Royal Rumble Challenge Redux (SnS Wins!)

[DragonMasterP]

I'm real sorry about this, but I really was starting to get bored with all the repetitive action that Rumble had in store, so I'm going to try this again. This time, the pin and submission rules will be on, as well as a rope break rule so that eliminations will come faster, and hopefully the match won't last anywhere near as long. The order will also be redone, as follows:

1. Magiconz
2. Latino Meat
3. Daime
4. Hawkeye Jefferson Winger
5. Knailsic
6. Notorious
7. Chronos
8. Genesis of Waffel
9. Citizen Grimm
10. Mr. B Natural
11. Cageking
12. Loki-A-Go-Go
13. J
14. Big Bad Brad
15. SnS
16. Magiconz #2
17. Loki-A-Go-Go #2
18. Chronos #2
19. Genesis of Waffel #2
20. Latino Meat #2
21. Cageking #2
22. Citizen Grimm #2
23. Notorious #2
24. Knailsic #2
25. Big Bad Brad #2
26. J #2
27. Hawkeye Jefferson Winger #2
28. SnS #2
29. Mr. B Natural #2
30. Daime #2

Edit: I made a few changes to keep things fair.

[Big Bad Brad]

Daime got a better draw this time around lol

[DragonMasterP]

I edited it again slightly, so now everyone has one superstar for the first half of the match, and one for the second half.

[Citizen Grimm]

Awesome. I was ashamed last time with my two guys (Shamrock and Test) being eliminated by Meat and Michael Hayes respectively. Especially since Shamrock was the first elimination.

[Knailsic From Now On]

Hopefully I do better this time

[DragonMasterP]

Ok, I want to get an early start on this. Same rules as before still apply, only now pins and submissions count. There's also a rope break rule in effect. Out of the ring rule still applies.

[DragonMasterP]

The first four entrants of this rumble are:

1. Bradshaw
2. Mr. Ass
3. Viscera
4. Jeff Hardy

Right off the bat, Jeff knocks Bradshaw to the apron at 0:05, but Mr. Ass grabs him, allowing Bradshaw to get back in the ring

Double Powerbomb from Bradshaw & Viscera to Jeff Hardy at 0:17

Springboard Moonsault by Jeff Hardy onto Bradshaw at 1:08

Double face buster by Mr. Ass and Viscera on Jeff Hardy at 1:12

Viscera eliminated Jeff Hardy via pinfall after a Stalling German Suplex at 1:26

Mankind enters as #5 at 2:01

Wishbone split to Bradshaw by Mankind & Viscera at 2:18

Mankind made Bradshaw bleed with a Double Arm DDT at 2:28

Viscera tried to pin Mr. Ass with a roll up at 3:38, but failed

Top rope elbow onto Mr. Ass by Bradshaw at 3:55

Mr. Ass takes a Wishbone split from Mankind & Viscera at 4:28, followed by a pinfall elimination by Viscera at 4:33

X-Pac enters at #6 at 5:01

Double Pildriver by X-Pac & Mankind on Viscera at 5:04

Viscera busted open Mankind with a headbutt at 5:16

Viscera eliminated his Ministry teammate Bradshaw with a standing clothesline at 5:46

Test is #7, at 6:06

Leg drop from the top by X-Pac onto Test at 8:39

Viscera & Test drop X-Pac with a Double Piledriver at 9:29

X-Pac takes another double Piledriver from Test & Mankind at 9:53

Viscera makes it to the 10 minute mark

Viscera eliminates Mankind at 11:32 with a standing Clothesline

#8 is Matt Hardy at 11:52

X-Pac eliminates Test with a overhead punch at 13:49

#9 is the Lethal Weapon, Steve Blackman, at 14:09

Blackman back drops X-Pac off the top rope at 14:52

Viscera reaches 15 minutes

Viscera is almost eliminated by Matt Hardy at 15:16, but X-Pac attacks Hardy first

Matt Hardy misses Guillotine Leg Drop onto Viscera at 15:51

X-Pac eliminates Steve Blackman with an overhand right at 15:54

Rumble reaches one third completion as Too Hot Scott Taylor enters tenth at 16:14

X-Pac almost pins Matt Hardy with a Hurricanrana pin at 16:27

Matt Hardy barely escapes elimination by Scott Taylor at 16:53 due to X-Pac's intervention

Too Hot is cooled down by X-Pac right hand at 18:02

#11 is Chyna, at 18:22

Chyna almost eliminates X-Pac at 18:58, but Matt Hardy intervenes

X-Pac eliminated Matt Hardy at 19:42 with a running shoulder tackle

Gerald Brisco enters twelfth at 20:02. You sure this is a different Rumble?

