Beartato
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Beartato on Dec 19, 2011 14:48:17 GMT -5
I was in some kind of meeting with a bunch of people I've never seen before and John Cena. I forgot what we were discussing, but eventually John Cena got up, took out a gun, and said that he needed all of our money, but first he was going to the bathroom.
For some reason none of us fled and just sat there, dumbfounded at the fact that we were about to be mugged by John Cena.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by The Ichi on Dec 19, 2011 14:49:27 GMT -5
Maybe he had to go to the bathroom to shoot new Gilette commercials.
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Post by Slanted and Enchanted on Dec 19, 2011 15:12:39 GMT -5
Did he ask respectfully?
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allenfan69
Team Rocket
I came to listen to Ken Resnick mumble.
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Post by allenfan69 on Dec 19, 2011 15:15:50 GMT -5
I blame it on all that time he spent with Cryme Tyme.
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Post by Alucard on Dec 19, 2011 15:19:37 GMT -5
At least he had his priorities straight.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 19, 2011 15:22:41 GMT -5
Hopefully that wasn't a premonition. WWE'd be wise to at least make sure he has a job, otherwise things could get ugly.
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
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Post by JCBaggee on Dec 19, 2011 15:24:01 GMT -5
Such a great company man. Even when he has to hold people up, he still takes the time to run to the rest room and film a Gilette commercial.
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Beartato
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Beartato on Dec 19, 2011 15:30:01 GMT -5
He...actually did, yeah. He was very nice about the whole thing. |
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BigWill
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Post by BigWill on Dec 19, 2011 15:35:30 GMT -5
He...actually did, yeah. He was very nice about the whole thing. That's Cena. He's a real stand up guy. I bet you the gun wasn't even loaded. |
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
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Post by JCBaggee on Dec 20, 2011 19:13:38 GMT -5
He...actually did, yeah. He was very nice about the whole thing. That's Cena. He's a real stand up guy. I bet you the gun wasn't even loaded. It was probably a marshmallow gun, so he could make everyone s'mores after. "You know why they call them s'mores? Because you always want some more! Ha ha, no, seriously, I need more, that's a nice watch." |
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