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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 12, 2006 20:18:35 GMT -5
So my favorite PPV is coming up shortly and I'm gonna do one captions thread a day for each of the past Rumbles. Here we go with the first set. And go ahead and add your own.  Don Muraco busts some wicked dance moves and Bret just got served!  Duggan hits Dino Bravo with the dreaded Green Mist along with some nasty beer breath.  I'm not going to question why Bret is holding Tito like that. Or the look on Tito's face. Or why Neidhart's about to slide his hand down Tito's trunks.....okay this whole thing just creeped me the F out! Let's move on...  Ummm.........This whole thing is just getting worse and worse...  Uhhhhh. Man this is turning so wrong so quick....  Ordering sushi with Andre was always quite a long drawn out process |
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Post by WarriorWarrior on Jan 12, 2006 20:19:43 GMT -5
Not bad lol
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Post by HRH The KING on Jan 12, 2006 20:25:23 GMT -5
Tunney: "OK Andre, according to the terms of this contract, your match at WrestleMania III will be held at Madison Square Garden, you will weigh about 700 pounds, you are eight feet four inches tall and you will die only a few months after the match, in order to comply with Mr Hogan's embellishments and exaggerations".
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Post by slopslopslop on Jan 12, 2006 20:35:02 GMT -5
Hogan did a friggin contract signing for everything
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Post by bob on Jan 12, 2006 21:45:54 GMT -5
lol
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Post by admiralcrunchy™ on Jan 12, 2006 21:47:57 GMT -5
Hogan did a friggin contract signing for everything And in a wifebeater. |
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Post by CrOaT.... on Jan 12, 2006 22:12:21 GMT -5
that pic is just hilarious |
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jan 12, 2006 22:38:45 GMT -5
So THIS is the movie Val Venis was talking about. |
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Post by Jiren on Jan 12, 2006 22:42:27 GMT -5
 Don Muraco just saw something gross on brets arm  Duggan: You are magic arent you trumpy Duggan is so out of it one man gang attempts tp put him out of his misery  Bret & Anvil just wanted to see if what was in Tito's trunks was real And Jakes stomach took a turn for the worse when race let out a discusting fart.  I'll let warrior take this one  Although Bret was clinging for dear life the superstars are not gonna let Bret back out of seeing Cheaper by the dozen 2  Ted: hey andre thats some good stuff Hogan: What's he wrighting about me brother Tunney: You know Andre you have more chins than a chinese phonebook Gene: God Jack's dandruff problem has gotten worse |
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Post by ronaldmcdokken on Jan 13, 2006 0:00:47 GMT -5
Muraco: Man, I've got the worst rash ever on my arm! I've tried everything! Creams, lotions, pills... I hope it's not contagious. Bret: I'm outta here! |
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Post by Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster on Jan 13, 2006 5:10:02 GMT -5
Bret: "Wait, my contact lens!" The kinky Bravo and Duggan loved tying One Man Gang from the ceiling and making him watch. As the gravity wore off, Neidhart desperately clung to Tito The speed-dating wasn't going as planned |
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Post by velvetvandal on Jan 13, 2006 5:17:07 GMT -5
Andre makes that chair look like one of those kid's chairs you see in nurseries!
Seriously, when I first saw the pic I asked myself why Andre was having a pretend tea party with Hogan and Tunney. Somebody photoshop a tiny plastic cup and teapot into Andre's hands,please!
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Jan 13, 2006 5:27:11 GMT -5
Virgil: Whats he writing DiBiasi: I dunno, its all french to me OR Andre: 1 joins 2, 2 joins 3, 3 joins 4, 4 joins 5 and its a duck |
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Post by velvetvandal on Jan 13, 2006 5:32:24 GMT -5
Tunny grimaced as he and Hogan waited to see which box Andre would put the 'x' in.
See, they're playing noughts and crosses,and...oh, forget it, that was rubbish.
Tunney, Hogan and Dibiase all reacted differently when Andre did the 'one cheek sneak'.
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Post by Papelmate on Jan 13, 2006 6:28:56 GMT -5
Andre:FAT GUY IN A LITTLE SUIT! |
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Jan 13, 2006 15:03:24 GMT -5
Tito Santana was all up for an in match massage from Brett, but never knew Jim Neidhart liked him like that. |
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 13, 2006 15:43:58 GMT -5
Tunney, Hogan and Dibiase all reacted differently when Andre did the 'one cheek sneak'. LOL |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 13, 2006 15:52:40 GMT -5
Andre: And that's what his 24-inch python looked like. Virgil: That's just wrong. |
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Post by royboy8 on Jan 13, 2006 18:00:01 GMT -5
Ive seen the 88 rumble...it was very very bad lol
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Jan 13, 2006 18:09:44 GMT -5
My name is Don Muraco b****!!! Jake: I feel so cooooold... Tito: Yo quiero Hart Foundation...Si!!!! C'mon Hogan, Princess Bride is a better movie than No Holds Barred. |
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