2005 Rumble Captions

[lildude8218]

Well my job is done. Here's the last Rumble captions thread....of course until the pictures of tonight's go up on the website lol.



No one knew why Undertaker was choking out that Aussie dude from the Energizer commercials



Heidenreich: Psst! Gene.....you're pulling a Dupree right now.
Snitsky: This boner wasn't my fault!



Edge was regretting jumping from the top with a mouthful of cottage cheese.



Presenting the WWE in 3-D! It's like they're wrestling right in your living room!



Randy Orton was proving to be a threat to Triple H's staring contest title.



Woah, I never expected that a picture from Summerslam 2006 would be leaked by accident. Damn interns!



Benoit: Wow! I've never seen him do that in person. I thought it was camera tricks. (This picture is down for the moment but will probably be fixed soon...who am I kidding, it's the WWE, you'll never see this photo.)



Some of you may see 2 faces but I actually see a vase



After hearing such foul language on Cena's CD, Batista was going to drag him by his ear to wash his mouth out with soap.

[King Rich]

lildude8218 said:

Some of you may see 2 faces but I actually see a vase

;D

["Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat]

Orton: Its like looking in to a mirror, only the reflection has talent

["Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat]

This isn't a picture of Edge jumping, its HBK and the Good Lord Almighty totally owning Edge's ass

[tigermask]

HBK is forced to be dragged to Mr. Nanny 2: Back in the Groove, starring Triple H.

[Lancers]

Taker: "How dare you try to caress my nipples while I'm trying to sleep."




THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!



Being twisted like a pretzel seemed pretty bad, but then he remembers the night Triple H showed him a video of him and Chyna making love and now he can't get that vision out of his head.



There's nothing worse than getting your feet tangled with another guy when trying to get an autograph of Justin Timberlake.



Triple H's celebration ended abruptly when he saw the video of himself and Chyna making love on the Titantron.





Batista: "Have you ever seen a grown man's wang?"



Batista: "Quick. Hide under the ring. Jay-Z won't look for you under there. Here, let me help you."

[Shy Guy]

lildude8218 said:

Benoit: Wow! I've never seen him do that in person. I thought it was camera tricks. (This picture is down for the moment but will probably be fixed soon...who am I kidding, it's the WWE, you'll never see this photo.)

what was the photo supposed to be of?

[lildude8218]

tmizzle521 said:

lildude8218 said:

Benoit: Wow! I've never seen him do that in person. I thought it was camera tricks. (This picture is down for the moment but will probably be fixed soon...who am I kidding, it's the WWE, you'll never see this photo.)

what was the photo supposed to be of?

It's a picture of Rey hitting a 619 on someone and Benoit is standing right there with some weird look on his face. I did all these captions almost two weeks ago so I can't remember exactly what was going on.

[KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!]

Earl Hebner: Here we go again...

[Drillbit Taylor]

kamalabalboa said:

HHH-So Earl see what happens when you doubt HHH
Hebner-Yes Mr Levque

[phentari]

"I told you I wanted my wake-up call at SEVEN-THIRTY, not SEVEN FIFTEEN!"



"So what have you been up to?"
"Abortion angle. You?"
"Pretending to be Hawk."
"Ah."



Suddenly, Edge realized exactly where Shawn intended to slap on the Claw...



"Hi, mom! Don't worry, I've got it all under control..."



"Simon says...do this!"



Aren't you glad YOU use Dial, Earl? Don't you wish everybody did?





"Bad touch, John. Please get your hand off of my thigh."



NOOGIES!!!!!