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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 3, 2012 19:55:27 GMT -5
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Yo momma's so fat, your father no longer finds her attractive and it's destroying their marriage
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Sept 3, 2012 19:57:09 GMT -5
Yo mamma so ugly, she has major self-esteem issues.
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Post by Orange on Sept 3, 2012 19:59:46 GMT -5
Yo' momma so ugly, she very well may die alone.
........don't look too deep into the obvious logical problems present.
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Sept 3, 2012 20:01:44 GMT -5
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Sept 3, 2012 20:11:15 GMT -5
Your mother is so ugly she doesn't really look like a woman at all... but more like a man.
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Rican
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Post by Rican on Sept 3, 2012 20:32:17 GMT -5
Did Wilmer Valderama ever really host a show on MTV where contestants battled with Yo Momma jokes or did I dream the whole thing?
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 3, 2012 20:34:07 GMT -5
Did Wilmer Valderama ever really host a show on MTV where contestants battled with Yo Momma jokes or did I dream the whole thing? I think you're right
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Sept 3, 2012 20:37:10 GMT -5
Did Wilmer Valderama ever really host a show on MTV where contestants battled with Yo Momma jokes or did I dream the whole thing? I think you're right I knew that there was a Yo Momma show, but I don't think I remember it being hosted by Fez himself.
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Post by dlg3000 on Sept 3, 2012 20:40:31 GMT -5
There was an MTV show that was hosted by Valderrama called YoMamma. It was around the time Nick Cannon hosted Wild n'Out.
Yo momma is so fat, she woke up in different time zones.
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H-Virus
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Post by H-Virus on Sept 3, 2012 20:41:33 GMT -5
Yo Momma so fat, she got diabetes!
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Sept 3, 2012 20:42:56 GMT -5
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Post by Dub H on Sept 3, 2012 20:51:55 GMT -5
Yo Momma is so dumb,that once she scored C- in highschool!
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Sept 3, 2012 20:58:36 GMT -5
Yo Momma is such a stupid whore that she gave me a blowjob because I told her it would help my unemployment.
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Post by Lazy peon on Sept 3, 2012 22:45:45 GMT -5
Yo momma's breathe is so bad, it smells like propane gas.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Sept 3, 2012 22:58:58 GMT -5
Yo momma's breathe is so bad, it smells like propane gas. Now you've gone too far! Propane is colorless and odorless. What you smell is another gas, added for your protection.
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Demented
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Post by Demented on Sept 3, 2012 23:11:57 GMT -5
Yo momma is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale in the bathroom.
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AFN: Judge Shred
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Sept 3, 2012 23:17:38 GMT -5
Yo Momma so fat, when she wears an X-men tshirt, helicopters try to land on her.
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Hawk Hart
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Sold his organs.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 3, 2012 23:23:00 GMT -5
Yo momma's so dumb that she often finds simple concepts harder to grasp than most would.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Sept 3, 2012 23:26:19 GMT -5
Yo momma so ugly, when people walk past her they whisper "man, she's really ugly."
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Knailsic From Now On
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Sept 3, 2012 23:26:23 GMT -5
Yo Mama so old that she was there for important historical events
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