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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 14, 2006 17:06:23 GMT -5
Did you think I would forget to do these too? ;D I'm on a roll!  Batista: *Sniff Sniff* Is that cheese I smell?  Batista: I surrender the belt to Mr. DiBiase...err I mean Mr. Long.  *sings* Ebony and Ivory!  Batista: Yo hot dog guy! 2 right over here! Extra relish!  Kurt, we're all here because we love you. This is an intervention.  Spanky was next in line for airplane rides.  I have a sneaky suspicion that Tony Atlas is on the juice again...  (insert Warrior joke here)  Jesus answers Kurt Angle's challenge by having a rain of multicolored locuts fall on him.  Benoit forces Randy to watch Sid breaking his leg over and over again.  This was seconds after Booker said his arm felt numb...  The Boogeyman loved his new job scaring kids into brushing their teeth.  I think Gene Simmons has lost weight. |
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 14, 2006 17:19:01 GMT -5
Batista:I always wondered if there chocolate behind this gold foil... Batista:I want you to wash it with warm water and dry it with a damp sponge WWE Creative's inspiration for their OJ bisexual interracial storyline. Kurt:OK, which one of you took my popcorn? JBL was saved from choking when Angle remembered the Heimlich manuever Mark Henry remembed the tragedy that was Sammy during this choke. Benoit was getting much seeked retribution after Randy crapped in his gym bag. |
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Jan 14, 2006 17:26:20 GMT -5
Long: Dave. Why is there a bitemark in the belt? Batista: I thought it was chocolate. Long: Dave. Dave: Yes Teddy? Long: Did you have glue in your shirt pocket. Dave: I believe I did. Long: Ah. We may have a problem then. The rest of the roster could only look on in fear, as after years of being the little man, Rey discovered that he was overdue for a growth spurt. JBL's new trust exercise's didn't go down to well when only Kurt was willing to catch him. Kurt: Hey, a penny. Yes, Kurt may have won. But Brian and Sylvan were very damn close. As Orton was running out of breath, many members of the IWC prepared their celebrations. Anyone else realised that only injured people seem to be able to win title's on Smackdown. (See also. Batista, Kash) |
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Jan 14, 2006 17:43:07 GMT -5
Good lord...all that bleach and Melina's womanly smell's still on it... Yeah, the pinky's down...you wouldn't want to Shocker Melina after you've seen where she eats. He who smelt it, dealt it. Guess Kurt shouldn't have had the extra plate of beans at the buffet. JBL needed help doing his two-man-in-one Nazi walk. See? Eclipse mints kills the smell of 5 bratwursts with extra saurkraut. Mark Henry switches from Eclipse mints to Trident Ice in the middle of the show...Kurt found this out the hard way. And the NEWWWWWW EXTREMELY CONSTIPATED WWE CHAMPION....KURT ANGLE!! NO!!! NOT MAE YOUNG IN THE BRA AND PANTIES GAUNTLET MATCH AGAIN!!!! NOT ON THE FRESHLY PIERCED NIPPLE, WOMAN!!!!!!! |
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Post by Jiren on Jan 14, 2006 18:46:43 GMT -5
 Poor teddy didn't relise Batista took his wallet  Batista just noticed "property of Triple H" engraved on the belt.  I did melina twice because IM HARDCORE!!!!!!  Teddy longs new waxwork model was so realistic it even had batista fooled  Booker T just noticed a sign saying his next opponent is Nicole Bass  Kurt: Hi my name is Kurt Angle and im an alcoholic Rest: HI KURT  If the trace was correct i will find them quickly master  Paul W.S Anderson's new promo poster for Alien vs Predator 2 didn't go down well with the fans  Benoit was showing orton "The great american bash 91".  Kurt went to extremes to try and crack Mark's neck back into position  No caption nessesary  Kurts oesteopathic treatment went down a treat with the samckdown lockeroom |
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Post by midicai on Jan 14, 2006 18:56:25 GMT -5
one in the pink, one in the stink! OH YEAH! melina loved it! |
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Post by Shy Guy on Jan 14, 2006 19:04:18 GMT -5
kurt angle has been studying candice michelle's matches very well. |
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Jan 14, 2006 19:32:37 GMT -5
Rey's new crotchless pants proved an effective weapon "mmmph mmph mmm" Batista starts feeling Teddy's tricep and asking how much he really needs it. Kurt executes the spinning JBL of doom to keep people at a distance Henry tries to inhale Lashley's head Benoit also uses the crossface to get free taxi rides |
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 14, 2006 20:39:18 GMT -5
Did you think I would forget to do these too? ;D I'm on a roll! "Mattel. 1983. Made in Taiwan...." "Although this will surely break the heart of some girl with pigtails and a yellow shirt, I have to forfeit the belt." At this point Dave sported bigger chub than Edge on Monday night. "Hippie! Get a job!" Nobody told the other guys that Kurt really can't breathe fire. The E's Camel Fight Division was an immediate failure. A look into the past and future at the phenonmina known as "no charisma". "Dammit! This ain't working! Were doing it wrong! Where did you find that Karma Sutra book, anyway?" I swear, does he look like this all the time now? Benoit shows Orton how to properly do a Jack Nicholson impression. "By the power of Greyskull!" Ok, that one was lame. Believe it or not, this the most over guy on Smackdown. Discuss. "THPTHPHTPHTPTHTP!!!" |
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Post by tigermask on Jan 14, 2006 20:53:41 GMT -5
Why do I think that mine will suck balls? After WWE eliminated catering at the events, Batista had to step in and take drastic matters. Here we see the promotional poster for "Twins 2: Back in the groove!" Although it wasn't as great as the legendary 'Ring Rope/Mick Foley' one, Batista and Ted try their best at a Evander Hollyfield/Mike Tyson impression. Batista: I swear, on the holy bible, on scouts honor... Kurt: Alright! It's JOB Squad 06! Despite being up high, JBL STILL couldn't find his watch. WWE decide to have a constipation division, rather than the juniors. "Found it Kurt?" "Nope!" Wrestlers STILL look for JBL's watch. Kurt realizes that Triple H is coming back to Smackdown. Although it isn't as great as Malcolm McDowell, Benoit and Orton do their best Clockwork Orange impression, this time using pictures of unflattering Mae Young poses. Booker hears that Trips ISN'T coming back to Smackdown. Here we see Marty trying out for the phantom menace, this time posing. Here we see Marty trying out again, this time with Padme. |
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Post by phentari on Jan 15, 2006 23:00:53 GMT -5
"MINE!...NICE!" (The tongue needs to be green, though...) |
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Post by Sickness Rising on Jan 15, 2006 23:29:43 GMT -5
Did you think I would forget to do these too? ;D I'm on a roll! Batista: Oh look, little words! Property of HHH? What the hell? Batista successfully put Teddy down with a very loose bear hug, easily making this the second-most exciting segment on the show. Batista shows us how many times he had to fight not to laugh at the girl in yellow. Everyone who is legitimately over, step to the center of the ring. JBL didn't believe that making those gestures with his arms could get him in trouble. Kurt had to show him. Battle of the undeserved and uninteresting pushes, begin! Even with the world upside down, Henry's push still baffled poor Kurt. |
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