Burst
El Dandy
*inarticulate squawking*
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Post by Burst on Dec 11, 2011 23:29:38 GMT -5
Ever since the day Matt Hardy gazed inside Justin Gabriel, his life has arguably, effectively, irreversibly spiraled down a blasphemous, torturous path, both in regards to his professional career and in regards to his sanity. One can only reluctantly conclude that something terrifying, horrifying, so incomprehensibly squamous gazed back at him, enough to irrevocably tarnish the former Hardy Boy forever.
What fleeting Eldritch abomination lurks beneath the surface of the South African pretty boy? What gibbous, cyclopean monstrosity threatens not only the WWE, but the very nature of sanity, of humanity itself?
Will we ever know?
Will the world ever WANT to know?
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 11, 2011 23:30:56 GMT -5
A sandwich Justin had ate earlier in the day.
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Post by Starshine on Dec 11, 2011 23:31:19 GMT -5
He saw a box.
And inside that box, another box.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 11, 2011 23:35:02 GMT -5
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2011 23:40:46 GMT -5
THE ENTITY.
And a Philly Cheesesteak
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Dec 11, 2011 23:44:48 GMT -5
Matt: Hey, grapes! Justin: Yeah, they had'em in catering, but I ate the last of them. Matt:    |
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
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Post by zeez on Dec 11, 2011 23:46:47 GMT -5
I'm trying to think of a response that doesn't end in Justin and Matt having sex with each other and I just can't. Sorry.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Dec 11, 2011 23:55:40 GMT -5
I'm trying to think of a response that doesn't end in Justin and Matt having sex with each other and I just can't. Sorry. FANFIC |
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Post by perpetualn00b on Dec 12, 2011 0:24:42 GMT -5
Justin is clearly the mortal host shell of Nyarlathotep. Nothing else makes sense.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Dec 12, 2011 0:26:51 GMT -5
Something that looked like this:  |
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allenfan69
Team Rocket
I came to listen to Ken Resnick mumble.
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Post by allenfan69 on Dec 12, 2011 0:32:54 GMT -5
Kuato from Total Recall.  |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 12, 2011 0:42:41 GMT -5
Cthulu.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Dec 12, 2011 1:29:37 GMT -5
Heath Slater?
Too soon?
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Dec 12, 2011 2:38:40 GMT -5
An extra stomach.
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nWoElite
Don Corleone
Putting The Band Back Together...
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Post by nWoElite on Dec 12, 2011 2:59:20 GMT -5
That's easy. He saw Lita.
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Post by norsisclouds on Dec 12, 2011 3:28:24 GMT -5
Gabriel knew the McRib was coming back...Matt was trying to win him over so that he could get an advanced shipment.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2011 7:39:57 GMT -5
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lucas_lee
Hank Scorpio
Heel turn is finished, now stripping away my personality
Posts: 6,756
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Post by lucas_lee on Dec 12, 2011 8:01:59 GMT -5
Gangrel
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Post by redpyramidsh on Dec 12, 2011 8:29:04 GMT -5
Fantastic use of squamous.
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Beartato
Hank Scorpio
Conspiracy Victim
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Post by Beartato on Dec 12, 2011 8:44:58 GMT -5
Cream filling.
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