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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 15, 2006 14:11:33 GMT -5
 Those Patriot missles were really great during the Gulf War  This is what happens to anyone who insults the taste of Quakeburgers  Shao Khan wins! FATALITY!  Brother Love's turning Japanese, I think he's turning Japanese. I really think so.  This was one damn good shoe buffer  Warrior: I'm gonna KISSSSSS You! You're gonna get COOOTIESSSS!!!! Slaughter: EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!  LOOK! He didn't even change his boots! Kerry IS the Ultimate Warrior!  Hogan: Okay, just remember our deal. I let you be in the final 3 here and you'll be my slave for life. Even long after I'm retired and I'm doing a reality show. Knobbs: What's a "reality show?"  And to think, they would be great friends one day and laugh about this silly spat over the last donut. I love ya John ;D |
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 15, 2006 14:28:02 GMT -5
Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. He robbed the school of Tito! (sorry, best I could do.) Suddenly Chris Tucker appears on the scene and screams, "You got knocked da %$#@ out!" "Charlie horse!" "Aw man! I stepped in Hercules!" I'm trying to decide who had more credibility at this point and by jove, I can't do it. Didn't I already see this in "Raising Arizona"? "Psst! Quake! Wake up! The Rumble's still going!" A nice tasteful shot of Martel's bum for the ladies. |
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DUTHTY
Samurai Cop
Duthty be luthty for the laydeeth
DEMIRICOUS > Your Favorite Band.
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Post by DUTHTY on Jan 15, 2006 15:25:23 GMT -5
20% More Warrior makes Duthty 120% more happy if you wheeeelll....  |
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Save Us.222
Bubba Ho-Tep
I mark for Goldust! cWo!
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Post by Save Us.222 on Jan 15, 2006 16:34:12 GMT -5
So,these are the Nukes everyone was talking about Tito:The Quake burgers,they smell like fried crap Quake:WHAT DIT YOU SAY?!?!?! This is what happens when you try to lock up Hercules for steroid use Love:C'mon Taker,job more,job more!,JOB MORE!! Animal:EWW,Ive got jobber all over my shoe. Sgt:To be honest,You sucked at SS Warrior:YOU!!!!! Kerry:I BELIVE I CAN!.......Oh crap! Another slightly dominating wrestler jobs at the hands of Hulk Hogan Best friends+Best enemies+Best gimmick=The natural disasters (theres some wrestlecrap maths for ya) |
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Post by doinksgimp on Jan 15, 2006 17:36:13 GMT -5
sarge just got the pounce i crush your head with bare hands on the next jackass lets take his shoes. excuse do i have dog poo on my boot not my balls carry me daddy i missed your face dammit the way all friendships begin with a good choke |
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jan 15, 2006 18:20:40 GMT -5
The Barbarian really didn't like the all new Bossman Ballet routine. This Belly to Belly suplex hadn't really gone as planned |
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Jan 15, 2006 19:21:37 GMT -5
Take me you fool!! I Said you would eat it and like it! I said it's right over there. OOPS sorry about that. This has to be the worst massage ever! That is one fine looking Boot. Are you sure Ron Jeremy started out like this? OK, Hang on tight now i am gonna go really fast. Wait! Wait! I Said we should Loot him! The Battle of the bulge!(No Offense Mr. Tenta) |
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