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Post by Threadkiller [Classic] on Aug 30, 2012 18:26:46 GMT -5
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Post by WarChief on Aug 30, 2012 18:34:46 GMT -5
So, it was just Transformers with Turtles instead of an original movie? Of course they had to be aliens, or how else would he have been able to copy/past 90% of his old movie.
f*** Michael Bay, he's just as bad as Paul W.S. Anderson.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Aug 30, 2012 18:40:04 GMT -5
I'm willing to put up as much money as it takes to keep Michael Bay from making movies like this. Anyone else in?
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Post by Krimzon on Aug 30, 2012 18:45:47 GMT -5
Michael Bay needs to be banned from making ANY movie. My God the man has no shame!
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Aug 30, 2012 18:48:09 GMT -5
Someone needs to make a photoshop or gif putting Michael Bay getting beat up by the Ninja Turtles.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Aug 30, 2012 18:49:15 GMT -5
This thing really is the new Superman Flyby, isn't it?
And if Bay is telling the truth when he says the script was written before he came on board, some hack writer must have heard a rumor and really wanted to tickle his fancy.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Aug 30, 2012 18:51:35 GMT -5
I know why this movie was even considered........  |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Aug 30, 2012 18:51:43 GMT -5
So this is, what, the third different thread on this in the past five days?
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Post by Red Impact on Aug 30, 2012 19:20:35 GMT -5
I still think the James Cameron Spider-Man movie would have been worse
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Aug 30, 2012 19:38:44 GMT -5
I still think the James Cameron Spider-Man movie would have been worse what was the idea for that? |
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Post by Michael Coello on Aug 30, 2012 19:40:32 GMT -5
So this is, what, the third different thread on this in the past five days? Cause we love turtles? honestly, I would have loved to see what Bay could have done with GI Joe. That was pretty much the G-rated version of a Michael Bay film. |
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Post by celticjobber on Aug 30, 2012 19:42:52 GMT -5
I still think the James Cameron Spider-Man movie would have been worse what was the idea for that? The only things I remember are that it probably would have been R-rated and Arnold Schwarzenegger might have been Doc Ock. |
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 30, 2012 19:53:00 GMT -5
I think it sounds amazing.
Maybe the squeal could have had sharktopus or dinocroc.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2012 19:55:25 GMT -5
Oh Michael...
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Post by juvijuiceisloose on Aug 30, 2012 20:08:37 GMT -5
f*** Michael Bay, he's just as bad as Paul W.S. Anderson. They both have these warped views of women, even though they're on opposite sides of the spectrum. Bay sees women as nothing but window dressing and thinks he can get away with replacing one hot girl with another even though she's not even an actress. Meanwhile, the Main Women in Anderson's movies are always the hottest, sexiest, toughest, smartest, most awesomest women on the planet. I think him casting his wife in all of these roles may have something to do with that. One guy sees women as useless and the other guy overly worships them. You don't need Sigmund Freud to see what's going on here. |
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Post by Red Impact on Aug 30, 2012 21:00:33 GMT -5
I still think the James Cameron Spider-Man movie would have been worse what was the idea for that? Doc Ock and Peter Parker are bitten by the same radioactive spider, and both call themselves Spider-man. Doc Ock has a sidekick name Weiner and calls his arms Waldo and his main goal is to try to steal Peter Parker's physic's paper about planetary alignment or some crap. www.dailyscript.com/scripts/spider_man_cohen_newson_cameron_8_4_93draft.html |
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Post by agent817 on Aug 30, 2012 21:07:01 GMT -5
f*** Michael Bay, he's just as bad as Paul W.S. Anderson. They both have these warped views of women, even though they're on opposite sides of the spectrum. Bay sees women as nothing but window dressing and thinks he can get away with replacing one hot girl with another even though she's not even an actress. Meanwhile, the Main Women in Anderson's movies are always the hottest, sexiest, toughest, smartest, most awesomest women on the planet. I think him casting his wife in all of these roles may have something to do with that. One guy sees women as useless and the other guy overly worships them. You don't need Sigmund Freud to see what's going on here. When you look at how the women in college in Transformers 2 were mostly hot, that just shows what Michael Bay had in mind. Every female student at that college was a looker. Not to mention closeup shots of female anatomy. Look at the closeup camera shot in Transformers 1 when Megan Fox was working on the car. Also, remember how Bad Boys II had that club scene with a lot of half naked women dancing and the floor camera angle? |
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Post by Sc on Aug 30, 2012 21:20:01 GMT -5
I read one where Electro and Sandman are the villains and Spider-man has sex with or possibly rapes Mary Jane on top of the Brooklyn Bridge. Cameron was mad at Fox for not paying to get the rights, “For a couple hundred thousand dollars in legal fees they could have had a $2 billion franchise. They blew it.” www.teako170.com/cameron.html |
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Post by Red Impact on Aug 30, 2012 21:23:44 GMT -5
I read one where Electro and Sandman are the villains and Spider-man has sex with or possibly rapes Mary Jane on top of the Brooklyn Bridge. Cameron was mad at Fox for not paying to get the rights, “For a couple hundred thousand dollars in legal fees they could have had a $2 billion franchise. They blew it.” www.teako170.com/cameron.htmlIt's amazing that this is the same mind behind one of the greatest action movies ever. Granted, he ripped the initial concept from Harlan Ellison, but still, he thought that was a good idea. |
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Post by Krimzon on Aug 30, 2012 21:26:21 GMT -5
I read one where Electro and Sandman are the villains and Spider-man has sex with or possibly rapes Mary Jane on top of the Brooklyn Bridge. Cameron was mad at Fox for not paying to get the rights, “For a couple hundred thousand dollars in legal fees they could have had a $2 billion franchise. They blew it.” www.teako170.com/cameron.htmlBoth of those movies would've been awesome. |
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