Viscera passes the 20 minute mark

Viscera bearhugs Chyna at 20:17, but a rope break ends that

Gerald Brisco does away with X-Pac with an overhead right at 20:37

Big Show enters at #13 at 20:57. This is a different Rumble, I swear.

Chyna & Big Show drop Gerald Brisco with a double Powerbomb at 21:01

Big Show gets a slightly less embarrassing send-off here, as he is quickly eliminated by Viscera with a standing Clothesline at 21:15

#14 is the World's Most Dangerous Man, Ken Shamrock, at 21:35

Shamrock makes a quick exit, courtesy of Chyna at 21:55

Big Bossman brings his style of hard times halfway through as #15 at 22:15

[Waffel113]

Oh s*** I'm Matt Hardy.

YOU SCREWED ME SLAMMY! YOU SCREWED ME!

[DragonMasterP]

Order of Entry:

1. Bradshaw (Magiconz)
2. Mr. Ass (Latino Meat)
3. Viscera (Daime)
4. Jeff Hardy (Hawkeye Jefferson Winger)
5. Mankind (Knailsic) 2:01
6. X-Pac (Notorious) 5:01
7. Test (Chronos) 6:06
8. Matt Hardy (Genesis of Waffel) 11:52
9. Steve Blackman (Citizen Grimm) 14:09
10. Scott Taylor (Mr. B Natural) 16:14
11. Chyna (CageKing) 18:22
12. Gerald Brisco (Loki-A-Go-Go) 20:02
13. Big Show (J) 20:57
14. Ken Shamrock (Big Bad Brad) 21:35
15. Big Bossman (SnS) 22:15

Order of Elimination:
1. Jeff Hardy (Hawkeye Jefferson Winger) by Viscera (Daime) 1:26
2. Mr. Ass (Latino Meat) by Viscera (Daime) 4:33
3. Bradshaw (Magiconz) by Viscera (Daime) 5:46
4. Mankind (Knailsic) by Viscera (Daime) 11:32
5. Test (Chronos) by X-Pac (Notorious) 13:49
6. Steve Blackman (Citizen Grimm) by X-Pac (Notorious) 15:54
7. Scott Taylor (Mr. B Natural) by X-Pac (Notorious) 18:02
8. Matt Hardy (Genesis of Waffel) by X-Pac (Notorious) 19:42
9. X-Pac (Notorious) by Gerald Brisco (Loki-A-Go-Go)
10. Big Show (J) by Viscera (Daime) 21:15
11. Ken Shamrock (Big Bad Brad) by Chyna (CageKing) 21:55

[J]

Damn you Big Show!

[Hawk Hart]

"27...with four winners drawing this number it has yielded more winners than any other number."

This thread needed some WWE flair.

[DragonMasterP]

We now return to out regularly scheduled Royal Rumble in progress.

Gerald Brisco was knocked to the apron at 23:02, but got back in before he could be eliminated

Double Piledriver on Chyna by Viscera & Big Boss Man at 24:00

Viscera locked Gerald Brisco in a Bear Hug at 26:20, but it was broken by the ropes

Chyna hits the Pedigree on Big Bossman at 26:27

Big Bossman eliminated Gerald Brisco at 27:09 with a Big Boot

Sexual Chocolate Mark Henry makes his way to the ring as #16 at 27:29

Elbow from Chyna onto Big Bossman from the top at 29:46

Chyna and Bossman drop Henry with a double Piledriver at 29:59

Viscera reaches the 30 minute mark

Chyna with another top rope elbow onto Viscera at 30:18

Chyna eliminated by a Big Bossman right hand at 30:31

Viscera's run finally comes to an end thanks to Mark Henry's rising clothesline at 30:33

