Post by lildude8218 on Jan 21, 2006 14:02:52 GMT -5
Kurt: Shhhh! Are you dense or something? You almost told Benoit about his surprise party!
Kurt and Daivari reenact the Hulkster/Mean Gene training montage
The Kama Sutra is an interesting practice.
After the success of Live Sex on Raw with Edge and Lita, Smackdown countered with Kurt Angle and Melina having Live Beastiality Sex.
And here's the animal right on cue! *cues porn music*
Ref: STOP! Don't do that Mark! I'm warning you! Don't do that! *laughs* Did you like my Christopher Daniels impression or what?
Mark was declared the winner even though the ring steps' foot was clearly under the bottom rope.
Rey: Hey Mark, I kicked you in the chest not the face. You're getting closer though.
Rey: No no no! I kicked your knee, not your back. You're screwing it up again! *hits him with a rolled up newspaper*
There was only one proper way to scrape barnacles off of a whale.
Booker T and Sharmell had no idea that Aurora Borealis was occurring right above them.
Booker: WOAH! That is some damn good looking cotton candy right there. Give me 8!
Orlando: I am your son from the FUTURE! I've been sent back to ensure that my existance isn't wiped out. They have sent a mercenary back to kill you. You won't know where, you won't know when, or even who is going to kill you. All I know is that he will deny any involvment and say that it wasn't his fault.
As Orlando began to pounce on a mouse, he was regretting taking that transplant from a cat.
Even Nick Patrick was amazed by Randy's breakdancing skills.
Benoit and Booker felt this was the time to reenact Tito Santana beating up Slick at Wrestlemania 3.
Kano Wins! FATALITY!
Even though it failed in WCW so many years ago, WWE was willing to take a chance on pushing The Yeti as a legitimate threat to the World title.
Boogeyman....Buffalo!
A kite-eating tree was believable...but a Matt-eating ring. Simply ridiculous!
Caw.........CAWWWWWW!!!!!
Hmm, wrestlers at the announce table...what is this? Thunder?
Simon Dean blows in this dog whistle and across town at the Raw house show, Candice and Torrie start screaming in pain. Chloe sits there and wonders what's wrong.
Everyone always wanted to see London pushed to the top of the WWE...