Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on May 30, 2012 21:46:14 GMT -5
Who would you want your ONE teacher to be? It can be from anywhere; comics, games, movies, real people, etc.
I'd go with Piccolo. Smart and strategic.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2012 21:57:06 GMT -5
Scáthach, because then I'd have the friendship of her thighs after it's done.
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Post by hypnoticgenes on May 30, 2012 22:04:47 GMT -5
Jackie Chan. I love the way that guy fights.
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Dat Dude
Dennis Stamp
Wait, what?
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Post by Dat Dude on May 30, 2012 22:10:42 GMT -5
I'm torn between Royce Gracie and Bruce Lee.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2012 22:12:13 GMT -5
 holds seven blackbelts in Shotokan, Brazillian Jiu Jitsu, Tae Kwon Do, Kobudo, Goju Ryu with renowned Master Eddie Morales, Tang Soo Do, Wushu and Kyokushin It would be a struggle but gawd damn if you aint coming out it a literal beast. |
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Post by Hit Girl on May 30, 2012 22:12:40 GMT -5
Master Yoda (ESB version)
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on May 30, 2012 23:08:19 GMT -5
Master Roshi; either through a method to his madness or sheer luck, many of his students end up winning or at least making the semi-finals of World Martial-Arts tournaments.
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on May 30, 2012 23:10:39 GMT -5
GSP, A guy who could kick ass, but also the nicest guy in the world, who would push you but not yell at you
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on May 30, 2012 23:13:27 GMT -5
Master Roshi hands down. Not only would I kick ass, but he'd also give killer tips for picking up chicks.
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Post by HMARK Center on May 30, 2012 23:14:40 GMT -5
Don't think I have to answer this one explicitly.
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on May 30, 2012 23:23:37 GMT -5
Actually, I'd try to find somebody that knew Dim Mak. Nothing would be better than being able to get away with murder!
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Totorob101
Hank Scorpio
Glob Glob Glob
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Post by Totorob101 on May 31, 2012 4:27:41 GMT -5
Ip Man,Bruce Lee,Donnie Yen,Jet Li...any of these guys  ...Bruce most of all though |
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on May 31, 2012 4:41:48 GMT -5
Uncle Iroh.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on May 31, 2012 4:46:44 GMT -5
Viacheslav Datsik. He may be insane, but he fights in the most hilarious way possible. Plus, he beat Arlovski! Granted, it was Arlovski's first fight, but still!
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on May 31, 2012 5:27:06 GMT -5
Chris Farley. HE'S FAT AND A NINJA! HA HA HA HA! THAT'S COMEDY!!!
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Post by Bone Daddy on May 31, 2012 6:00:45 GMT -5
The Wu Tang Clan
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on May 31, 2012 6:45:50 GMT -5
The Crippled Masters
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Post by Maya Von Erich on May 31, 2012 6:55:08 GMT -5
Jackie Chan
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kidglov3s
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants her Shot
Who is Tiger Maskooo?
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Post by kidglov3s on May 31, 2012 7:16:00 GMT -5
Joe Son, so I could learn the sacred art of JoSonDo. Sure there's the whole rapist thing but it's worth the risk.  |
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on May 31, 2012 7:40:29 GMT -5
Taimak
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...Bruce most of all though
