Aw snap! the police just kicked down your door FAN

[King Ghidorah]

They search every nook and cranny of your home, and check your laptop for pirated media. Damage report? I'm.....I'm going away for a long time >_>.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

They find loads of illegally downloaded mp3s, lots of bootleg transgendered/midget/donkey/elderly/WoW roleplaying/houseplant porn, as well as several photos of myself in compromising positions with a mannequin I stole from the local JC Penney, and a fridge full of black market non FDA approved eastern European soda pop. Also, maybe a dresser full of stolen women's underwear. Prison will not be kind to me.

[The Sam]

I believe...it would go a little something...like this;

[01010010 01101001 01100011]

I'd have nothing to worry about.







They'd take one look at my "special" folder and destroy my hard drives themselves just to never have to view the material again.

[Alucard]

HA-HA, WE FINALLY GOT YOU!

(he shouts, as he himself is being loaded into the back of a squad car, which is hilariously ironic)

[Bang Bang Bart]

/Marc runs away in a Benny Hill-esque manner, as the familiar Benny Hill music plays/

[MGH]

Mar 18, 2012 21:31:22 GMT -5 Bang Bang Bart said:

/Marc runs away in a Benny Hill-esque manner, as the familiar Benny Hill music plays/

*which he illegally pirated*

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Wouldnt get arrested for anything, but they would find some stuff that would make me the butt of many jokes.

[Citizen Grimm]

Lots and lots of candy. Seriously, I have that stuff stuffed into damn near every place in my house.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Meh, hakuna matata. The sex slaves will be long gone by then.

[Demented]

Kicked down the door? Close enough.

>_> <_<

[Yami Daimao]

"This guy must really like that blonde from Community, and Queen."

[Cyno]

I'd ask to see their search warrant. If they don't have one, they can GTFO.

Or I ask my next door neighbor, who is chief of police, to make them go away.

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

I'm sure they have better things to do than take me to court for the one Manga series I have that I'd buy if it were readily available and the disc I have with obsolete 3.5 edition D&D books. everything else I own is legit.

[Heartbreaker]

I'd be in prison for years because I did an awful crime which was downloading seasons of Friends and 3rd Rock From The Sun.

MY GOD THE HORROR!

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

"I'm telling you officer, she said she was 18!"

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Mar 19, 2012 0:19:38 GMT -5 Heartbreaker said:

I'd be in prison for years because I did an awful crime which was downloading seasons of Friends and 3rd Rock From The Sun.

MY GOD THE HORROR!

Maybe they would put us in the same prison. We could be roomies! Let's paint a mural on the wall! We could stay up late and talk about boys! I got dibs on top bunk!

[hassanchop]

[Dr. Bunsen Honeydew]

Mar 18, 2012 21:41:43 GMT -5 Clash, Never a Meter Maid said:

Meh, hakuna matata. The sex slaves will be long gone by then.

But your sig is still in plain view

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Mar 19, 2012 5:20:53 GMT -5 Dr. Bunsen Honeydew said:

Mar 18, 2012 21:41:43 GMT -5 Clash, Never a Meter Maid said:

Meh, hakuna matata. The sex slaves will be long gone by then.

But your sig is still in plain view

Hey, fair use doctrine.