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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Oct 25, 2011 16:35:30 GMT -5
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Post by derickyuki on Oct 25, 2011 16:45:30 GMT -5
A terrible match involving Luke Gallows?
SEND FOR INOKI!
Seriously: That Nigerian guy was BAD.
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Post by neuro on Oct 25, 2011 16:47:35 GMT -5
Listen to Domino's Nigeria Podcast on ArtofWrestling
Domino had a match vs Uti in a shitty arena with a bunch of fans
2 days later Luke Gallows and Uti flew out to Abuja to have a PRIVATE match for some high ranking Nigeria guy.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Oct 25, 2011 17:36:45 GMT -5
Dude used to be in the SES, now he's wrestling in a Jack Daniels shirt. Heh.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2011 23:41:20 GMT -5
It was a private exhibition.
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Post by molson5 on Oct 25, 2011 23:47:00 GMT -5
s 2 days later Luke Gallows and Uti flew out to Abuja to have a PRIVATE match for some high ranking Nigeria guy. That's hilarious. Nigerian Prince: BRING ME THE ROCK, SO HE MAY WRESTLE FOR MY AMUSEMENT!!! Nigerian Assistant: Well, sir, we can't afford the Rock. We CAN afford this guy, Luke Gallows, he used to portray an American southern, mentally challenged redneck, but now, he kind of looks like an American Biker. Nigerian Prince: That will be sufficient. |
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Oct 25, 2011 23:59:29 GMT -5
s 2 days later Luke Gallows and Uti flew out to Abuja to have a PRIVATE match for some high ranking Nigeria guy. That's hilarious. Nigerian Prince: BRING ME THE ROCK, SO HE MAY WRESTLE FOR MY AMUSEMENT!!! Nigerian Assistant: Well, sir, we can't afford the Rock. We CAN afford this guy, Luke Gallows, he used to portray an American southern, mentally challenged redneck, but now, he kind of looks like an American Biker. Nigerian Prince: That will be sufficient. Well maybe if these Nigerian Princes stopped giving away all their money to strangers on the Internet they could afford The Rock. |
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Post by neuro on Oct 26, 2011 1:43:53 GMT -5
s 2 days later Luke Gallows and Uti flew out to Abuja to have a PRIVATE match for some high ranking Nigeria guy. That's hilarious. Nigerian Prince: BRING ME THE ROCK, SO HE MAY WRESTLE FOR MY AMUSEMENT!!! Nigerian Assistant: Well, sir, we can't afford the Rock. We CAN afford this guy, Luke Gallows, he used to portray an American southern, mentally challenged redneck, but now, he kind of looks like an American Biker. Nigerian Prince: That will be sufficient. According to Domino, Nigerians only know about 2008 Smackdown Thats it. Thats why Gallows is known as Festus |
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Post by derickyuki on Oct 26, 2011 2:56:17 GMT -5
I think the real point we can take away is this: Power Uti is a terrible wrestler, and Gallows was paid a bunch to sell to this guy.
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Post by neuro on Oct 26, 2011 3:09:08 GMT -5
I think the real point we can take away is this: Power Uti is a terrible wrestler, and Gallows was paid a bunch to sell to this guy. Actually Gallows and Domino lost a ton of money because of all the ways they got screwed over by Uti |
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Post by skulldouggory on Oct 26, 2011 3:44:47 GMT -5
@ 2:56, thats a sickening bump to the outside that would make Mick Foley cringe.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 26, 2011 4:36:57 GMT -5
That's hilarious. Nigerian Prince: BRING ME THE ROCK, SO HE MAY WRESTLE FOR MY AMUSEMENT!!! Nigerian Assistant: Well, sir, we can't afford the Rock. We CAN afford this guy, Luke Gallows, he used to portray an American southern, mentally challenged redneck, but now, he kind of looks like an American Biker. Nigerian Prince: That will be sufficient. According to Domino, Nigerians only know about 2008 Smackdown Thats it. Thats why Gallows is known as Festus Someone tell Brian Kendrick! He could totally make bank if he reprised his The Brian Kendrick gimmick. |
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Post by Cam on Oct 26, 2011 4:40:58 GMT -5
Super.....Festus?
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Post by skulldouggory on Oct 26, 2011 4:57:15 GMT -5
I noticed that too. I also like how Kayfabe lives in Nigeria! |
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Post by derickyuki on Oct 26, 2011 5:19:52 GMT -5
I think the real point we can take away is this: Power Uti is a terrible wrestler, and Gallows was paid a bunch to sell to this guy. Actually Gallows and Domino lost a ton of money because of all the ways they got screwed over by Uti A more "hands-on" approach to the Nigerian scam e-mails? "Mister Super Festus - I have a business proposition for you..." EDIT: I do, however, like the fact that Uti channeld Maxx Payne and played his own entrance music. |
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Post by johnnyk9 on Oct 26, 2011 5:32:41 GMT -5
I wonder how much they charged for this event?
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Post by bestthateverdidit on Oct 26, 2011 12:43:35 GMT -5
I never knew TNA were doing house shows in Nigeria!
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Post by derangedhermit on Oct 26, 2011 12:44:47 GMT -5
Isn't Power Uti the well endowed guy with serious connections in Mick Foley's first book?
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Post by neuro on Oct 26, 2011 12:50:57 GMT -5
Apparently in Nigeria they like to put "Super" in front of names Go figure |
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Post by Trip Fisk a.k.a. Foley is Good on Oct 26, 2011 14:24:49 GMT -5
Not the match, but...
PUNCH HIM IN THE BALLS
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