Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Jul 15, 2012 14:33:44 GMT -5
It's that time again, guys!  |
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 15, 2012 14:35:58 GMT -5
Dolph Ziggler gets the briefcase at MITB and celebrates.
Two weeks later he decides to cash it in. So he runs down and gives it to the referee following a CM Punk match where he's laid out at the end. The referee opens it up and pulls out... a candid picture of Eli Cottonwood.
Then Vince McMahon shows up on the Titantron laughing. "Hahaha! Did you really think we were gonna push him, you marks?!"
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 15, 2012 14:37:47 GMT -5
They reach for the briefcase and it explodes.
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Post by mysterydriver on Jul 15, 2012 14:41:31 GMT -5
There are 5 suitcases.
1 with MITB
1 with a Pink Slip
1 with AN IRON CLAD CONTRACT
1 with a coupon to KFC
1 with a phone number to a random Diva
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thecrusherwi
El Dandy
the Financially Responsible Man
Brawl For All
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Post by thecrusherwi on Jul 15, 2012 14:42:33 GMT -5
Dolph Ziggler gets the briefcase at MITB and celebrates. Two weeks later he decides to cash it in. So he runs down and gives it to the referee following a CM Punk match where he's laid out at the end. The referee opens it up and pulls out... a candid picture of Eli Cottonwood. Then Vince McMahon shows up on the Titantron laughing. "Hahaha! Did you really think we were gonna push him, you marks?!" Made me think of this:  |
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Post by KobashiChop on Jul 15, 2012 14:42:46 GMT -5
AJ wins the WWE Title. She then cashes it in to win a Money In The Bank contract.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 15, 2012 14:45:12 GMT -5
Pregnant AJ wins the WWE Title. She then cashes it in to win a Money In The Bank contract but suffers a miscarriage in the process. |
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Jul 15, 2012 14:45:48 GMT -5
Ziggler wins the match and carries the briefcase for a few months teasing cash ins here and there. He is put into a feud with Ryback who "injures" Ziggler, forcing him to be off tv. A few months later, Ziggler returns with no fanfare and no briefcase to feud with Hornswoggle. The MITB briefcase is never mentioned again.
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Post by Kev The Omniscient on Jul 15, 2012 14:52:25 GMT -5
There are 5 suitcases. 1 with MITB 1 with a Pink Slip 1 with AN IRON CLAD CONTRACT 1 with a coupon to KFC 1 with a phone number to a random Diva The phone number to a random Diva actually leads to Sakamoto's cell phone. |
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jul 15, 2012 15:04:32 GMT -5
Pregnant Crack Smoking AJ wins the WWE Title. She then cashes it in to win a Money In The Bank contract but suffers a mental breakdown after Hornswoggle is revealed as the father Rey Misterio shows up wins the brief cases cashes it in and loses Del Rio wins but a debuting Bo Rotundo under the name Issiah Christopher Erickson shows up to deport him |
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Post by mystikz on Jul 15, 2012 15:13:16 GMT -5
The WWE Title match is now an AJ on a Pole match. All of a sudden Judy Bagwell runs out and gets into a fight with AJ. She lays out AJ.
Buff Bagwell sneaks into the ring and pins CM Punk. Despite it being a pole match Buff is the new champion .... because JUDY BAGWELL IS THE NEW GM OF RAW AND SMACKDOWN!
Punk and Bryan stand around clueless.
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AdamAFL was sooooo wrong
Hank Scorpio
note to all: he's a pants-less heathen
I Survived The Impact Spoilers 7/22/15-7/30/15
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Post by AdamAFL was sooooo wrong on Jul 15, 2012 15:29:07 GMT -5
I have nothing to add except the fact that these threads have become my favourite thing about WWE PPV's lately. Nothing short of hilarious.
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Y2M
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Y2M on Jul 15, 2012 15:59:33 GMT -5
The show opens with Vickie Guerrero and Dolph Ziggler in the ring, stating that Ziggler will win the the MitB contract tonight. Tyson Kidd comes out and says he will win. Cody Rhodes does the same, until all superstars are in the ring having a heated argument with each other. The match starts. After 20 minutes, Vickie gets in the ring after Tyson Kidd climbs the ladder. Vickie knocks the ladder over and Tyson argues with Vickie. Sandow grabs a ladder and aiming for Kidd, hits Vickie in the face. Ziggler runs to aid Vickie. Sandow climbs the ladder. Ziggler decides to leave the side of Vickie and go for the contract. It is too late and Sandow wins. Upon watching the replay and Vickie regaining consciousness, she sees what Ziggler's done. Vickie low blows Ziggler and Sandow laughs. Vickie laughs and walks off with Sandow, confusing Ziggler. It is revealed on Smackdown that Vickie and Sandow are in a relationship, and the ladder spot was a setup by Vickie to test Ziggler's loyalty. He failed, so Vickie left him.
Sheamus vs Del Rio is next, but Sheamus cuts a promo with police officers surrounding the ring. Sheamus reveals that Del Rio is an illegal immigrant and will face deportation. Del Rio comes out in his car, claiming he has the papers to prove he's not an illegal, but that they've been misplaced. The officers arrest Del Rio and Sheamus walks out as champion.
John Cena wins the WWE Championship MitB contract. He says he will cash in after the Punk/Bryan match tonight.
