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Post by Savage Gambino on Dec 19, 2011 23:29:08 GMT -5
Kane needs no reason. Kane needs no rhyme. When Big Red comes after you, you're out of time. Don't try to hide. Don't try to run. Because nothing works on him, not even a gun. He'll follow you to the edge of Heaven and Hell, until finally you tire. He'll chokeslam you to hell, and set you on fire. And yet, you found fit to rhyme the whole thing.
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Post by modestgenius on Dec 19, 2011 23:41:10 GMT -5
I've got it: Kane is mad that there is a higher production value of Cena's shirt than of his entire attire
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Dec 19, 2011 23:43:39 GMT -5
Kane needs no reason. Kane needs no rhyme. When Big Red comes after you, you're out of time. Don't try to hide. Don't try to run. Because nothing works on him, not even a gun. He'll follow you to the edge of Heaven and Hell, until finally you tire. He'll chokeslam you to hell, and set you on fire. I take it I'm not the only one who caught Leprechaun 3 this past weekend.
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Post by lmagicdancer1 on Dec 19, 2011 23:53:16 GMT -5
Joke reason: Kane is mad at Cena because he lost a bet and had to recite his entire backstory to him. Seriously: Kane symbolizes Hate.
It seemed almost like a call back to when Andre ripped off hogan's crucifix. or at least that's what I was reminded of.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Dec 19, 2011 23:57:30 GMT -5
You know, if they're going to keep acknowledging and playing off the fact that the crowds are split between liking and hating Cena, Kane is really the perfect guy for him to be feuding with until 'Mania: He's WWE's most established tweener, a guy who's spent nearly fifteen years playing a character who, with relatively few variations, could be cheered or booed depending on who he was wrestling at any given time without really doing anything differently himself.
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Dec 20, 2011 0:02:41 GMT -5
I loved the bit where Kane slowly turns towards Cena, and Cena gulps in fear, ever so slightly. It does so much with so little.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 20, 2011 0:19:17 GMT -5
That was not the point of the Jericho feud... am I the only one who remembers this? But wasn't it what started the feud? Kane attacked him after Jericho spilled coffee yes... but like the next week after Jericho apologized Kane said something like you think this was about coffee and went into his spiel about how he's a freak and Jericho is a sexy beast.
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Post by Dean-o on Dec 20, 2011 0:35:54 GMT -5
Cena killed Kane's parents.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2011 1:07:38 GMT -5
I hope the reason is exceptionally wacky since it's Kane
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 20, 2011 1:22:03 GMT -5
I dont think Kane even knows why he attacked Cena???
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 20, 2011 1:27:47 GMT -5
Kane thought Cena was Mark Wahlberg, and he was pissed that Marky Mark was facing Mark Henry. Tonight he was just trying to apologize to Cena, but since Cena attacked him first, Kane had to fight, and he took the shirt because Cena doesn't "Rise Above Hate".
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Post by Lazy peon on Dec 20, 2011 1:51:56 GMT -5
Why? Because Kane, that's why.
But really, I think it's cause he thinks Cena is faking the 'rise above hate' thing and is trying to bring the hate out of him, hence why he took the shirt. Or he thinks the shirt is ugly and stupid.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 20, 2011 4:48:21 GMT -5
Kane is going to randomly attack people, and take souvenirs.
Eventually he'll come out wearing Cena's shirt, a Broski headband, Del Rio's scarf, Otunga's bowtie, Miz's PPV jacket with Riley's vest OVER it and Barrett's rose, and Santino's Cobra sock.
I wonder if he still has Rey Mysterio's mask.
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Post by Ryushinku on Dec 20, 2011 4:55:56 GMT -5
Kane doesn't rise above hate, he embraces it. Particularly now he feels he needed to get his monster vibe back.
Probably wonders what the hell's wrong with Cena for not doing the same.
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Post by texaswhopper on Dec 20, 2011 7:19:40 GMT -5
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Kane has a cool Predator looking mask now on top of a mask.
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 20, 2011 7:31:07 GMT -5
Kane is going to randomly attack people, and take souvenirs. Eventually he'll come out wearing Cena's shirt, a Broski headband, Del Rio's scarf, Otunga's bowtie, Miz's PPV jacket with Riley's vest OVER it and Barrett's rose, and Santino's Cobra sock. I wonder if he still has Rey Mysterio's mask. And then jericho will bitch that Kane stole his gimmick
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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 20, 2011 7:31:13 GMT -5
Kane is fighting for the IWC. He put the mask on like we wanted and beats the hell out of Cena. Now he HAS to go after Cole to complete the trifecta
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2011 9:11:10 GMT -5
I have two theories:
1. Kane is still obsessed with Kelly Kelly and he found out Cena did it with her.
2. Kane REALLY wanted one of those Rise Above Hate shirts and WWE wouldn't comp him one.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 20, 2011 9:18:50 GMT -5
Kane is fighting for the IWC. He put the mask on like we wanted and beats the hell out of Cena. Now he HAS to go after Cole to complete the trifecta Plus, he'll need to align himself with the IWC Trio (Punk, Ryder, and Bryan) to make it even better.
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Post by Dub H on Dec 20, 2011 9:34:24 GMT -5
Kane just REALLY like his shirt.
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