Al Snow enters seventeenth at 30:51

Meat enters eighteenth at 31:10

Double Face Buster by Meat and Al Snow to Big Bossman 31:53

Double Piledriver by Meat and Mark Henry to Al Snow at 32:54

Big Bossman eliminated by Meat's Dropkick at 34:03

Double Atomic Drop by Meat and Mark Henry to Al Snow at 34:17

Pat Patterson enters nineteenth at 34:23, with intentions on winning his own creation

Al Snow and Meat drop Mark Henry with a double Piledriver at 36:09

Mark Henry eliminates Meat via pinfall at 40:02 after a running shoulder tackle

Mark Henry continues rampaging by eliminating Al Snow with a rising charge at 40:15

Mark Henry tastes floor himself courtesy of Pat Patterson's right hand at 40:17

Triple H brings up to two thirds of the way done at 20, at 40:28

Godfather's Ho Train drives into town as entry 21 at 40:47

Double Piledriver by HHH and Godfather to Patterson at 40:57

And finally, Shane McMahon enters the Rumble as 22, at 41:06

Pat Patterson flexed his non-muscles a little too long, as he was eliminated with a Godfather standing Clothesline at 41:31 while posing

You think you know Edge's entry number at 41:51? Don't worry, it's 23

Shane-O-Mac derails the Godfather's Ho Train with an Uppercut at 42:40

Pierced Powerhouse Prince Albert enters twenty fourth at 43 minutes even

Triple H & Edge nail Shane with a Double Suplex at 43:16

Shane is knocked to the apron by Albert at 44:27, but Edge separates the two, saving the prodigal son from elimination

Edge DDT's HHH from the top at 46:29

Double Face Crusher on Prince Albert by HHH & Edge at 46:46

Flying body press from Edge eliminates Prince Albert at 47:33

Edge costs The Game his last life with a diving Clothesline at 47:40

Mideon makes his way in as #25 at 47:53

Direct from Badstreet USA, it's Michael Hayes at 26, at 48:13

Michael Hayes reverses and eliminates Edge with a big right hand at 49:12

You smell the Rock entering lucky #27 at 49:33?

50 minute mark reached

Shane-O-Mac runs out of cash as Mideon eliminates him with a shoulder tackle at 50:57

Don't cross the boss: It's Mr. McMahon as #28 at 51:17

A running shoulder tackle from Vice sends Michael Hayes packing back to Badstreet at 51:48

The Rock sends Mideon back to the hog farm with a standing Clothesline at 52:01

Val Venis seeks to come on top at #29 at 52:08

You're lookin' at #30, it's the real deal, D'lo Brown at 52:27

Final four is: The Rock, Mr. McMahon, Val Venis, and D'lo Brown

Val Venis is the first to go, eliminated by a Rock diving Clothesline at 53:54

D'lo Brown is eliminated by another Rock diving Clothesline at 54:12

The top two of the Corporation duke it out! Who will win? The Chairman, or the People's Champ?

Vince busts open Rock with some ground punches at 56:23

Mac Stunner by Vince on Rock at 57:47! Will that be all?

Mac Stunner #2 by Vince at 57:56! If the first one didn't do it, the second one probably will!

And it does!

The one and only Vincent Kennedy McMahon has won the Royal Rumble by pinning the Rock at 58:06!

Congratulations, SnS!

[Citizen Grimm]

Steve Blackman was my guy! How could I lose?!

[Jonathan Michaels]

Vince won the Rumble by PINFALL?

[DragonMasterP]

I'll post the final standings and results tomorrow.

[Hawk Hart]

Aug 15, 2012 0:07:03 GMT -5 Jonathan Michaels said:

Vince won the Rumble by PINFALL?

I was robbed!

[Triple H buried SnS]

Ha... the moment I entered, the was NO CHANCE of anyone else winning. I'll go ahead and forfeit my opprotunity at the world title at Wrestlemania. You're welcome again, Rock..

OOC: Awesome!

[Waffel113]

I GOT PAT PATTERSON?!?!?!

YOU SCREWED ME SLAMMY! YOU SCREWED ME!

[Chronos]

Vince SUCKED in the first Rumble, and here he wins it. Nice turnaround for the boss. Congrats to SnS too. NO CHANCE IN HELL for anyone else!

Wish I still had Shane O'Mac as a representative, though. Test and Meat are poor replacements, ah well.