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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 11, 2012 10:47:47 GMT -5
I need the results if I'm going to get the match written after work tomorrow. I think voting closes tonight at midnight IIRC.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Sept 11, 2012 23:42:10 GMT -5
I just checked my PMs right before I was going to bed. I'll get the match written Wednesday morning and sent to you BRB. Sorry for the slight delay.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 12, 2012 0:34:59 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] TH: Welcome everyone to another exciting edition of Niteraw! I'm “Gorilla” Tim Hoss and with me as always is Jesse King.JK: The biggest show of the year is only two weeks away, Hoss but we got plenty of excitement right here in the Parts Unknown Arena tonight!TH: You couldn't be more right, King. Tonight Ryan Bergman continues his farewell tour against another FAWA champion as he takes on "The Head Detective," our Interforums Champion, Aaron Enigma!JK: And as usual we have an exciting Television Title Match as reigning champion, the King of Television, Loading Rules, takes on the General of the Monkey Army!TH: And last but not least, tonight will be one for the books as we have, for the first time in nearly a year, the Tag Team Championship as Lord Brian Alexander and his brother, the Mad Pirate Mulligan, take on Gus Richlen and his brother, Marshall Wesley Coventry!JK: So let’s get the action underway as Loading Rules takes on his latest opponent yet: The General of the Monkey Army. Take it away, Muffer! [shadow=bronze,left,300] TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP[/shadow] THE GENERAL OF THE MONKEY ARMY VERSUS LOADING RULES MM: The following match is scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit and is for the FAWA Televison Championship!
Introducing first: the challenger...*21st Century Schizoid Man - King Crimson* TH: The General of the Monkey Army; greatest Hardcore Champion in FAWA History.JK: His best days might be behind him though.TH: If he can defeat Loading Rules tonight; if he can hold onto the title next week; he gets to defend it at Gookermania V.JK: Good point, Gorilla.MM: From Lansing, Michigan;
Weighing 225lbs;
He is the challenger: The General... of the Monkey... Army!TH: It's the biggest stage of them all in the FAWA Galaxy; it's going to open the show; all eyes will be on you as you set the tone of Gookermania V.JK: But is the General the right man for the job?TH: Does he have to be?JK: Of course he does! Same goes for Loading Rules!TH: Speaking of which, you're not going to-JK: No, no, my battery is low tonight.TH: Wonderful. So you'll finally actually comment on-JK: That's why I boughty myself a new tablet right here!TH: Oh for crying out-MM: And his opponent...
*Le Internet Medley - The GAG Quartet*
*Loading Rules emerges onto the stage, smart phone in hand and updating while he walks to the ring with the Television Title Belt around his waist...* TH: King, do you really have to engage in Twitter feuds with the TV Champion while he's wrestling?JK: I look at it as a test of character; if Loading Rules can defeat his opponents and engage in Twitter wars with me, then that shows talent.MM: Hailing from Temptation Island; weighing 246lbs; he is your FAWA Television Champion: Loading... Rules!TH: You're absurd, King. Just absurd-JK: Yeah yeah, looks like he just updated. I'll be back in a sec.TH: So you say King.
Loading Rules, the reigning Television Champion; always on top of the internet world, even when he's defending his title.*Loading Rules leaves his phone on the steps before sliding into the ring to brandish his FAWA Television Title Belt...* TH: Loading Rules showing off the title he's fought hard for the past few weeks and-*The General kicks Rules in the belly, bending him over-* TH: A cheap shot from The General!*DING! DING! DING!* *The General grabs the bent Loading and slams him onto his back...* JK: I like this match already. The General asserting himself early on against the Television Champion!TH: Loading Rules rolling to the outside, and here comes the General in hot pursuit!*Loading chops the General away from himself as referee John Creed begins the count. The General retaliates with a punch...* JK: This is what the fans came to see: an all-out brawl!TH: Not every fan wants to see a brawl...JK: Well, any fan worth pleasing.*Loading tries to slip back into the ring, but the General catches him and yanks him back out and-* TH: Clothesline from the General! Down goes the champion!JK: Loading Rules has to get his mind into this game. It took him forever to put away the Finnom, Paavali Ensio...*The General stomps on Loading Rules, using the ring apron for leverage...* JK: And it's gonna take similar effort against a Hardcore legend like the General, who plays hard and plays fast.TH: The General had better be careful himself though. A hardcore style is full of risks to the body and to the rules.*The General picks up Rules and rolls him into the ring. Rules stumbles to his feet as The General slides in after him-* TH: Dropkick from the TV Champ! The General to the outside!JK: Now that's the spirit!*Loading Rules hops through the ropes onto the apron, then leaps off-* TH: Double axe handle smash; The General's down!JK: A medium risk maneuver.*Loading Rules knee drops The General in the back...* TH: Loading Rules working his opponent's back. He has a game plan and he sticks to it, even if it must be modified.*Loading Rules slides into the ring and takes a breather while the General gets up...* JK: The General of the Monkey Army is hard to keep down in a match...*The General slides into the ring; Loading runs over to stomp on him.* JK: ... He is yet another guy who you must keep pressure on or else he will take the first opportunity...*The General turns onto his butt and is met with a kick to the face from Loading, who goes for a pin...* JK: to take you out.TH: One!
Two! Kick out from the General. Loading Rules is changing up his game tonight regardless.*The General tries to get up, but Loading Rules-* TH: Bulldog to the middle rope! Loading could have crushed his opponent's neck right there!*The General stumbles back and Loading is there to meet him with-* TH: Neckbreaker from the TV Champion!
