi, how come you don't dance no more?
I kid. What they really ask me is, what does the future hold? And while I'm tempted to say hurricanes and rainbows, these Internet sites have 'limitations' these days, and I can't talk about Katy Perry without going on a rant, which usually means for me crossing the sexual boarders like I'm parting the red sea.
And they'd definitely be controversy Montreal style if I mentioned the bloggers blogging about the end of the world and WWIII, so I won't dance that tango either.
I'd talk about anime, but these out of touch hipsters with the lack of time and social media wouldn't understand a damn thing that I say. But for the record, before there was Haydenism, there was Haruhism. You don't represent television, you don't know the first thing about what makes someone worthy of representing FOX, ABC, CBS, and all of the hit shows on the planet. Your the Man vs Beast to my Cops.
And speaking of TV, I never thought you people could screw it up so much. You took Tim the Toolman's hammer, and you nailed into us all of these fake shows you claim are reality. And the kids that watch The Powerpuff Girls are now adults being forced to watch rehashed attempts at game shows. For realz? We don't care about Carnie Wilson, we care about THE INTERNET.
Memes, forums, desktops, this is where it's at today. WWE Superstars is shown online. Most people get their recaps for wrestling online. And that's what makes FAWA great. I can just sit here, and type written transcripts of my promos while watching MyMusic at the same time. Of course, I know I'm going to have to tune off to wrestle if I do this, but no probs. I got my I-Phone, I can watch viral videos then.
My point is, this world needs a leader. Some people just don't realize how powerful the Internet really is. This place needs some more social media. It needs a colorful personality. Somebody who is willing to take advantage of today's technology.
Forget the heavy metal, forget the Edger Allen Poe, forget the My Chemical Romance attire. Because right here, right now, right here, right now, you are not going to be seeing Insane Black Snow Commentary.
No. What your about to see, is a revolution.
NOW LOADING....... 1%, 2%, 3%.........
|
|
|
Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jul 12, 2012 7:57:00 GMT -5
- FreakinAwesomeScoops.com
Jackson Carter looking to stay with NNWHUU?
After being an integral part of their Saturday Night Show, where a new Champion was crowned. Last night Jackson Carter performed once again for No Network Will Have Us United. This time it was in a tag team main event, partnering up with NNWHUU Champ Doggy Underwood to take on the former champion Vinnie Vincent and Botten Rastard, stemming from the end result of the Saturday show.
After almost an hour, the match ended when Jackson Carter and Doggy Underwood performed a combination of their finishers, Carter lifted Vincent up for the Carter Bomb and Doggy Underwood hit a Missile Dropkick. Both Carter and Underwood made the pin.
After the match, Jackson got on the mic and said "It's so good to be here, performing the matches that the actually want to see with superstars being who they want to be! I have found a new home on the independent circuit, and NNWHUU has been... well Cool every single time I come out here to perform with you guys. This company will always be close to me, because I get to see some truly amazing stars like Vinnie Vincent and Doggy Underwood perform and pull off some matches you just don't get in the "big leagues"! I can gauren-damn-tee this will not be the last you see of The Cool!"
After this, Doggy Underwood grabbed the mic and suggested Jackson and Underwood go one on one at the Saturday Show for Underwood's NNWHUU Championship, which Jackson accepted to close the show.
So with Jackson performing twice so far for NNWHUU, calling it his home and now having a third match already booked, for the title no-less. It appears that Jackson Carter is staying with the independents for the time being, with no indication of rejoining FAWA.
|
|
lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
Live as the color red in a world of black and white.
Posts: 6,412
|
Post by lodirulz on Jul 12, 2012 13:57:10 GMT -5
A Melody From The Internet[/color][/b]
How did I discover t.A.T.U? Internet. Taylor Swift? Internet. Avril Lavigne? THE GODDAMN INTERNET. Without it, you'll be like a friend of mine, asking me day in and day out: "Lodi, who's Michael Jordon?"
That friend of mine only had me for a friend, and the girls look at him like he's Pondexter at a protractor convention, you catch my drift?
Meanwhile, I'm Johnny Bravo with the comb in my hair, bench pressing ladies by the dozen. Why? Because I had the connection and the time to know who Johnny Bravo really was. If you don't keep up with the times, society will eat you alive. And that's why I kick back, relax, and constantly read light novels and manga. And because of it, I now know that all girls with green or purple hair are most likely supernatural human beings. I kid.
But thanks to my PC, I also know about FAWA, and the guys like Ghost Ant, who is an OBVIOUS ripoff of Chikara's Colony. Just saying, I know a bit more about wrestling then the average joe. Sure, childhood wasn't great, but that was when I was a teacher's pet, a kiss up to the school system. Now I know that my school, is going to be an online college. Unless you can teach me how to do a kegstand and show me one girl who's Facebook profile doesn't have a photoshopped photo.
But until then, I think I'll enjoy some Cristina Vee, so remember hipsters, be sure to hook up and put some more knowledge into those brains. Because a leader's coming, and he's coming with the next generation in his hands.
23%...... 24%...... 25%.....
Day by day, I'm tired of playing games.... all the time. So that's it, now I quit, I am done with this for good....
|
|
Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,518
|
Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 12, 2012 21:17:32 GMT -5
*A note is found by a cameraman on the floor. On one side, it reads "TO: RYAN BLOOD" while the other side has the following quote written in a certain color ink:*
"IF YOU EVEN DREAM OF BEATING ME YOU'D BETTER WAKE UP AND APOLOGIZE."
- MUHAMMED ALI
|
|
|
Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 12, 2012 21:53:14 GMT -5
MOO MOO MOO YOU KNOW IT!!! OOC: That seriously needs to be Bull Ant's go to catchphrase. ;D
|
|
|
Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jul 12, 2012 22:00:09 GMT -5
MOO MOO MOO YOU KNOW IT!!! OOC: That seriously needs to be Bull Ant's go to catchphrase. ;D OOC:It already is.
|
|