Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2012 23:23:02 GMT -5
I'm bored, here's the RAW thread.
-Brock Lesnar will make his first appearance on RAW since breaking Triple H's arm with a kimura, seeing if he will accept Trips's offer for a match at Summerslam. Paul Heyman will be involved, words will be said, somebody will call somebody a coward, make fun of their momma and it'll be on. Derp.
(BTW, the full title for this thread should be "Here Comes The Predictable Answer To The Pain")
-AJ is making Kane, Daniel Bryan, and CM Punk's life a living hell in what can be construed as an autobiographical tale of my life currently (see, I can make this joke here without being spied on via Facebook and Twitter), although I wish AJ was the girl driving me up the wall. Anyways, now she is the special guest referee in the CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan WWE title match at Money in the Bank. What is she gonna do to further the pot with these three. All I'll say is, "greatest special guest referee in the history of time" and I don't mean by officiating. I mean by hard-on's.
-We found out that John Cena is going to be involved in his first Money in the Bank ladder match w/ Big Show, Chris Jericho, and Kane. Who will the other members be in the match, and with it being former World Champions, will we see a few surprises? And oh yeah, more stuff w/ Cena and Big Show that will most likely close out the show, while Punk/Bryan/AJ will be relegated to opening the show...AGAIN.
-Teddy Long will be the interim GM for both shows this week, so you know what that means...MORE TAG MATCHES GALORE! Hopefully featuring DA UNDAHTAKAH! ;D
-In lieu of the upcoming 1000th RAW, Heath Slater has been getting his ass kicked by former WWE alumni, with Sid actually showing up for a wrestling show last week to kill some Slater. Who will it be this week? Fingers crossed for Haystacks Calhoun. Or Ron Simmons. That's the one I'm hoping for soon. Kick his ass, get on the mic, DAMN!, instant ratings.
-Hopefully more promos for the No Holds Barred DVD, which is gonna be released on TUESDAY! YES!
-Brock Lesnar will make his first appearance on RAW since breaking Triple H's arm with a kimura, seeing if he will accept Trips's offer for a match at Summerslam. Paul Heyman will be involved, words will be said, somebody will call somebody a coward, make fun of their momma and it'll be on. Derp.
(BTW, the full title for this thread should be "Here Comes The Predictable Answer To The Pain")
-AJ is making Kane, Daniel Bryan, and CM Punk's life a living hell in what can be construed as an autobiographical tale of my life currently (see, I can make this joke here without being spied on via Facebook and Twitter), although I wish AJ was the girl driving me up the wall. Anyways, now she is the special guest referee in the CM Punk vs. Daniel Bryan WWE title match at Money in the Bank. What is she gonna do to further the pot with these three. All I'll say is, "greatest special guest referee in the history of time" and I don't mean by officiating. I mean by hard-on's.
-We found out that John Cena is going to be involved in his first Money in the Bank ladder match w/ Big Show, Chris Jericho, and Kane. Who will the other members be in the match, and with it being former World Champions, will we see a few surprises? And oh yeah, more stuff w/ Cena and Big Show that will most likely close out the show, while Punk/Bryan/AJ will be relegated to opening the show...AGAIN.
-Teddy Long will be the interim GM for both shows this week, so you know what that means...MORE TAG MATCHES GALORE! Hopefully featuring DA UNDAHTAKAH! ;D
-In lieu of the upcoming 1000th RAW, Heath Slater has been getting his ass kicked by former WWE alumni, with Sid actually showing up for a wrestling show last week to kill some Slater. Who will it be this week? Fingers crossed for Haystacks Calhoun. Or Ron Simmons. That's the one I'm hoping for soon. Kick his ass, get on the mic, DAMN!, instant ratings.
-Hopefully more promos for the No Holds Barred DVD, which is gonna be released on TUESDAY! YES!