One! Two! No!JK: I gotta admit, Loading has really stepped up his game since last week.*Loading attempts another pin...* TH: One! Two! No dice!JK: Loading should know better than to double dip for a pinfall. That never works.*Loading gets up when-* TH: The General with a surprise armbar! Loading down to the mat!JK: He has to or else that sucker's gonna break!*Loading is kneeling on the mat as The General has his legs wrapped around Loading's arm; wrenching away...* TH: The General isn't exactly the most accomplished submission wrestler, but a well-worked armbar can still neutralize an opponent's swinging arm.JK: You got that right, Gorilla. The General, like any wrestler worth his salt, still knows the fundamentals as well as how to apply them to his personal style...*Loading tries different angles and positions to slip out of the General's armbar, but The General holds on tight...* TH: The General is a wily opponent in addition to his toughness. It's not often that he catches you with an armbar, but there is a first for everything.JK: I think the TV Champion should be more wary; his style is submission-based after all, so he should know good openings when they happened.*Loading reaches for the ropes...* JK: If The General pulled that one on me, he'd just get a boot to the face.TH: Loading Rules struggling to reach the ropes, but he's just too far away.*Loading winces and looks down at the General, then pushes towards the General...* TH: Loading has the General on his shoulders! Here comes Creed for the pin!JK: Good thinking!TH: One! Two!
General with the shoulder up!JK: And Loading escapes. No pinfall, but he still is in this match!*Loading overruns The General from behind...* TH: Loading Rules with the camel clutch.JK: Can the "Greatest Hardcore Champion of All Time" get out that?TH: He's reaching for the ropes, but he has the same problem as his opponent: They're almost dead center in the ring.JK: The boot is on the other foot it would seem.TH: Gookermania V is just two weeks away; the TV Title is defended weekly-JK: Loading Rules could bust his ass until next week and still miss out on the biggest show of them all. If the General can beat Loading tonight; if he can defend next week; he could get a piece of that Gookermania glory.TH: Right you are Jesse. In fact, it looks like Loading Rules is losing his grip right now...*Loading drops the General to shake his arm...* JK: The General's arm bar pays off, and it looks like he's getting back up...*The General limps to his feet and charges for Loading, who sidesteps him...* TH: Some quick thinking from Loading Rules.*The General rebounds and monkey flips Loading Rules towards the ropes.* JK: Out goes the TV champ!*Loading rolls out of the ring and approaches the ring steps...* TH: What is the TV champion doing?JK: Gimme a sec...TH: Ah geez...*Loading Rules grabs his smartphone and starts updating...* TH: The Television Champion updating his social networking in the middle of the match, and here comes his opponent!*The General looks down at Loading's smart phone. Loading looks up and-* JK: Here comes the Monkey's Paw!*Loading ducks the Monkey's Paw and-* TH: Loading Rules with a martial arts kick!*The General catches Loading's leg...* JK: Uh oh... Uh oh...TH: Spinebuster to the ring steps! The General is on fire now!JK: That's gonna ruin Loading's weekend.*The General hovers over Loading Rules as Creed counts 5...* JK: None of that is worth anything if The General cannot pin Loading Rules in the ring. The clock is ticking.TH: Right you are, but The General seems to have other plans...*The General grabs the dazed Loading's smart phone and looks around the arena...* TH: The General looking to get under the TV Champion's skin?JK: I think he just wants the TV Champ to take this match seriously.*The General whips the phone at the entrance ramp; it skids along towards the entrance before stopping.* TH: There goes a couple hundred dollars.JK: Creed's almost out of numbers, General!*The General stands the still dazed Loading to his feet and rolls him into the ring, then slides in himself.* JK: And back out he goes. The rules are very flexible if you know how to use them.TH: The General manipulating the count out rules to be sure, but for what?*The General rummages below the apron and whips out a chair...* TH: And the General wants to take this match to the next level! But foreign objects are illegal!JK: Creed certainly won't have any of it.*The General slides into the ring, but Creed grabs the chair and they argue as Loading starts stumbling to his feet...* JK: Watch out, General!TH: I don't think he thought this one through.JK: And he calls himself a general.*Loading runs over for a dropkick, to which The General sidesteps-* TH: Loading Rules with a dropkick to John Creed!*Loading stumbles back to his feet-* JK: And here comes the General!*The General takes down Loading with the chair and discards it.* TH: Loading is down! Is this our new Television Champion?JK: He very well might be, but Referee Creed is still down.TH: And thus The General can't even go for the pin!*The General slaps John Creed in the face a couple of times to revive him...* JK: Looks like he's doing something about that.TH: Referee John Creed getting the cobwebs out of his head and The General goes for the pin...
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Two...
