Raw Captions = Fun for the Whole Family

[lildude8218]

She was knockin Edge out with those American thighs.



Vince: YOU stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Edge: Who me?
Vince: Yeah you!
Edge: Couldn't be!
Vince: Then WHO?



Vince: Can you pull this pebble from my hand, young grasshopper?



Angle applies the Ankle Lock with a mouthful of lima beans



Kurt stopped dead in his tracks when he noticed the huge spider on Daivari's back



Kurt: Just hurry up and get your jacket off! It's big and hairy! Ewwww I hate spiders!!!



Daivari hits Stratusfaction on Kurt



The boys had a lot of work to do if they were going to tryout for Whose Line is it Anyway



Edge: Woah Ho! I didn't know you guys were into that sorta thing. Count me in!



Edge: Look at the shiny airplane!
Cena: But I don't wanna eat my zucchini
Masters: It's good for you DAMN IT!



Mrs. Benjamin walked in on Vince doing a Mexican hat dance



Mrs. Benjamin was amazed at how real Vince's implants felt.



Shelton: Mama, meet my friend. His name's Forrest. He loves shrimp too!



The new Real Dolls came in 3 different models.



Homer: It's just being bench pressed by some bald freak. It's still good! It's still good!



Shelton freaked when he saw Mama with that rectal thermometer



Rabbi Flair insisted that now was the time for Edge to convert...



It was about the time when Ric started squirting ketchup bottles all over his face that they decided to put him in a home.



While Jake Roberts had failed so many years ago, Edge was successful in getting a cobra to bite his own neck.



Cena narrowly avoided the dreaded Canadian Maple Syrup Mist!



Edge: No one messes with me Olive!

[Blindkarevik]

Oh god, the Carlio/Kane/Simpsons Reference is gold!!!

[electrickeithery]

Edge is amazed with just how versatile plastic is these days.



'Hey does that thing spin?'



Vince succeeded in vanishing the card, but Shawn Michaels and Jesus resurrected it.



Michaels tried to tell Kurt he wasn't old enough to need his food chewed for him, but Kurt didn't listen.



For a second, as he watched small Daivari lay a beat down on Shawn Michaels, Kurt Angle could've sworn he was in TNA.



'Hey, is this Armani?'



Daivari's zero-g breakdancing did nothing to appease Kurt's anger.



Dancing with Celebrities just got violent.



Edge wants to cut in, but he's way too shy.



'Holy crap, it DOES spin!'



Vince's interpretation of Saturday Night Fever didn't end up selling many tickets.



'Ever seen Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?'



Mama Benjamin was regretting letting her son set her up on a blind date.



WWE Superstar CHLOE! And others.



Now Carlito knew how a thanksgiving turkey felt.



Shelton's new daddy had an unorthodox way of carrying him.



Ric Flair no longer had an old lady, and would gladly take anyone on Space Mountain.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

This is the video for that Aerosmith song called "Beatin' Off The Edge".....



Lita: That'll be $20 sir.
Edge: I don't have any more money, can't we bargain? I'll give you a briefcase!



No Chris, that's not a Shining Wizard either....



I'll fill in WWE's plotholes myself, and assume that Papa Benjamin died 15 years ago.



Who's the pregnant dog on the right? And why's she holding Chloe?

[David Troy a.k.a legendmythman]

lildude

As much as the others were cool (especially Chloe)

I think this thread should be locked as you sir have succeeded in making all of them funny and it'll only be followed by cheap tired flatulence jokes

ENSHRINE THIS THREAD!

[amsiraK]

I agree. I wanted to do some, but they'd all pale in comparison to the first ones.

Hats off to lildude!

[Shy Guy]

vince: pull my finger
edge: mr. mcmahon, we have that joke in canada...
vince: i said pull it....

[bigjimmy]

karisma888 said:

I agree. I wanted to do some, but they'd all pale in comparison to the first ones.

Hats off to lildude!

surly there is a rule about the first caption post being best. ie starting over. i cant top those

[lildude8218]

Wow, I'm really touched. Thanks to all of you guys. Sometimes I wonder if anyone even likes these damn threads. Especially since my Rumble caption threads wind up falling to page 3 so fast. I guess I'll keep it up then.

[Koda, Master Crunchyroller]

damn....too good for me to even try anything....

[David Troy a.k.a legendmythman]

lildude8218 said:

Wow, I'm really touched. Thanks to all of you guys. Sometimes I wonder if anyone even likes these damn threads. Especially since my Rumble caption threads wind up falling to page 3 so fast.

well here you go

BUMP!

[Avalanche Alvarez]

EDGE: (Whispering) "Lita, your keys are digging into my hip! Lita!"



VINCE: "It had KURT'S name on it and you ate it! It was HIS PUDDING! Admit it now!"



VINCE: "This Curel hand lotion is fantastic, Shawn! Keeps my hands smooth and silky all day! You've got to try it!"



When Daivari told Kurt he got his outfit at Men's Warehouse for only $199, Kurt was in disbelief.



But upon inspecting the label, Kurt knew where he was going after the match.



But not if Daivari didn't get there first!



For awhile now, wrestlers that enjoyed fondling their opponents during matches looked for a way to avoid all of that unneccessary screaming and moaning when they "went to work".....



And Kane was the master of innovation!



FLAIR: "Quick inventory! One, two, three. They're all there, Edge."

EDGE: "FA-BULOUS!"



I TOLD him not to run with the scissors but he just started yammering on about being "16 time" something or other and NOW look at him!



Despite retaining the belt after the TLC match, when he was told that he had to take the woman on the right home with him too, Edge's reaction was understandable.

;D