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Post by What? on Dec 20, 2011 9:58:57 GMT -5
Have the reason for the attacks be due to one of Kane's childhood friends being accidentally killed behind the wheel of a car that Cena was driving. Cena, with bad judgment, takes the keys to the car, and Kane's friend hops in...it was extra dark out that night...alot of rain...slick roads - say they drove through the mountains because the main roads were closed for construction...there was a moose, so Cena swerved to avoid it, and BINGO. The feud is now personal.
...And put the old picture of Cena with that stripper on his lap, put it on the titantron and claim it was a picture from earlier that evening...
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 20, 2011 11:56:00 GMT -5
Sometimes, there is no reason. Sometimes, there is only...Kane.
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Post by misconduct was wrong on Dec 20, 2011 12:22:20 GMT -5
Why? Because Kane, that's why. This. And I think that needs to be the new Kane meme.
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Post by texaswhopper on Dec 20, 2011 12:29:37 GMT -5
Kane got burned in the funeral home when he was younger. "I came back from school about 10 o clock that night and WHAT DO I SEE? I SEE FIRETRUCKS! I SEE AMBULANCE! I see STEAM and SMOKE and I see the funeral home in ashes. Somone burned down the funeral home! Inside the funeral home was this lovely family that took care of me. I looked over to bushes, who did I see in the bushes but the Undertaker!"
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Post by rapidfire187 on Dec 20, 2011 12:33:20 GMT -5
I hope they don't have Kane give an explanation. Keep him silent, use him rarely, and don't let him lose for a long time. These last two weeks has really reminded me of Kane's initial run before he ever lost to Taker.
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Dec 20, 2011 12:50:53 GMT -5
Kane just does not like kiddy jokes.
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Post by Virt McGirt on Dec 20, 2011 18:44:47 GMT -5
The answer's at the end of this video:
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Post by BME on Dec 20, 2011 21:43:32 GMT -5
Kane is fighting for the IWC. He put the mask on like we wanted and beats the hell out of Cena. Now he HAS to go after Cole to complete the trifecta What the IWC fails to realize is that John Cena is more talented than that bag of shit known as Kane. Umaga was a better wrestler and monster than Kane.
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Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by mrjl on Dec 20, 2011 21:48:18 GMT -5
Kane doesn't rise above hate, he embraces it. Particularly now he feels he needed to get his monster vibe back. Probably wonders what the hell's wrong with Cena for not doing the same. this
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Bearer is God
Bubba Ho-Tep
I must've twisted my knee pretty bad
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Post by Bearer is God on Dec 20, 2011 21:57:00 GMT -5
Kane has come back as a shirt collector. He will not stop until he gets them all.
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Post by Virt McGirt on Dec 21, 2011 1:10:45 GMT -5
Kane has come back as a shirt collector. He will not stop until he gets them all. That's actually the plot to the sequel to SEE NO EVIL. The working title is, "NO SHOES, NO SHIRTS, NO EVIL"
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salTy
El Dandy
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Post by salTy on Dec 21, 2011 1:34:17 GMT -5
I think it's pretty obvious what happened here. Kane attacked Cena because he got drunk after getting kicked out of school when he was framed by Eric and the Revolting Blob.
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Post by CM Parish on Dec 21, 2011 4:54:02 GMT -5
Why? Because he Kane..
Bwahahahaha.
I'll get my coat.
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Post by Ryushinku on Dec 21, 2011 5:14:17 GMT -5
Tune in next week as a furious Kane forces the same shirt back on Cena.
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Dec 21, 2011 5:21:34 GMT -5
Kane's new gimmick is that of an internet smark. He wears the mask because he marks for the mask rather than marking for Masked Kane. And he hates Cena because Cena doesn't have teh workratez.
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skulldouggory
Unicron
Needs More Shirtless Barry Windham
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Post by skulldouggory on Dec 21, 2011 9:53:54 GMT -5
Thread title reminds me of the opening of every impact this year after a PPV where the face who turned on sting the night before would say "Everyone has been asking me, Why *Insert new Heel name here* Why?"
I hate that phrase, Do people really say that to someone who does a crappy thing.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 21, 2011 9:56:17 GMT -5
Thread title reminds me of the opening of every impact this year after a PPV where the face who turned on sting the night before would say "Everyone has been asking me, Why *Insert new Heel name here* Why?" I hate that phrase, Do people really say that to someone who does a crappy thing. It just reminds me of the recent WWE games where it says "Why *X* Why?" whenever someone turns heel in WWE Universe mode.
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Post by Virt McGirt on Dec 23, 2011 21:49:14 GMT -5
Thread title reminds me of the opening of every impact this year after a PPV where the face who turned on sting the night before would say "Everyone has been asking me, Why *Insert new Heel name here* Why?" I hate that phrase, Do people really say that to someone who does a crappy thing. It just reminds me of the recent WWE games where it says "Why *X* Why?" whenever someone turns heel in WWE Universe mode. LOL! That reminds me, in an ironic twist, instead of Zack Ryder winning the U.S. Title at TLC, he turned heel the next night, giving William Regal a "somewhat clean" victory over Primo.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2011 22:03:55 GMT -5
Thread title reminds me of the opening of every impact this year after a PPV where the face who turned on sting the night before would say "Everyone has been asking me, Why *Insert new Heel name here* Why?" I hate that phrase, Do people really say that to someone who does a crappy thing. It just reminds me of the recent WWE games where it says "Why *X* Why?" whenever someone turns heel in WWE Universe mode. Best ones being, "Why Kelly Kelly Why?" and, "Why Chris Benoit Why?"
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Dec 23, 2011 23:55:39 GMT -5
It just reminds me of the recent WWE games where it says "Why *X* Why?" whenever someone turns heel in WWE Universe mode. Best ones being, "Why Kelly Kelly Why?" and, "Why Chris Benoit Why?" I'd love to see a "why _____ why" reaction to someone turning face.
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