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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 13, 2011 22:46:12 GMT -5
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Post by Jimmy on Oct 13, 2011 23:17:47 GMT -5
 p.s. it literally just dawned on me that he said (in his hick Jeff Hardy way) "founder". |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2011 0:47:19 GMT -5
Jeff Jarrett: Fishman MMA Expert Country Singer is a gimmick I would enjoy.
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Post by Chronos on Oct 14, 2011 0:49:09 GMT -5
Jeff Jarrett: Fishman MMA Expert Country Singer is a gimmick I would enjoy. Don't forget, he's also the King of Mexico. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2011 0:54:52 GMT -5
Jeff Jarrett: Fishman MMA Expert Country Singer is a gimmick I would enjoy. Don't forget, he's also the King of Mexico. Jeff Jarrett: FishKing MMA Expert Country Singer of Mexico Jeff Jarrett's sure had an odd career. |
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Post by Savage Gambino on Oct 14, 2011 1:50:06 GMT -5
Don't forget, he's also the King of Mexico. Jeff Jarrett: FishKing MMA Expert Country Singer of Mexico Jeff Jarrett's sure had an odd career. If we're putting it all together, he's the Chosen FishKing MMA Expert Country Singer of Mexico. Which either sounds awesome, ridiculous, or both on a resume. |
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Post by Protest the Chris Hero on Oct 14, 2011 7:30:03 GMT -5
Ah so it was suppose to be "Founder" Clearly Jeff should spend those days in Jail finally getting his promo abilities down. Hopefully he can get past the crackly teenager voice
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 14, 2011 7:48:18 GMT -5
Jeff Jarrett: FishKing MMA Expert Country Singer of Mexico Jeff Jarrett's sure had an odd career. If we're putting it all together, he's the Chosen FishKing MMA Expert Country Singer of Mexico. Which either sounds awesome, ridiculous, or both on a resume. Don't forget that he was an Aztec Warrior. |
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Post by Chronos on Oct 14, 2011 8:47:04 GMT -5
If we're putting it all together, he's the Chosen FishKing MMA Expert Country Singer of Mexico. Which either sounds awesome, ridiculous, or both on a resume. Don't forget that he was an Aztec Warrior. Jeff Jarrett. Chosen NWA North American FishKing MMA Expert Country Singing Aztec Warrior Horseman of Mexico. |
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Post by zeez on Oct 14, 2011 22:51:31 GMT -5
He also travels to gyms around the world and chokes out small children in his free time. Jarrett justs gets more and more awesome all the time.
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 15, 2011 0:28:43 GMT -5
He's also a caring father of his and other men's children.
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Post by deliridream on Oct 15, 2011 7:49:40 GMT -5
I totally thought Jeff said 'flounder.' I was sitting there thinking WTF?! I know he's an odd sorta guy and all, but still.
Now it makes so much more sense.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Oct 15, 2011 13:33:09 GMT -5
Every time Jeff Hardy talks, I keep imagining that's what Yosemite Sam sounded like in high school.
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 15, 2011 17:32:02 GMT -5
Don't forget that he was an Aztec Warrior. Jeff Jarrett. Chosen NWA North American FishKing MMA Expert Country Singing Aztec Warrior Horseman of Mexico. And King of the Mountain, can't forget that. |
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Post by donny on Oct 15, 2011 17:48:33 GMT -5
Jeff Jarrett. Chosen NWA North American FishKing MMA Expert Country Singing Aztec Warrior Horseman of Mexico. And King of the Mountain, can't forget that. What about Jeff Jarrett in "woman-beater" mode? |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Oct 15, 2011 17:50:47 GMT -5
And King of the Mountain, can't forget that. What about Jeff Jarrett in "woman-beater" mode? And he brought the term Slapnuts to the lexicon. So let's not forget his linguistic achievements. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2011 19:47:31 GMT -5
Double J: Chosen Fatherly Woman-Beating NWA North American Mountaineering Linguistic FishKing MMA Expert Country Singing Aztec Warrior Horseman of Mexico
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 16, 2011 7:18:42 GMT -5
Double J: Chosen Fatherly Woman-Beating NWA North American Mountaineering Linguistic FishKing MMA Expert Country Singing Aztec Warrior Horseman of Mexico So many characters, he won't even fit on Twitter! |
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 16, 2011 10:37:08 GMT -5
Double J: Chosen Fatherly Woman-Beating NWA North American Mountaineering Linguistic FishKing MMA Expert Country Singing Aztec Warrior Horseman of Mexico So many characters, he won't even fit on Twitter! Then he becomes a mastet of TwitLonger...thus making the title even longer in the process. |
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