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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 11, 2012 2:19:36 GMT -5
Due to Alex Riley's victory over Dolph Ziggler, he has been granted a segment on Z! True Long Island Story called "Say It To The FACE"; The logo would be a Boston Celtics parody logo in Riley's likeness (a nod Riley's RL "sports nerd" personality, a dig at the Ask The Heel/Brazzers logo, and poking fun at the Riley/Cena newz). A-Ry and Ziggler would be basically the new Japanese Shampoo Commercial, fighting over airtime on Zack's show.
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Post by Todd's crazy , Man. on Aug 11, 2012 2:32:03 GMT -5
Jane Cena attempts to overcome the odds of being a man to defeat kelly kelly for the Diva's Championship.
Look , It's a way to get them screen time and make the belt worth something again.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Aug 11, 2012 2:33:19 GMT -5
R Truth calls out Dolph Ziggler for being a former cheerleader. He claims that Little Jimmy is a better male cheerleader than Dolph ever was, and that just drives Dolph up a wall.
This leads to weeks of segments in which Dolph does cheer routines with Vicky while R Truth "performs" routines with Little Jimmy.
R Truth further antagonizes Dolph by distracting him from matches and costing him victories. Dolph fires back by ZigZagging Little Jimmy, at which point he made things personal with Truth.
Truth cuts a heartfelt promo about Little Jimmy being in the hospital and that he will face Dolph in a 1-on-1 cheer-off on PPV. On the night of the event, Dolph sabotages R Truth's routine with another ZigZag, declaring that Little Jimmy isn't in the hospital; he's dead. He leaves R Truth lying in a heap that night.
Truth snaps on Raw and talks about how much he grew to love Little Jimmy and how he hates Ziggler for what he has done, and from now on, he's gonna fight that little bit harder, that little bit rougher for Little Jimmy's memory. Ziggler, having moved on to a title picture, gets rocked by Truth, who then starts doing cheer routines in Little Jimmy's honor, before he also takes out Ziggler's opponent.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2012 2:34:30 GMT -5
R Truth calls out Dolph Ziggler for being a former cheerleader. He claims that Little Jimmy is a better male cheerleader than Dolph ever was, and that just drives Dolph up a wall. This leads to weeks of segments in which Dolph does cheer routines with Vicky while R Truth "performs" routines with Little Jimmy. R Truth further antagonizes Dolph by distracting him from matches and costing him victories. Dolph fires back by ZigZagging Little Jimmy, at which point he made things personal with Truth. Truth cuts a heartfelt promo about Little Jimmy being in the hospital and that he will face Dolph in a 1-on-1 cheer-off on PPV. On the night of the event, Dolph sabotages R Truth's routine with another ZigZag, declaring that Little Jimmy isn't in the hospital; he's dead. He leaves R Truth lying in a heap that night. Truth snaps on Raw and talks about how much he grew to love Little Jimmy and how he hates Ziggler for what he has done, and from now on, he's gonna fight that little bit harder, that little bit rougher for Little Jimmy's memory. Ziggler, having moved on to a title picture, gets rocked by Truth, who then starts doing cheer routines in Little Jimmy's honor, before he also takes out Ziggler's opponent. This isn't the "create an awesome feud" thread. |
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Post by Ryanar on Aug 11, 2012 2:37:03 GMT -5
Kane feuds with Chris Jericho because Kane spilled an Iced Coffee on him and it broke his 6,000 dollar jacket.
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Post by jimmyjames on Aug 11, 2012 3:03:15 GMT -5
Jinder Mahal feuds with Ryback for no apparent reason. Oops, already being used. Nevermind.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 11, 2012 3:04:39 GMT -5
The Big O finally gets signed and makes his debut as Ryback's biggest fan. Ryback and the Big O continue to compete in tag matches, with Big O becoming increasingly obsessed with Ryback.
Eventually this leads to a Battle Royal for the #1 contendership for the U.S. Title in which Ryback, Zack Ryder, and The Big O are the final three competitors. Out of devotion to his fellow "Super Soldier", but not wanting to hurt Zack, the guy who made him famous, Big O picks Ryder up over his shoulders, and then steps over the top rope and carries Zack out of the ring with him, eliminating both Zack and himself.
Ryback becomes the new U.S. Champion, thanks to help from The Big O, who declares his love. On a Christmas themed episode, Big O kisses Ryback under the mistletoe, freaking him out and causing him to have a Panera Bread meltdown. The Big O begins dressing like Ryback and using his signature moves as well
Ryback is scheduled to team up with Trent Barreta against Curt Hawkins & Tyler Reks. Trent is taken out backstage and Big O begs to be Ryback's partner. They win, and Big O attempts to kiss Ryback again. Ryback pushes him away and Big O attacks him, enraged at being rejected.