No!JK: Took too much time. Loading clearly had time to recover there.TH: It was a risk and it didn't pay off.JK: On the other hand, the TV Champ has a weak arm and probably a throbbing head now. He might be the General's chew toy now.*The General gets up, picking Loading Rules back up onto his feet in the process-* TH: Loading Rules with a takedown to the General!JK: And he goes for the chair! Time to give the General a taste of his own medicine!TH: Don't do it Loading!JK: Looks like Creed is arguing with him, but really, what's the risk?TH: It risks his integrity, King!*Loading brushes past Creed and slams the chair into the emerging General's face.* TH: And there it goes!*DING! DING! DING!* MM: Here is your winner as a result of a disqualification: The General of the Monkey Army! JK: Totally worth it, Hoss because...MM: Your FAWA Television Champion is STILL... Loading... Rules!*Loading Rules holds up his TV Title belt and then slips out of the ring to collect his smartphone...* JK: He still has his belt and, sour face aside, he still has his phone.TH: I don't care, Jesse. Back in my day, we didn't do that kind of stuff.JK: Back in your day you didn't do headlocks because no one thought of them yet.TH: Oh would you stop?JK: Loading Rules is still our Television Champion. He only has one more defense to go before Gookermania V. I don't care who you are - you're going to pull out all the stops to wrestle at the biggest stage of them all.TH: I hate to say it, but you never know what Gookermania will make you do, and we'll find out what the Gookermania pressure will do to more people as Niteraw continues after these commercials.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Sept 12, 2012 12:06:51 GMT -5
Aaron Enigma vs. Ryan Bergman has been sent in. Sorry for the slight delay.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 12, 2012 12:33:47 GMT -5
Mine's sent as well. The match could have been a bit longer, but I wrote a lengthy pre-match promo and it took most of my time at the library so I had to rush to do something that'd be balanced enough. Not sure if I completely succeeded.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 12, 2012 20:10:10 GMT -5
I'll post part 2 tomorrow ASAP. In case anyone wonders, I work third shift hence why I can't do it sooner.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2012 22:44:01 GMT -5
Hey, guys. Just thought I'd pop into my old stomping ground to see what's what.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 13, 2012 5:26:30 GMT -5
Hey, guys. Just thought I'd pop into my old stomping ground to see what's what. Sure has been a while, hasn't it? I think the first post is a good start. From there I think you could simply ask questions should they occur to you. And before you ask (not that you even implied so); yes, I (as the current head honcho) would allow you to return.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 13, 2012 15:57:03 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] RYAN BERGMAN VERSUS “THE HEAD DETECTIVE” AARON ENIGMA JK: Up next we have a great one for you fans.TH: Aaron Enigma vs. Ryan Bergman. The last time these two met in the ring, Aaron won the Heavyweight championship from Bergman!JK: This should be quite the match. We're in for a treat!TH: Aaron Enigma clearly wants more competition before he defends his title at Gookermania against Bull Ant. What better competition than Bergman?MM: The following contest is a non-title match scheduled for one fall!*Con Te Partrio by Neal Schon* "Once more into the fray. Into the last good fight I'll ever know. Live and die on this day. Live and die on this day. *Ryan Bergman walks out wearing a long jacket and begins a slowish walk to the ring, acknowledging every fan with nods and highfives along the way. Once entering the ring he gets up on the turnbuckle and poses for the fans* MM: Introducing first, from Central New York. Weighing in at 227 lbs, RYAN BERGMAN!!!JK: Bergman has been very active lately, Tim.TH: He needs to be ready for his match against Seth Drakin at Gookermania. Seth isn't going to just lay down and let him win. JK: That's true. Seth is quite the tough opponent. *Sleep Now in the Fire by Rage Against the Machine* *Music starts and after a loud "YEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!" The entrance erupts with fire, creating a ring that Aaron stands in. He looks around with a deathly serious glare at his opponent before moving towards the ring. He walks calmly but with an intense look on his face. He jumps into the ring and throws his magnifying glass and hat to the crowd before pointing at Bergman and clapping.* MM: And his opponent, hailing from Concord, NH! Weighing in at 230 lbs. He is the Inter-Forum champion, the "Head Detective" AARON ENIGMA!!!TH: Enigma has been one quite the roll as of late. He's been defending his title left and right recently.JK: At Gookermania he faces Bull Ant again though. That's not going to be easy for him. Bull Ant has learned some tricks since the last time they fought. TH: It should be a good match, but right now we have a good one starting right here! *The two men shake hands in the ring before locking up. Bergman transitions to a hammerlock on Aaron. Aaron counters into a headlock.* TH: A lot of technical stuff to start out the match, King.JK: Just feeling each other out. It's been a very long time since they have fought each other.TH: True, but something has to happen soon. *Bergman bounces off the ropes and pushes Aaron off. Aaron hits a shoulder block on the rebound.* JK: Aaron drops Bergman to the mat. What will he do now?TH: Still the very early stages of the match, King. *Aaron bounces off the ropes and Bergman hits an arm drag on him.* JK: A quick counter from Bergman!*Bergman bounces off the ropes and Aaron hits and arm drag on him.* TH: Answered right back from Aaron!*The two men stand up as the crowd applauds them.* JK: The crowd likes both these guys. It's going to be hard to pick who to cheer for. TH: Maybe they will just cheer for both. It's going to be a good match either way. JK: I hope business picks up soon though. *Both men move to lock up but Aaron ducks under Bergman’s grasp and runs for the ropes. Bergman turns around and Aaron hits him with a big clothesline!