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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 22, 2006 13:04:57 GMT -5
 Famous Bluesman Blind Rocky Jefferson loved playing his custom upright bass.  They needed 3 more chicks on his back for the world record  No one knew why Spider-Man shot his webbing in Chainsaw Charlie's face...  When someone finally told Blind Rocky Jefferson that his upright bass was actually a man, he could no longer live with himself. So he decided to throw himself off the roof of a 20 story building. Once again no one had the heart to tell him the truth...  The Rock thought doing his community service at the Old Folks Home would be a piece of cake.  He was practicing for the Pumpkin Toss at the next Highland games.  Since everyone was so focused on the match, Fink felt that this was the perfect time to take a dump in his pants without anyone noticing. |
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Jan 22, 2006 13:25:01 GMT -5
Before making movies like The Scorpion King and Doom, even the Rock had to do his share of male porn. Only the Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey crew can ad lib their circus tricks in a wrestling ring. "And this is for taking pictures of my cousin in the shower." DOOSH! "Ewwwwwww! I touched his backfat!" The Rock was never good at playing Hide And Go Seek. Today, he's gonna learn a valuable lesson in what happens when you don't play the game correctly. "Hey look! It's a falling star! Catch it." Shawn Michaels knows that if the Rock was gonna have to do male porn to get into Hollywood, so was he. |
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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 23, 2006 1:18:45 GMT -5
only 1 reply? wow, i must be slipping up
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TheKillShot
Don Corleone
The man with the flan.
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Post by TheKillShot on Jan 23, 2006 1:55:53 GMT -5
Here's Vader before he jobbed to gravity. |
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Jan 23, 2006 4:22:27 GMT -5
 "Right hand green"  Unfortunatly for shawn taker had been suffering from terrible bouts of gas all day  Funk: Here are mate let me get that pen mark off your head  Brave vader pulled off the vaderbomb even though he had a terrible growth on his back |
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