Punk and Bryan ends in a countout and Punk retains. AJ struck Punk with the belt outside the ring, causing Bryan to win but Punk to retain. Bryan, furious with AJ, is about to attack when Cena's music hits and he gives the AA to Bryan. AJ smiles and cheers on Cena to cash in the briefcase. As Cena hands the briefcase to AJ and is about to cash in on Punk, AJ opens the briefcase and sees no contract. Instead, AJ finds Alberto Del Rio's immigration papers. Cena is livid, AJ starts crying, and Punk escapes as the champion.
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Post by thegame415 on Jul 15, 2012 16:02:29 GMT -5
1. Dolph Ziggler wins the WHC briefcase. Vince comes out after, and announces he's changed the rules. The person who grabs the case DOESN'T get a title shot, and everyone else does.
2. Del Rio defeats Sheamus for the world title. Sin Cara cashes in his title shot, winning the belt from Del Rio. Tensai cashes in his shot, winning the title from Cara. Tyson Kidd tries to cash in his shot, but doesn't win. Sheamus announces he has a rematch clause, and wants his title shot now. Tensai leaves, but Sheamus gives Sakamoto a brogue kick and pins him, somehow winning the belt.
3. In a bonus match, Primo and Epico defeat PTP when SWERVE, AW turns on PTP. Then, Rosa SWERVE low blows AW and they leave him knocked out in the ring.
4. John Cena wins the WWE title MIB when all the participants lay down in the ring, allowing him to climb the ladder. Jericho "shoots", saying they are tired of being "Cena's toys", and they vow to screw Cena when he decides to cash in his opportunity.
5. In a bonus match, Eve wins the Diva's title from Layla. After the match, Santino cashes in his briefcase on Eve, winning the Diva's title.
6. John Cena announces he is cashing in his briefcase now, making the main event a triple threat. Jericho, Kane, and Big Show come out to interfere...SWERVE, they attack Punk and Bryan. AJ threatens to DQ Cena, but SWERVE, she kisses Cena, who pins Punk for the title. Cena celebrates when SWERVE, he AA's the guys who helped him! He leaves the WWE title in the ring, but carries out AJ and blows the camera a kiss, ala Punk at MIB last year.
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BigWill
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by BigWill on Jul 15, 2012 16:03:00 GMT -5
You guys are going to feel real sorry when one of these predictions actually comes true at MITB.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2012 16:21:31 GMT -5
Briefcases are hung above the ring at multiple heights.
Inside the first briefcase is a key which opens a cabinet nearby with a ladder large enough to reach the second briefcase.
Inside the second briefcase is another key which opens a cabinet on the other side of the ring with an even larger ladder that can reach the third briefcases.
At this higher level are 10 briefcases hung at equal height. Three are empty, three have paper with nothing written on them, the other 4 have small weapons in them.
Once all ten briefcases are opened a cage lowers. When someone gets a pinfall victory inside the cage they are let out of the cage and wait. Once three people have gotten pinfalls and are let out the rest are sent to the back and the 3 remaining participants participate in a standard triple threat ladder match with a normal MITB briefcase above the ring that has a contract inside.
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Arrow
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Arrow on Jul 15, 2012 16:24:45 GMT -5
AJ walks out as the new Undisputed Champion.
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Post by misconduct was wrong on Jul 15, 2012 16:25:47 GMT -5
The WWE Title match is now an AJ on a Pole match. All of a sudden Judy Bagwell runs out and gets into a fight with AJ. She lays out AJ. Buff Bagwell sneaks into the ring and pins CM Punk. Despite it being a pole match Buff is the new champion .... because JUDY BAGWELL IS THE NEW GM OF RAW AND SMACKDOWN! Punk and Bryan stand around clueless. ...Why can I see this happening? |
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Post by BorneAgain on Jul 15, 2012 16:32:52 GMT -5
Santino and Cody Rhodes both grab and fall with the briefcase, and its announced they both won and will have to share the contract. Wackiness ensues.
Kofi Kingston interrupts a Brodus Clay squash and bitterly notes that even though he's a tag team champion and the most under-appreciated performer on the roster, he got stuck on the pre-show. A heel worked shoot ensues saying he was forced to pretend to be a Jamaican and change his name to Kingston because the fans are too stupid to find Ghana on a map. He attacks Clay and Truth when the latter tries to interfere and declares himself Kofi Sarkodie, Ghana prince, AKA the Gold Coast God.
Ryback's match is interrupted by a group of the various skinny jobbers he's defeated, who then attack him, all wearing T-shirts saying "Ham and Egger Alliance".
Layla defeats Eve with help from Drew McIntyre kicking off an unnecessary 50 Shades of Grey gimmick between the two.
Rey Mysterio is announced as the fifth competitor in the MITB, right before he's about to grab the briefcase, the lights go out, and a much taller and thicker Mysterio appears in his place and grabs the contract before running to the back.
Del Rio gets the belt even after a Sheamus victory when its revealed Sheamus' work visa ran out, thus he is stripped and the belt award to Alberto as the number one contender.
In the WWE Title match, Daniel Bryan uses a foriegn object on Punk, but AJ is knocked out via attack from Kaitlyn (who's dressed as a goth for no explained reason), meaning no one can count. Punk recovers and hits the GTS on Bryan and Ashley Johnson (Ashley Flair) comes out and counts the pinfall as Punk reveals the contract only said the referee's initials were AJ, and didn't specify which AJ.
Punk is then attacked by the big looking Mysterio and betrayed by Ashley and AJ. The fake Rey cashes in and wins the belt, unmasking to reveal Miz who says that he planned the whole thing with Ashley, AJ, and Kaityln; giving him another harem for the first time since ECW and the big title. Miz ends the show challenging Rock to try and take the title away from him.
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