The two of them face off at WM29, and The Big O becomes the new U.S. Champion.
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Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 11, 2012 3:36:38 GMT -5
Trent Baretta goes to the bathroom for the obvious reason. However he forgets to check before he sits down and ends up falling in the toilet bowl. Angry with his predicament, he goes on a crusade to find out exactly who the devious grappler was that forgot to put the seat back down.
This goes on for a year with Trent questioning various wrestlers about the misdeed, eventually working his way up from the job guys all the way to the main event talent. Then finally a week before Wrestlemania he announces he's found the culprit and will announce it there live in the ring.
When the big day comes he enters the ring and finally reveals to the world that the man behind his accident was... himself! It was him along! For you see it was his plan to get on television for once!
This leads to the returning Kharma coming out, looking particularly pissed off! For it seems that Trent not only did so in the men's bathroom, but also just happened to do so that very night for the women's facilities as well! So Kharma is on a mission to punish him on behalf of all females everywhere who have to put up with the same thing!
This leads to a one match series after which Vince gets bored and forgets all about it. And none of it is mentioned ever again.
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Hank Scorpio
note to all: he's a pants-less heathen
I Survived The Impact Spoilers 7/22/15-7/30/15
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Post by AdamAFL was sooooo wrong on Aug 11, 2012 4:27:21 GMT -5
Sheamus feuds with Alberto Del Rio for no reason at all but it keeps getting delayed for reasons outside the WWE's control (Daniel Bryan getting over, Del Rio getting injured etc.) this results in Sheamus stealing Berto's car for no apparent reason. Bottom line is zero people cared about the storyline.
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Post by The Spelunker! on Aug 11, 2012 13:19:57 GMT -5
Cody Rhodes reveals his true name to be James Rhodes, and he feuds with a returning Rhino over the moniker "War Machine"
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This is what yoga does to you.
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Post by HBL on Aug 11, 2012 19:30:54 GMT -5
Kane feuds with Orton because he doesn't shake hands anymore.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Aug 11, 2012 19:49:54 GMT -5
The Rick vs. Cold Stone
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Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Aug 11, 2012 20:10:56 GMT -5
Justin Gabriel gets knocked on the head and starts thinking he is an actual werewolf and tries to bite people to turn them into faux wolves. Kelly Kelly gets wind of this and wants stop him so she forms a group and calls them the Tin Tin gang and tries to stop the Capetown werewolf, but in the process she loses the divas title to Mr. Gabriel
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Post by joebob27 on Aug 11, 2012 20:15:24 GMT -5
Jinder Mahal has a change of heart and decides he wants to be an American citizen. But Jack Swagger is the All-American American and confuses him with an Arab terrorist and he isn't having it.
This leads to a citizenship on a pole match, which is won by Sheamus when he brogue kicks both of them into oblivion and becomes an American superface.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 11, 2012 20:16:56 GMT -5
I want Vince to feud with Booker T because he made a dated rape joke.
I'd buy that PPV match.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Aug 11, 2012 20:19:16 GMT -5
I want Vince to feud with Booker T because he made a dated rape joke. I'd buy that PPV match. Better back story, one that's actually true: McMahon calling Cena the n-word in Booker's presence! |
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I believe in Joe Hendry.
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Post by Spider2024 on Aug 11, 2012 20:22:50 GMT -5
Primo & Epico are at odds when Primo decides to adopt Daniel Bryan's vegan lifestyle. This conflicts with Epico's new WWE On YouTube webseries, EpicoMealTime. Also they're fighting over a VHS copy of What's Eating Gilbert Grape.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Aug 11, 2012 20:24:43 GMT -5
Derrick Bateman sends an e-mail to Matt Striker that has too many grammatical mistakes. Striker begins managing Mason Ryan for the specific purpose of eliminating Bateman. Striker keeps telling Derrick that "Mason Ryan will remove your colon because of your overuse of colons."
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Aug 11, 2012 20:28:44 GMT -5
Cena and Sheamus turn out to be the sons of HHH, which is why they're so 'dominant' in-ring. What follows is a package of edited matches showing HHH winning every 'Mania match he's ever competed in and forming a stable wherein the three of them will hold every title, except for the Diva's which Steph will get.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2012 20:32:27 GMT -5
Kane starts working a Ron Swanson gimmick for some reason and feuds with Daniel Bryan because D-Bry is vegan and thus less of a man in Kane's eyes. This of course leads to the first ever Backyard BBQ match which takes place in someone's backyard with the object being for Kane to force Bryan to eat a steak or Bryan to force salad down Kane's throat.
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