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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 10, 2006 16:56:58 GMT -5
Go for it, be funnier than me!  John Cena reveals his secret talent...he's a champion pig caller  NASA's new high tech cameras revealed a new side of the face on Mars  Barbarino and Epstein had a small disagreement, but Mr. Kotter was there to break it up.  Kurt: Seriously, is there spinach stuck in my teeth or not?  Carlito: Serious head and neck trauma coming up shortly...that's not cool!  HBK: I'm crushing your head!  Masters: *looks at Shawn's forehead* Mmmmm....Jelly  HBK: Look, calm down and hold still. I'll have to suck out the poison down there...  KHAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!  No you've got it all wrong. Shelton's mom was trying to get the gummy Venus de Milo that was stuck to Val's trunks  If Shelton ever wins the WWE Title, Mama will surely say that he doesn't want it because it's un Godly and throw the camera crew out of their home.  Shelton: Please kill me now...  Mickie James was now the Tara Reid of the WWE  Conway was either trying out for a spot in the Hart Foundation or the Heart Throbs... |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2006 17:05:03 GMT -5
Barbarino and Epstein had a small disagreement, but Mr. Kotter was there to break it up No you've got it all wrong. Shelton's mom was trying to get the gummy Venus de Milo that was stuck to Val's trunks If Shelton ever wins the WWE Title, Mama will surely say that he doesn't want it because it's un Godly and throw the camera crew out of their home. ;D ;D You win the Dennis Miller award for using the most obscure Pop-cultural references. |
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Post by Clint The necrofiling cabinet on Jan 10, 2006 17:33:12 GMT -5
Carlito: Man, your finger smells like Lita. |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 10, 2006 17:58:03 GMT -5
Mama: Here Val, let mama take your temperature.  All you need to do is turn the picture upside down and IT'S CARLITO WITH A VERTEBREAKER ON ANGLE! As advertised, raw torrid sex! Mickie: Oh yeah? Well how many pages long is the "I think I'm in love with Trish Stratus" thread, huh? Yeah, that's what I thought! What, what... WHAT! |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 10, 2006 18:24:17 GMT -5
You know what, here are a few more pictures to add.  "Man, all this sex with Lita going on, and I'm not booked!"  "So then like, Brittany and I were at the mall the other day, and OH MY GOD, they had the cutest little shoes I've ever seen! And Brad was there, and he was all like 'Hey Ashley, s'up!' and I was like NO WAY!"  Edge: "Yum! Smells like Mattitude."  Candice: "By blessing Victoria with my magic wand, I hereby declare her as one of ours. No longer will she be in title matches, or anything that even remotely resembles dignity." Torrie: "One of us... One of us... One of us..." Chloe: WOOF! Where am I? |
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TOTB - Think Outside The Box
Samurai Cop
Never asked for a personal title
Never be afraid to step outside to box to continue your goal.
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Post by TOTB - Think Outside The Box on Jan 10, 2006 18:29:26 GMT -5
LMAO.....that SMELLS LIKE MATTITUDE won it for me.....too damn funny....
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Post by sirendemented on Jan 10, 2006 18:46:22 GMT -5
Love the Simpson's reference on the first Venis/Mama pic
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 10, 2006 18:54:22 GMT -5
Shelton Benjamin's evil mother decides that Shelton can't have any fun so she pops the Val Venis balloon that Shelton Benjamin had. |
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Post by Dave the Dave on Jan 10, 2006 18:54:53 GMT -5
Why is Mark Henry wearing a dress and teaming with SHelton? ANd good Robot Chicken reference too. |
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Post by danman2 on Jan 10, 2006 19:10:40 GMT -5
I liked Carlito Cool better when he was Razor Ramon
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OtisMaximus
Team Rocket
Bob Backlund implanted a ring into my forehead and I'm in Purgatory and it's not fun
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Post by OtisMaximus on Jan 10, 2006 19:53:40 GMT -5
Yes I didn't know Carlito was Razor Ramon! TSN.... always informative....
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 11, 2006 0:13:37 GMT -5
Kennedy... Kennedy! |
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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 11, 2006 0:21:20 GMT -5
Barbarino and Epstein had a small disagreement, but Mr. Kotter was there to break it up No you've got it all wrong. Shelton's mom was trying to get the gummy Venus de Milo that was stuck to Val's trunks If Shelton ever wins the WWE Title, Mama will surely say that he doesn't want it because it's un Godly and throw the camera crew out of their home. ;D ;D You win the Dennis Miller award for using the most obscure Pop-cultural references. You forgot to mention my Star Trek II reference  lol |
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 11, 2006 0:39:41 GMT -5
Seriously, if Val's junk is located in the back for easy access from behind, what kind of movies was Val making? I didn't understand how getting hit in the ass would take you down, so Val must be backwards man. |
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Post by frickinsweet on Jan 11, 2006 20:17:17 GMT -5
Cena: "When I say 'MALI'...you say 'BU'! MALI!" Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOOO!" "Doesn't this booger look like me?" "Get that away from me!" "Whaddya mean The Boogeyman haf more teef than me?" With HBK gaining in years, he has to use The Clapper to activate his flying elbow. Shelton and the purse have been pulled into Mama Benjamin's orbit. Conway finds out the hard way that you don't pull the football away from Chavo. |
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lol