Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Aug 11, 2012 13:40:52 GMT -5
So I've been reading a few Dr. Seuss books, like the Lorax and Yertle the Turtle. I've never read The Butter Battle Book but I've read about it and the storyline is basically this:
The neighboring peoples of the Yooks and the Zooks go to war over which way of eating buttered toast is better. If memory serves, the Yooks say butter side up is the best, while the Zooks say the opposite.
My question is, which do you side with?
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Albino Heat
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Post by Albino Heat on Aug 11, 2012 14:43:59 GMT -5
Snitsky.
Even though I read the book a good 16 years before he got on TV, the answer is still Snitsky.
But I bet Snitsky eats butter side up.
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Matt
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Post by Matt on Aug 11, 2012 14:47:47 GMT -5
Butter side up. We should start a war over it!
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Aug 11, 2012 15:18:54 GMT -5
Who the f*** eats toast with butter side down?
I have seriously never seen that before in my life.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Aug 11, 2012 15:22:26 GMT -5
Who the f*** eats toast with butter side down? I have seriously never seen that before in my life. Yeah, seriously. also wouldn't doing that just make a mess?
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Aug 11, 2012 16:12:58 GMT -5
Who the f*** eats toast with butter side down? I have seriously never seen that before in my life. Dirty filthy Commies, that's who. Really, the whole book was an allegory for the cold war.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Aug 11, 2012 16:30:56 GMT -5
Paula Deen wins.
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Mr. N
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Post by Mr. N on Aug 11, 2012 17:52:06 GMT -5
She'll take the butter side up toast, and the butter side down toast, stick 'em together, and make a delicious butter sandwich with a side of butter, y'all.
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