* TH: That picking up enough for you? JK: Yes but not enough still. I don't want to be bored.TH: Aaron tries for a quick pin!*Aaron goes for a pin but Bergman easily kicks out!* JK: Gonna have to do more to pin Bergman, Tim.TH: Yes but if resiliency is the game, Aaron is the winner, King.*Aaron lifts up Bergman and goes for a suplex. Bergman counters and kicks Aaron in the stomach. He bounces off the ropes and hits Aaron with a bulldog. He goes for a pin but Aaron kicks out!* TH: A good move from Bergman! Will he capitalize?JK: He couldn't get the pin just yet, but Aaron is on the defensive.TH: We'll see what happens though.*Bergman picks up Aaron and throws him into the corner. He charges at Aaron for a big Yakuza kick, but Aaron ducks out of the way. Aaron grabs Bergman and drops him with an Russian Leg Sweep!* JK: A big counter from Aaron. TH: Jazzman almost knocked his head off though!JK: Both men want to up the intensity in this match.*He goes for a pin but Bergman gets his shoulder up!* JK: Aaron wants to end this match early it seems.TH: Just keeping Bergman on his toes, King.JK: Or Aaron doesn't want to sustain some damage heading into Gookermania.*Aaron picks up Bergman and hits a vertical suplex. He follows up by locking in a headlock on him. Bergman slowly gets to his feet and pushes Aaron off him. He turns around but Aaron quickly drops him with a DDT!* TH: Aaron with another lightning quick DDT! That's quickly becoming a signature move of the Head Detecitve.JK: Is it ironic he is the Head Detective and he uses a DDT a lot?TH: Not really, his finishing move drops people on their heads as well, doesn't it?*Aaron goes for a pin, but Bergman just manages to kick out!* JK: Bergman still kicks out!TH: Bergman is one of the toughest guys in FAWA. He can't just go down from a DDT!JK: Aaron seems to have a strategy though. *Aaron picks up Bergman and throws him into the corner. He charges at Bergman, but Bergman explodes from the corner and hits Aaron with a superkick!* JK: Well if he did have a strategy, it's not helping him right now.TH: Bergman nearly knocked Aaron's head off! JK: This match might be over. *Bergman falls to the mat and slowly gets to Aaron. He goes for the pin, but Aaron just manages to kick out at 2!* TH: Bergman was still shaking out the cobwebs from the DDT.JK: He couldn't get to Aaron right away for the pin.TH: That is a good thing for Aaron. He almost got knocked out!*Bergman lifts Aaron up and hits a big back suplex on him. He goes for another pin but Aaron still kicks out!* JK: Bergman is definitely in control. Can Aaron get momentum back in his corner?TH: If anyone could do it, it's Aaron, King. JK: He's magic sometimes, Tim. I don't know how he does it.*Bergman lifts up Aaron again and throws him into the corner. He charges at Aaron for a corner splash, but Aaron grabs him out of midair and drops him with a STO!* JK: Scratch that, he's magic ALL THE TIME! Where the hell did that come from?!TH: I don't know, King, but I do know Aaron needs to get to Bergman to cover him.*Aaron falls to the mat, unable to make the pin.* JK: Aaron can't make the pin. TH: That superkick really did a number on him. JK: Both men are down in the ring!*The ref begins to count as both men struggle to get to their feet.* TH: Whoever gets up first will have the advantage.JK: This match has been high octane, and the crowd is loving it!TH: Every match with Aaron is high octane. Bergman has a similar fighting style though so it's just amplified even more so!*The ref counts six as Aaron grabs the ropes to help him get up.* JK: Looks like Aaron is getting up first!TH: Can he capitalize on his huge power move? *The ref breaks the count at nine as Aaron makes it to his feet. Bergman follows shortly after.* TH: Both men are up, what will happen next?JK: Anything is possible with these two, Tim.TH: I can't wait to see what happens!*Aaron approaches Bergman and gets kicked in the stomach. Bergman bounces off the ropes but Aaron hits him with a judo hip toss.* TH: Aaron looks to be trying to set up something for a win! JK: He's lifting him up, what is he doing?*Aaron lifts up Bergman and attempts a gutwrench powerbomb. Bergman manages to counter it with a big hurricanrana out of nowhere on Aaron!* JK: BERGMAN OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A HURRICANRANA!TH: How did he hit that move from that angle?JK: Just proves how much of a competitor Bergman is.*Bergman runs to the ropes and bounces off, hitting Aaron with a lionsault! He goes for a pin but Aaron just manages to kick out!* JK: Aaron still managed to kick out after that one-two punch from Bergman!TH: Resilient as ever. Aaron refuses to fall unless he is dead.JK: He could probably kick out of a pin if he was unconscious purely by reflex. *Bergman lifts up Aaron and attempts to hit a vertical suplex. Aaron counters into the Brilliant Deduction!* TH: HOLY COW! AARON WITH THE BRILLIANT DEDUCTION!!!JK: ANOTHER HUGE MOVE OUT OF NOWHERE! THIS IS THE END! *Aaron drags himself towards Bergman.* JK: Come on Aaron pin him so we can move on to the next match!TH: He's trying, King. He just took a huge combo from Bergman!*Aaron goes for the pin on Bergman, but Bergman manages to kick out right before the 3 count!!!* JK: BERGMAN KICKED OUT! TH: Aaron is in shock. How could Bergman kick out of his finisher? JK: This match isn't over apparently.*Aaron can’t believe it and lifts up Bergman. He attempts another Brilliant Deduction but Bergman flips through it. Aaron turns around and Bergman grabs Aaron’s leg and drops him to the mat. He catapults Aaron into the corner. * JK: Aaron is in no man's land right now.TH: I think I know what is coming, King.JK: A little Spinal Tap, Tim?*Bergman runs at Aaron and jumps, hitting Spinal Tap on Aaron!* TH: That's exactly what I was thinking, King.JK: Bergman looks paralyzed right now in the ring though. He is having trouble moving to get the pin! *Bergman crawls towards the downed Aaron.