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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 21, 2006 11:23:45 GMT -5
Ok guys, we're getting down to the last few of these so make the best of them!  Spider-Man really needed the money...  Funk is saying to himself "This reminds me of that time I fought Abe Lincoln."  Bret proves that when you're doing magic, the key is that the hand is always quicker than the eye.  Sid: Your chest hairs tickle  HHH: Phew! Did you eat brocolli? That one reeks!  Taker: Hand...stuck...in fat! Must...cut it off....or else I'll die!  Terry: Aww Little Dwayne! You're growing up too fast! I remember when you were 4!  Austin: YOU GOT SERVED!  HHH: Woah! Bad touch!  Sid doesn't notice any hemorrhoids... |
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 21, 2006 11:45:08 GMT -5
Somebody updated the Conquistadors for the 90's. Foley: Hey Terry, can you reach that quarter on the floor now? Funk: Almost, just a little more. Bret Hart and Steve Austin are competing to see who can have the dumbest look on their face when their picture gets taken. Sid: HBK, I bet you can't guess what I had for lunch. Triple H.: Goldust, did you just Sid your pants? The Undertaker debuts his tittie twister of doom. Little did either man know that in about a year, one of them would be a heel and the other would be wearing pantyhoes on his head and carrying a chainsaw. Austin: Hey Vince, I think you've got a spider on your head. Triple H. falls victim to "El Sacko Lifto." Sid: "Oops, I crapped my pants." |
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 21, 2006 11:47:42 GMT -5
When Vince doesn't like a gimmick, he doesn't hide his feelings. Newly signed Johnny Jump Up (seen here) was promptly booted out of the ring when Vince disapproved. FUNK: "All I said was the mask makes your face look fat! OWWW!" Wrestling star Triple H uses Pantene to bring out that special luster in his hair. Just look how it bounces as he takes a knee to the jaw. Now that's the Pantene difference. What a trooper! Passing kidney stones through his system, wrestler The Undertaker still partakes in wrestling matches, hiding his discomfort the best that he can. FUNK: "So they told you THEY WILL finish cutting your hair. When?" AUSTIN: "I TOLD YOU you forgot take your regularity pills! I don't care if you crapped your pants! Walk it off or get Linda to clean you up!" |
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Post by phentari on Jan 21, 2006 11:56:44 GMT -5
WHO's that jumpin' out the sky? R-E-Y...err...no, on second thought, nevermind. False alarm. You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in, then kick Terry in the snout! What Steve DIDN'T know was that Bret is a master of sign language, and was saying VERY insulting things behind his back. Shawn: "I want to talk to you, Sid...eye to nipple!" "Yeah? Well, I'M not wearing lavender pants! And they say MY gimmick's the sexually confused one!" "Hey, Vader...what's that sign in the audience say? "World...Wildlife...Foundation?" Who the hell are they?" Before the People's Elbow and the People's Eyebrow, there was Dwayne's little-known first attempt...the People's Afro. "Feed me, Seymour, feed me NOW!" "Boy, I'll bet if I was Vince's son-in-law, things like this wouldn't happen to me!" "Okay, Shawn...PUSH!" |
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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 21, 2006 12:54:24 GMT -5
I just thought of another..... Bret: YOU CAN'T SEE ME! Austin: What the hell are you talking about? |
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