I don't watch Smackdown but here's some captions!

[lildude8218]

Mark Henry was determined to teach this young boy to swim



Melina: *snaps fingers and shakes head* Nuh uh! Oh no you didn't!



Batista: Duuuude...seriously. I am so not stoned. I am so cool to drive right now bro



30 years after Antonio Inoki vs Muhammad Ali we have Batista vs Fat Lennox Lewis



Charles Robinson: *pouts* No Melina entrance tonight, I'm a sad panda



This definitely was not the time nor place for a Chicken Fight



Nelson were back and ready to kick Batista's Loverboy loving ass!



and then Kronik came back to kick Rey Mysterio's ass!



Everyone was amazed when Joey's head spun around on his neck



That's 3...3 missing teeth! HAHAHA *lightning bolt*

OR



Did Benoit just say "3 minutes"?



Booker jumped up suddenly when he realized that commentating was the beginning of the end of Stevie Ray's career too



Silly Randy Orton thinks you say "WHOOOOOOO" during every chinlock too



QUICK! My contact fell out!



Chris Benoit cuts himself shaving once again. Damn you Mach 3!



Matt completely misunderstands the "I got your nose" trick and searches for his nose in JBL's kneepad



Matt had never been on a porn set quite like this before



This was looking to be the best Prince video in YEARS



Dr. Boogeyman thinks that Jillian swallowed a bunch of squid eggs...



On the next episode of Zoobilee Zoo...



ALLLLL BYYYYYY MYSELFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!



Queer Eye for the Straight Guy strikes again!



And here we see the perils of Dancing on the Ceiling



What a way to interrupt the YMCA...



HAHAHA! Waffles! I get it now!



Doug and Danny Basham got a package from Balco for Christmas



Mike/Todd was amazed by London's reverse Swanton Bomb on the Invisible Man



The Gyminis were chuckling because Simon Dean didn't know about the picture of Conan O'Brien on his back

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

"WWE proudly presents to you, another 'what the hell are they thinking, who could POSSIBLY THING THIS IS GOING TO WORK?? MARK FREAKIN HENRY' moment, from the company that brought you al wilson and the pat patterson/gerald briscoe evening gown match"

[Phoenix]

I just love the fact that the guy in the front row is staring down her top

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

i didnt see this edition of smackdown, what the hell is actually going on in that photo?

[lildude8218]

drbackflipshoffman said:

i didnt see this edition of smackdown, what the hell is actually going on in that photo?

i think i read that he was shoving worms up her skirt but i didn't catch smackdown either so i could be wrong. i haven't been able to see any of the show for weeks because i have a weekly friday night thing at 9 and the orlando magic games have been preempting the show so i can't even watch the first half

[Shy Guy]

i'm a cowboy....ON A STEEL HORSE I RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

[Psy]

Tmiz, your sig is cracking me the hell up everytime I see it... kudos.

[FHgrad99]

Kid Kash had a surprisingly good performance in the Cruiserweight toss.

Or

Juvi: "Oh great! Even gravity has heat with me too! Ahhh!"



One of the Shane Twins also put up a good performance in the Cruiserweight toss.

[The Blue Blazer]

The Crippler gets confused when he signals a Horseman reunion.

[gatorboy]

how do you post pictures?

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

Caption 1:
Gross, look what the Boogeyman pulled out from Jilian's ass! If he pulls out Jim Ross' head though, I'm changing the channel.

Caption 2:
Lenny learned a lot of disturbing news about his sexual tastes when he realizes that this was one of the hottest things he had ever seen in his life.

[Mad Johnny Maxx]

Suddenly, the gentleman in the first row realized that the growth on Jullian's face shrank after this little proctology procedure.