* TH: Will Bergman make it to Aaron in time to get the pin! JK: Aaron still looks pretty jarred by that move. TH: He made it, are we done here? Does Aaron's winning streak end here tonight?*Bergman goes for the pin, but Aaron manages to kick out right before the 3 count!* TH: HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT!JK: These two men just kicked out of each other's finishers. What will it take to put one of them away?*Bergman looks disillusioned that Aaron was able to kick out. He lifts Aaron up and throws him back into the corner. He charges again for another Spinal Tap, but Aaron ducks out of the way!* TH: Aaron dodges a second Spinal Tap! JK: This isn't good, Aaron smells blood in the water. TH: Bergman is definitely in pain after that move.*Bergman slams into the turnbuckle and falls to the mat, clutching his knee in pain.* JK: He could have dislocated a kneecap, Tim!TH: That's the risk you take from such a devastating finisher, King.JK: How devastating is it really if Aaron kicked out of it? TH: To be fair, Bergman kicked out of the Brilliant Deduction too, but I don't want to be on the receiving end of either of them.*Aaron pulls Bergman into the center of the ring.* TH: Aaron is planning something. What is he doing.JK: Pulling him into the center of the ring...wait...can it be?*He twists his knee, and locks in Extreme Interrogation on Bergman!* JK: Extreme Interrogation! Of course he would look to use that on the injured knee of Bergman!TH: Every match he pulls this off, it always happens after the opponent injured their leg in some way. JK: He uses it as his trump card, he is the ultimate opportunist of FAWA.*Bergman writhes around in the ring, trying to break the hold.* TH: Can Bergman escape the hold? JK: I don't know, Tim. Aaron made sure to drag him to the center of the ring.TH: He could still get out somehow.*Bergman realizes he has no choice, and taps out. Aaron breaks the hold as the ref calls for the bell.* TH: He didn't get out this time though. JK: Still a hell of a match from both competitors.MM: Here is your winner, AARON ENIGMA!!!*After the winner is announced. Aaron helps Bergman to his feet. The two shake hands once again as the crowd cheers for both men.* JK: A good display of sportsmanship and respect. TH: Even though they were beating the hell out of each other, they still have a huge amount of respect for each other. JK: What an insane match. That really was a huge treat for everyone in the FAWA Galaxy.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 13, 2012 20:13:53 GMT -5
Great matches guys!
Also BRB, contract signing should be in your inbox now.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 14, 2012 5:27:44 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] TH: Up next is the first FAWA World Tag Team Championship match in ages as the Brothers Mulligan will try to take the belts from an extremely dangerous Transgression And Redemption!JK: This shouldn't even be an official match! Those titles are retired and those two idiots should not be allowed to call themselves champions! [shadow=bronze,left,300] TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP[/shadow] THE GENERAL OF THE MONKEY ARMY VERSUS LOADING RULES MM: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the FAWA World Tag Team Championships!*The sound of a generator shutting down is heard and the lights go out. Then, as the lights begin flashing black, emerald, and white:* *As emerald flames emerge from the stage, Gus Richlen, Marshall Wesley Coventry, and Nurse Mary Harper walk out to the ring, the twins carrying the tag titles on their shoulders and Harper does the same with the FAWA Women's Championship. Richlen is also carrying the cooler containing his World Championship shot. However, the three are carrying several briefcases with them, and they seem pretty well weighted down.* MM: Introducing first, accompanied by FAWA Women's Champion Nurse Mary Harper, at a combined weight of 410 pounds, they are the FAWA World Tag Team Champions, Marshall Wesley Coventry and the "Emerald Warrior," Gus Richlen, together, they are Transgression And Redemption!TH: Transgression And Redemption has had their share of major troubles with The Fallen, and despite Richlen getting a Falls Count Anywhere Match against Square at Gookermania, he's no closer to getting Shaelin Marie O'Hara back from them!JK: Dupoe's an idiot! He had no right to force Square into a match like that! Richlen doesn't deserve to have Shaelin back, and he doesn't deserve to have a job in this company or anywhere else!*As soon as the three are in the ring, Richlen and Coventry get mics:* Cut the music!
Now, we said we had an announcement that we were going to make, one that would ensure that The Fallen releases Shaelin without incident!I figure it this way: either you can do this the easy way and just let her go now and maybe I won't feel inclined to tear the three of you cowards apart, or you can do this the hard way and risk having me end your careers.
To illustrate my point, Mary, could you open the briefcase I brought with me?*Nurse Harper opens the briefcase, and the camera shows that it's full of cash. $100 dollar bills to be exact.* What this is a reward. This right here is $500,000 of my and Marshall's money, mostly his. And this will go to anyone who brings Shaelin back to me, and brings her back unharmed. I don't care who. It could be Jonathan Michaels, it could be The General, hell, it could be Michael Muffer for all I care, or it could be any person who hears my voice tonight. You bring her back safely to me, this money is all yours.
But that's not all.
In each of these other cases is more money in varying amounts. Seth, Ryan, and Square, I am placing a bounty on your heads starting now.
If anyone rescues Shaelin and takes out Square, they will recieve a $250,000 bonus. If they rescue Shaelin and take out Seth Drakin, they will recieve a $500,000 bonus. If they rescue Shaelin and take out Ryan Blood, they will recieve one million dollars as their reward. And if Shaelin is rescued and all three of those cowards are taken out, that person or persons will recieve a grand total of $2.5 million dollars.
