Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jul 5, 2012 18:13:29 GMT -5
I originally posted this idea in the Three Hour RAW thread.
Vince McMahon decides that since he can't fire Big Show and pay him millions of dollars to sit at home and do nothing, he's going to give a young Superstar the chance to make a name for himself at Big Show's expense. All of the Superstars put their names in a hat, and the lucky winner is Alex Riley.
Vince Makes a No-Disqualification Lumberjack match pitting Big Show against Alex Riley, with Vince as the referee. Show dominates, although Riley shows glimmers of hope. John Cena is among the lumberjacks, pleading with Show to just finish the kid off so he can live to fight another day, but Show refuses, just tossing the guy around to send a message
Riley gets a big flurry of a comeback, and even hits the Spinebuster, but eventually he gets tossed. Damien Sandow starts aggressively attacking Riley as if he owes him money only to be tackled by Zack Ryder and a massive brawl ensues. The brawl makes its way into the ring, and Show begins clotheslining and headbutting the crap out of everyone.
Riley is back in the ring with a top rope move, but Show catches him and prepares to chokeslam him. Cena hops on the apron and "distracts" Vince (having a casual conversation and joking around with him). Show notices this and walks over to Cena, and begins arguing with him, only to turn around into a Double Superkick from the Usos. Show staggers, but he rebounds off the ropes with a double clothesline. Tyson Kidd hops in with a springboard something but gets chopped out of the air. Show ends up getting headbutted by Brodus Clay, sending him slumping into the corner.
Zack Ryder is in and delivers the Broski Boot. The crowd goes nuts. Zack is super amped up and ready to deliver the Rough Ryder, but Show catches him and prepares to PowerBomb him through the ring. Show's obstructed view gives Santino Marella the opening to hit Show in the chest with the Cobra. The Cobra is still not enough to put Show down, but now Ryback is in and levels the giant with a massive lariat. Riley crawls over and goes for the cover, but Show kicks out.
Show and Riley continue to go at it. Riley gets taken down and Show continues plowing down anyone who gets tossed into the ring. As the melee continues, Cena tosses his chain into the ring. While Show continues to wreck s***, a battered Riley crawls to the chain and grabs it. Cena slides into the ring, marches up to Show, and simply gives his stupid troll smile. Show goes for the WMD but rather than attempt to dodge it, the smiling Cena simply eats it and goes down laughing. Show is confused, but then he turns around and Riley blasts Show in the face with Cena's chain. He then gets the 500 lb behemoth onto his shoulders, and drops him with the Final Score, and Vince counts the pin.
Riley has a Manly Tears moment. Meanwhile, Ryder tries to wake Cena, who quickly jumps to his feet in an "Oh You Guys, You Know I Only Sell Merchandise!" way. RAW ends with Say It To My Face blaring over the speakers and the roster carrying him on their shoulders.
Vince McMahon decides that since he can't fire Big Show and pay him millions of dollars to sit at home and do nothing, he's going to give a young Superstar the chance to make a name for himself at Big Show's expense. All of the Superstars put their names in a hat, and the lucky winner is Alex Riley.
Vince Makes a No-Disqualification Lumberjack match pitting Big Show against Alex Riley, with Vince as the referee. Show dominates, although Riley shows glimmers of hope. John Cena is among the lumberjacks, pleading with Show to just finish the kid off so he can live to fight another day, but Show refuses, just tossing the guy around to send a message
Riley gets a big flurry of a comeback, and even hits the Spinebuster, but eventually he gets tossed. Damien Sandow starts aggressively attacking Riley as if he owes him money only to be tackled by Zack Ryder and a massive brawl ensues. The brawl makes its way into the ring, and Show begins clotheslining and headbutting the crap out of everyone.
Riley is back in the ring with a top rope move, but Show catches him and prepares to chokeslam him. Cena hops on the apron and "distracts" Vince (having a casual conversation and joking around with him). Show notices this and walks over to Cena, and begins arguing with him, only to turn around into a Double Superkick from the Usos. Show staggers, but he rebounds off the ropes with a double clothesline. Tyson Kidd hops in with a springboard something but gets chopped out of the air. Show ends up getting headbutted by Brodus Clay, sending him slumping into the corner.
Zack Ryder is in and delivers the Broski Boot. The crowd goes nuts. Zack is super amped up and ready to deliver the Rough Ryder, but Show catches him and prepares to PowerBomb him through the ring. Show's obstructed view gives Santino Marella the opening to hit Show in the chest with the Cobra. The Cobra is still not enough to put Show down, but now Ryback is in and levels the giant with a massive lariat. Riley crawls over and goes for the cover, but Show kicks out.
Show and Riley continue to go at it. Riley gets taken down and Show continues plowing down anyone who gets tossed into the ring. As the melee continues, Cena tosses his chain into the ring. While Show continues to wreck s***, a battered Riley crawls to the chain and grabs it. Cena slides into the ring, marches up to Show, and simply gives his stupid troll smile. Show goes for the WMD but rather than attempt to dodge it, the smiling Cena simply eats it and goes down laughing. Show is confused, but then he turns around and Riley blasts Show in the face with Cena's chain. He then gets the 500 lb behemoth onto his shoulders, and drops him with the Final Score, and Vince counts the pin.
Riley has a Manly Tears moment. Meanwhile, Ryder tries to wake Cena, who quickly jumps to his feet in an "Oh You Guys, You Know I Only Sell Merchandise!" way. RAW ends with Say It To My Face blaring over the speakers and the roster carrying him on their shoulders.
