1992 Rumble Captions (We Want Flair!)

[lildude8218]

This CPR dummy just happened to look like Ric Flair



Flair: You have such beautiful eyes. I just wanna touch them!



Kids, here's a history lesson. Here's what was known as a "Piledriver." It is now something that has been lost for the ages. And the thing on Haku's head? That's what we called "Jeri Curl."



Bossman: *looks at Flair* That wrestler there just got thrown out of the RINNNNGGGGG!



Sid enjoys his customary mid-match dump. It IS a tradition afterall.

[phentari]

A real friend holds you when you've had too much to drink. "C'mon, Ric, brother, in the bucket this time, okay?"



I'd come up with a caption, but I'm too amused by the fact that I'm in the picture.

No fooling. That's me directly over Virgil's head.

Best PPV I ever went to.




Haku discovers that Davey-Boy had chili immediately before the match.



Nope, I can't top lildude on this one. Best...caption...evar!



I break your back...SO! With my knee!

[lildude8218]

there's too many threads on this board lately, my threads keep getting buried

[Powder/The Professor]

That was by far and I still believe it was the best Royal Rumble ever. It held your attention more than any other one in history. Plus, just look at the talent they had in it. It was great and it was another feather in the cap of Ric Flair's legacy, he "beat 29 Men in a single night" to get the title. Incredible event.

[chuckg1982]

pdubsworld said:

That was by far and I still believe it was the best Royal Rumble ever. It held your attention more than any other one in history. Plus, just look at the talent they had in it. It was great and it was another feather in the cap of Ric Flair's legacy, he "beat 29 Men in a single night" to get the title. Incredible event.

Glad you think that... cause I was there!

I sat above the entrance to the ring. It was really fun and the only time I've ever seen Hogan, Savage, Piper, and the Undertaker live.

[Powder/The Professor]

I've had the luck to see a few World title changes (Mania 7, Mania 12 and RR 99) live in person but I'd gladly trade the last two for having the chance to be at that RR live. Your a lucky guy

[Powder/The Professor]

I've had the luck to see a few World title changes (Mania 7, Mania 12 and RR 99) live in person but I'd gladly trade the last two for having the chance to be at that RR live. Your a lucky guy

[Tom]

Virgil: Yes, that's it!!! Look into my Stripe-Dance-Pants Of Doom, Undertaker!

Flair: Don't do it! Noooooooooooooooo!...

Aghck! It's too late!

["Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat]

Bossman: Thats right Barbarian, rub it, twist it

[chuckg1982]

pdubsworld said:

I've had the luck to see a few World title changes (Mania 7, Mania 12 and RR 99) live in person but I'd gladly trade the last two for having the chance to be at that RR live. Your a lucky guy

I also got to see WM10 live. I am thankful that I had the opportunity to be at what are considered by many to be the greatest WWE shows ever.

[Jiren]

Hogan: Look Brother ive got this scab on my knee can you tell us what u think dude
Flair: GET IT AWAY!!!!!



Flair & Virgil went to extreme measures to nick The Undertakers Wallet



Unfortunatly Haku didnt know Davey Boy ripped his trousers and doing the pildriver resulted him seeing a black hole worse than the one in calcutta.



Davey Boy: Wendy i can fly
Boss man: That's the spot right there



SID: I dont care what you say your listening to your rap CD and suffering what other people have endured.
Macho: Come on Sid, Be a man

[slik81]

Hogan looks old there!


I can see this story in Hogan's mind now:

Hogan gave Flair a big boot in the ring at the Royal Rumble in 92 in front of a crowd of 761, 932 fans in a sold out intergalatic dome on the Moon