Now, I know how you operate, Seth and Ryan, which is why if you decide to hurt Shaelin out of retaliation, I WILL TRIPLE THE AMOUNTS. Meaning saving her will be worth $1.5 million, taking out Square is an additional $750,000, Seth Drakin's bounty increases to $1.5 million, and Ryan Blood will be worth $3 million. And to whoever saves her and takes down The Fallen, we will award $7.5 million. We have plenty of money at our disposal, Seth and Ryan, should you decide to ignore this warning, and we will increase the bounty at will.
Get the picture? Shaelin is worth more to me than all the money in the world and every championship that there is for me to win. That's why I am willing to go as far as I have to in order to get her away from the three of you. I don't care how broken I have to physically become or much I have to bleed, I will not rest until she is freed from your clutches. I will destroy every barricade you put in front of me as if it was never even there. I will even walk through hell for her, as far and as deep as I have to go, and I'm gonna do it with a f***ing smile on my face. That's how much she means to me.Tonight is only the beginning, El Pollo Amarillo, er, I mean Seth. The Fallen is not going to win the battle, and they sure as hell will not win the war. At Gookermania, Square is going to be recieving only a small amount of the destruction that you have decided to bring on yourselves. And you will be the only ones to blame for your own downfall.Make no mistake about it: starting at Gookermania, I will become judge, jury, and executioner of The Fallen. I WILL get Shaelin back. And there isn't a damn thing that any of you are going to be able to do about it.*As they drops the mics, Beethoven's Ninth plays as Lord Brian Alexander and his brother Mad Pirate Mulligan walk out to the ring.* MM: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 445 pounds, Lord Brian Alexander and Mad Pirate Mulligan!TH: This started when Coventry declared himself and his brother the tag team champions and the Mulligans took offense. While they wanted the match for Gookermania, Richlen already has a match against Square and so the titles are on the line tonight.JK: No they're not! The titles are no longer active in this company, so this is not an official match and the titles cannot be on the line!TH: King, FAWA managment has already declared that the titles are officially active again and this is an official defense. Meaning that Seth Drakin is, as usual, full of crap.JK: No he isn't! Seth is right about the titles, especially considering who is claiming to have them!*Will Alphonzo takes the belts and calls for the bell. Alexander, knowing that he's been beaten in one-on-one matches against both of his opponents, decides to be cautious and does not try to lock up with Richlen. Instead, he tries to play "keep away" but this doesn't last long as Richlen soon starts throwing shots at him, connecting more often than not. He tries to Irish whip the former Champion Of Honor, but Alexander counters it into one of his own. He tries to catch Richlen with a European Uppercut on the rebound, but Richlen catches him and hits the armtrap reverse STO! 1! 2! Alexander kicks out, but Richlen picks him up, tags in Coventry, and powerslams Alexander before MWC adds a legdrop. MWC then picks him up and tosses him shoulder first into the ringpost! Alexander backs out, but Coventry tosses him in again! Coventry then spins him around and executes a suplex lift into a facebuster! 1! 2! Alexander kicks out, so MWC starts to pick him up, but Alexander suddenly catches him with a double arm DDT! He goes to his corner and tags in Mulligan, who runs right in and hits a double arm DDT of his own! 1! 2! Coventry kicks out, so Mulligan Irish whips him, but Coventry puts on the brakes and runs towards his brother, only for Mulligan to tag in Alexander, who lariats MWC from behind before Richlen can get tagged! He then picks up MWC and pumphandle suplexes him! 1! 2! MWC kicks out, so Alexander tries to put him in a Fujiwara Armbar, but Coventry fights out and counters into an inverted hip toss! Alexander tries to get to his corner but isn't fast enough as MWC heads him off at the pass with a dragon whip!* TH: So far, this has been quite evenly matched between the two teams-JK: It's not an official match! THERE IS NO FAWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!*Meantime, Coventry goes for the Disorder, but Alexander rakes his eyes and lariats him before tagging in Mulligan! Mulligan goes in and goes right after Coventry with Smee's Revenge! 1! 2! Coventry kicks out, so Mulligan picks him up again and this time he hits a butterfly suplex! 1! 2! MWC kicks out again! Mulligan lifts him up again and Irish whips him to the ropes, but on the rebound, Coventry hits a Black Hole Slam! Both men are down but MWC is starting to crawl to his corner. Alexander runs in the ring , intending to knock Richlen off the apron, but Alphonzo cuts him off and orders him out. Alexander sees how close his brother is to the corner, so he quickly gets back on the apron, but Alphonzo turns just in time to see Richlen get tagged in! Mulligan manages to make the tag and Alexander charges right into a flapjack! 1! 2! Alexander kicks out, but as he gets up using the corner ropes, Richlen jumps and hits the Dark Lasso! Alexander stumbles out right into the Carnosel! 1! 2! Alexander kicks out! Richlen then has his hand in the air, a sickeningly vicious look on his face, but Mulligan rushes in and nails him with a forearm shot! He then whips Richlen to the ropes, but on the rebound, Richlen grabs him by the throat! Alexander gets up and walks right into a choke from Richlen's left hand, but both brothers Mulligan kick him downstairs and Irish whip him to the ropes. They go for a double clothesline, but Richlen ducks as Coventry enters, and on the rebound, he grabs Alexander by the throat and chokeslams him as MWC hits the Disorder on Mulligan! Mulligan stumbles to his feet and MWC clotheslines him over the top rope, going out in the process himself! Richlen is starting to pick Alexander up, but Alexander suddenly grabs him by the throat with both hands and lifts him for the Iactre Fac- NO!!!! Richlen counters into a headscissors takedown! Alexander pops back up afterwards, but he turns right into a kick in the gut, AND RICHLEN GUTWRENCH LIFTS HIM AND DELIVERS THE HELLHOUND'S ROAR!!!! 1! 