An Amazing List of Stuff TNA Has Done

[MrBRulzOK]

Found a link to this on another message board and knew that I just had to share it with you folks. Apparently people have actually been keeping track of so much stupid stuff that TNA has been responsible for that they've made a giant list out of it.

Some of this I don't even recall while others I unfortunately do.

Take a look for yourself and be amazed, amused, or even awestruck. (Foul language is present, of course.)

[Crusty Ruffles]

I'm so glad someone actually did this.

[Deleted]

"OH SHIT, IT'S VINCE RRRUUUUUUUSSSSOOOOOOOOO!"

[Michael Coello]

This list hated Heel Don West.

Therefore, it's complete bullcrap.

[Krimzon]

This is the best website ever!

[Jimmy]

[DSR]

Don West stands on an announce table to scream GO RED GO.

;D

[Massive G]

that certainly is... comprehensive. There's a lot to laugh at, but I think my favorite is

JARRETT WINS THE TITLE (x57)

sort of sums it all up. In fact, if that was all the list contained, it would be just as ridiculous as it is now.

also, Cheex.

[Michael Coello]

Not to ruin you guys fun....Actually, I LOVE ruining your fun, but a lot of the stuff is the same bulls*** people pull from those newz site that never actually report anything like cagesideseats and all that.

You know, the same sites that can be disproved using simple logic and actual facts?

[Massive G]

wait, did Terry Taylor really send a "ham dinner" to Sunny? I sure hope so, because I don't want all this laughing to be for nothing.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

TNA starts a feud between VKM and Christy Hemme, stemming off Billy Gunn playing an asshole sexist and talking about how women belong in the kitchen making him a sandwich. This wouldn't be so bad -- except VKM were the faces, and Christy turned heel by standing up to Gunn.

To this day I still can't figure the logic behind this.

[Crusty Ruffles]

Destination X 2009. Notable wrestling journalist Bryan Alvarez actually tried to get a refund for ordering this PPV.

Did that actually happen?

[andrew8798]

It did

[bathory]

What I find the most funny is that the list of TNA wrestlecrap gets longer the older TNA gets.

[W?Y]

I am so legitimately confused at so many of these things. The slipshod grammar isn't helping, either.

I must give this list credit, though: It's entertaining to read, and it reminds me that silly sh** in TNA isn't a new concept; it's been going on since the very beginning.

[Zombo is back! Woo! Woo! Woo!]

"TNA spends several weeks hyping the debut of Trytan. He is basically a cheesy Terminator rip off with sunglasses, a leather jacket and a terrible F5 called the T-3. His only feud is with Monty Brown, which consists of Trytan pointing at Brown from the ramp at the end of his matches. They have a pretty bad 5 minute match at Destination X. Right before the finish, the lights went out and Trytan was nowhere to be seen. Instead, a masked Mideon was in the ring, who Monty proceeded to squash and pin. Mideon is never seen or mentioned again, this whole angle is never explained and Trytan is gone from the company soon after."


What?! I honestly can't belive some of this actually happended.

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Well, one thing you can say for Hogan and Bischoff's run in TNA - it's not nearly as bad as 2007 was.

[Michael Coello]

Sept 27, 2011 16:41:00 GMT -5 Zombo is back! Woo! Woo! Woo! said:

"TNA spends several weeks hyping the debut of Trytan. He is basically a cheesy Terminator rip off with sunglasses, a leather jacket and a terrible F5 called the T-3. His only feud is with Monty Brown, which consists of Trytan pointing at Brown from the ramp at the end of his matches. They have a pretty bad 5 minute match at Destination X. Right before the finish, the lights went out and Trytan was nowhere to be seen. Instead, a masked Mideon was in the ring, who Monty proceeded to squash and pin. Mideon is never seen or mentioned again, this whole angle is never explained and Trytan is gone from the company soon after."


What?! I honestly can't belive some of this actually happended.

Yeah, it happened. Middle of the Dusty Era of TNA. I don't know it was Mideon, as it was just some guy wearing a body suit, like the green guy from It's Always Sunny but all black. It was suppose to make him a mystical figure, as his hype videos showed, but it eventually got dropped as he did the squash matches thing with jobbers and then had this angle a bit after with Simon Diamond which was the precursor to Diamonds in the Rough, but it was around for 2 weeks, then I think he got released after Dusty lost power to Larry Zbysco.

[donny]

Simply amazing!

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Andrew "Test" Martin randomly debuts, goes over in the main event of Hard Justice and is never seen again.

That one sounds really bad.

Scott Hall no-shows Turning Point 2007.

Scott Hall has no-showed two TNA PPVs in the past. But this was of no concern to TNA as they simply brought him back and had him compete in another PPV match at Genesis. Hall tried on his wrestling trunks, realized how fat he was, and pulled out of yet another match just hours before showtime.

They only listed two here - which was the third no show?