2! 3!* Here are your winners and STILL FAWA World Tag Team Champions, Transgression And Redmeption!TH: And Richlen and his brother send a crystal clear message to The Fallen, not just with that bounty announcement, but with that win, that they are going to do whatever it takes to bring them down and get Shaelin back!JK: They did no such thing! They won a meaningless unofficial match, and it's only a matter of time before The Fallen wipes those two out of FAWA forever!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 14, 2012 5:27:59 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] TH: Welcome back to FAWA Niteraw folks. What a crazy night it has been thus far with much more action still to come. Thoughts so far King?JK: You ask me this company is becoming a powder keg getting ready to explode at Gookermania. The fuse is lit.TH: With just a few weeks left before the biggest night in this company you can be sure there is going to be a few more surprises in store to get us ready for the big night. And as luck would appear to have it, one more item to add to Gookermania looks to be about to be added. Let's get to ringside and Michael Muffer.*The ring is set up with a table and two chairs, one on either side of the table. Michael Muffer is standing in the ring as he looks about.* That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may dieMM: Ladies and gentlemen, making his way to the ring at this time being escorted by Mario Nett and Ophelia Shadowgail, FAWA CEO "The Envoy of Chaos" Jeremy Dupoe!TH: Jeremy Dupoe making his way to the ring with his entourage it would appear. JK: Some entourage. Makes you wonder what Morticia and Uncle Fester here see in our CEO.*As the trio get to the ring, Mario Nett climbs the steps, followed by Opehlia and Jeremy then holds the ropes for the pair to enter as Jeremy holds a clipboard in his hand before placing it on the table.* JK: Oh brother...TH: For once King you've taken the words right out of my mouth...*The Sam comes out dressed in a fine suit as he looks about the arena. Two burly looking men come out behind him, both wearing black t-shirts with "SECURITY" plastered in white on their chests. The Sam makes his way down, showing his usual disdain for the crowd as he climbs the steps and makes his way through the ropes followed by his security detail as he looks at Dupoe and his crew and smirks. Moving to the table, The Sam plucks up a mic.* TS: Good evening Mr. CEO and company. Might I say you all look rather daper tonight. Let me just say-[/color] TH: Looks like someone just tired of hearing The Sam's butt kissing.JK: While I'd normally say Mackenzie's timing was completely botched I think in this instance I'll hold off.*The crowd erupts as the music plays for a few moments before Connor walks out onto the entry ramp wearing a black hoodie and jeans. The hood raised as he makes his way to the ring giving high fives along the way to the crowd before climbing the steel steps, then the turnbuckle and raising a fist high into the air for a moment before hopping into the ring from the turnbuckle. The Sam makes sure his security detail is between himself and Connor as Dupoe and his group look unphased.* TH: Mackenzie looking rather focused here though the ovation from this crowd is certainly something to behold.*Dupoe rolls his eyes a bit before moving to take the mic away from Michael Muffer. Muffer makes his exit while Dupoe moves next to the table.* JD: Ahh Connor, always one for the grandiose. Needless to say if you are finished pandering to the peons that fill this arena we can begin. Though, I believe we are missing one individual are we not, The Sam?
TS: That was actually what I was going to tell you Mr. Dupoe. You see, while I am of course Super Warrior's manager, finacial advisor and personal trainer I am also his power of attorney. But one thing I am not is...totally in control his emotional state. You see, were Super Warrior here, he would already be half-way to tearing Connor Mackenzie apart with his bare hands and I'm sure you can see where the problem with that lies. So, as his representative I am legally powered to sign whatever documents are required.*The crowd boos as Connor moves to lean on the ropes. He eyes The Sam from under his hood before shaking his head, a hand moving to rub his chin as his body gives signs of being less then impressed. Dupoe nods lightly, then motions to the pair that accompanied The Sam.* JD: And these are...protection I'm assuming? I hope you remember what I said about you and Connor not having contact with one another.
TS: Oh, I remember quite clearly. I'm just afraid with Connor's lack of overall abilities that it might have been forgotten.*Connor moves off the ropes lightly, causing The Sam to jump a bit as his security stay in between The Sam and Mackenzie. Moving to the table purposefully, Connor reaches out, taking a mic from the table and flicks it on.* CM: I'm sure lots of other people other then me are tired of hearing the two of you go on like two hens. Am I right Parts Unknown?!*The crowd responds as Connor tilts his head a bit, holding his arms out and shrugs while a small smirk crosses his lips.* CM: I'm well aware of the agreement. What I'm here for is to put a pen to paper. If The Sam wants to send his big, bad boogerman at me at Gookermania then that's fine by me.*The Sam shakes his head, holding up a hand.* TS: Now listen here you. My client and I certainly have no problem embarrassing you on the biggest stage this company has but I'm not going to do it without some incentives which is something that I've made sure my lawyers have communicated to FAWA management. I'm not signing anything until I take a look at the contract and have some assurances from our CEO.
JD: Ahh yes...lawyers. In case you were wondering about where one of them went well...let me just say there is just a little less scum on the face of the Earth today. Hahaha! But I digress. Before the sacrifice was made I managed to hear the demands you made and the FAWA board has agreed. At Gookermania there shall be a stipulation. Should Super Warrior win...*Dupoe looks around the arena, then directly at Tim Hoss and Jesse King's position.* JD: You shall be instated as a full-time announcer for FAWA Niteraw alongside Tim Hoss and Jesse King.*The Sam does his best Tiger Woods fist pump as Dupoe makes the statement, grinning from ear to ear.* TS: Excellent! Most excellent. I might not be able to get rid of Tim Hoss and Jesse King but at least I can make their lives miserable while proving I have the superior commentary capabilities.*The Sam moves to look to high-five his two security guards but stops mid-air and shake his head. The two guards looking one stone faced.* JD: However...[/color] *The Sam stops mid celebration, looking back at Dupoe with a look of surprise.* JD: However...in light of past events...a representative for Connor Mackenzie also contacted FAWA management. Because of your continued interference in officially sanctioned contests that he has been involved in, the FAWA board has decided on another stipulation. In the event of Connor Mackenzie wins the match at Gookermania, he will be granted the option to be involved in one number one contender match of his choosing.JK: WHAT?!TH: Haha! The Sam is livid. Looks like Mackenzie just took a page out of The Sam's book here!TS: You can't be serious! This is an outrage! I won't accept this!
JD: Fine. Then no commentary position. No match, no chance to exact any further actions against Connor Mackenzie unless sanctioned by the FAWA. It's as simple as that because if you interfere with FAWA matches further I'm told that the FAWA will...what was it those slimey lawyers said Nett?*Mario Nett comes over and whispers something in Jeremy's ear.* JD: Ahh yes...will have your company locked into a legal battle that will surely drive you to madness. Yes, I quite liked that. A nice touch if I do say so myself.*The Sam stares at Dupoe for a moment, shifting a bit uneasily as he seems to relent a bit.* TS: Fine...have it your way. I'm just going to have to take the satisfaction of knowing that I will get what I want and smear Mackenzie all over the arena with the epitome of wrestling in Super Warrior. If you think you have a snowballs chance in hell of walking out of Gookermania with the win Mackenzie you have another thing coming. I'm going to make sure you are embarrased and broken in front off every one of your fans. Broken just like the walls in your parents home after Super Warrior and I went through it. Hahaha!*The Sam picks up the clipboard and quickly flips through the pages to find the spot to sign. Scribbling his signature he sets the paper down triumphantly but moves behind one of his security guards as Connor moves forward to the table.* CM: I have to say, it was a gamble on that Dupoe. But I'm glad the board saw it my way.*Connor flips the pages up and takes a pen to sign the paper. Finishing he emphatically finishes and holds up the clipboard before handing it to Dupoe.* CM: Dupoe...I know I can't touch The Sam and Super Warrior until Gookermania. But I couldn't help but notice one thing. You didn't say anything about his other employees.
TS: You son of a!*Connor turns as one security guard starts to move but as he does the other moves to remain in front of The Sam who is scrambling to try and get out of the ring. Connor jumps up, hitting The Sam's shield with a standing dropkick which sends the man flying into The Sam who in turn falls through the ropes to the floor. The second guard starts to pummel Connor as Dupoe holds Nett back who seems eager to join in as Ophelia watches on passively. As the guard relents he reaches into a back pocket and produces as set of brass knuckles but before he can get them on Connor kips up and lays into him with a series of punches before sending the guard into the ropes. Dupoe, Nett and Ophelia hurridly scramble out of the way as Connor lifts the guard up, flapjacking him into the table with a crash as The Sam looks on, a look of horror on his face.* JK: Oh my god! Mackenzie just put him through the table! I hope these guys have benefits with The Sam's company!TH: Mackenzie no doubt venting a little of that pent up frustration here!*Dupoe gives a slow, mocking clap as he and his group look to Connor before quietly exiting the ring and start up the ramp. The Sam, already having made his exit as Connor looks on, pulling his hood back and letting out a yell after climbing the nearest turnbuckle* TH: That’s all we have for ya this week. I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss, this is Jesse King, and we’ll see ya in seven [glow=yellow,2,300]CREDITS[/glow]Aaron Enigma Boiler Room Brawler Connor Mackenzie Gus Richlen The Sam
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 14, 2012 7:36:46 GMT -5
Good show all around guys. Really liking the bounty idea too.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 14, 2012 20:13:02 GMT -5
Next week: Pick Your Poison. I have Michaels's and... one other pick. I forget which. I figure we toss in an exhibition match to determine a TV Title contender for Gookermania and we're set. Just need to view the ratings.
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Jazzman
King Koopa
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 14, 2012 20:14:14 GMT -5
this isn't the go home BRB, that still 1 week out right?
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 14, 2012 20:41:41 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure it is the go home show. This coming week and then Gookermania the week of the 23rd I thought.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 14, 2012 20:55:14 GMT -5
We still need Socko to pick an opponent for Hayden.
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Jazzman
King Koopa
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 14, 2012 21:23:38 GMT -5
Ah, so it is... well then I offer Seth and Colt a chance to cut a three-way promo for one final build to one final match
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Sept 15, 2012 9:15:52 GMT -5
So we're just waiting on some PM's so the card can go out?
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Sept 16, 2012 7:21:08 GMT -5
Again, if I'm picked for one of the matches, could someone let me know?
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