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Post by BorneAgain on Sept 3, 2012 23:27:58 GMT -5
Yo momma so fat that her very sad existence renders the "Yo Momma" joke too depressing to actually utilize in reference to her.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Sept 4, 2012 1:03:51 GMT -5
Yo momma is a very nice lady, tell her I appreciate the cupcakes she made, they were delicious.
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TCM
Don Corleone
The Outcome Justifies Even the Biggest Lie
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Post by TCM on Sept 4, 2012 1:09:26 GMT -5
Did Wilmer Valderama ever really host a show on MTV where contestants battled with Yo Momma jokes or did I dream the whole thing? I think you're right Is it so sad that I really liked that show at one point?
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Sept 4, 2012 11:52:55 GMT -5
You're momma's so stupid, she recently scored below average on an IQ test.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Sept 4, 2012 12:58:06 GMT -5
Ahem....
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Post by dlg3000 on Sept 4, 2012 13:06:43 GMT -5
Yo momma is so old everytime she had a bright idea, a lightbulb didn't pop up. What popped up wasn't a gaslight either. It was a caveman carrying a torch.
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ibdude
Don Corleone
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Post by ibdude on Sept 4, 2012 14:11:41 GMT -5
Yo momma so ugly that people hate to look at her.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
Spent half my life here, God help me
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Sept 4, 2012 14:33:38 GMT -5
Yo momma is so promiscuous, you have many brothers and sisters.
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Post by Slapcrunk on Sept 4, 2012 16:56:52 GMT -5
Yo momma is such a bad cook, that I'd rather order a pizza than eat the food she makes.
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Sept 4, 2012 17:01:39 GMT -5
roses are read violets are blue yo mamma is so fat she can't read this message
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because she's fat!
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H-Virus
Hank Scorpio
A Real Contagious Experience
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Post by H-Virus on Sept 4, 2012 17:25:53 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat, she went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant!
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Post by dlg3000 on Sept 4, 2012 18:29:29 GMT -5
Yo momma is so old, George Washington was a ring bearer at her wedding.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Sept 4, 2012 18:49:03 GMT -5
Yo momma is so old that I bet you need more than one birthday cake to hold all the candles! Burn.
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ibdude
Don Corleone
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Post by ibdude on Sept 4, 2012 18:50:47 GMT -5
Yo momma so stinky because she doesn't take showers.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 4, 2012 18:56:49 GMT -5
Yo Mamma So fat smaller fat mamma's Orbit her in some weird Fat Mamma Solar System
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ibdude
Don Corleone
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Post by ibdude on Sept 4, 2012 18:58:24 GMT -5
Yo momma so fat she has to wear big people clothes!
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Post by baronmlucafont on Sept 4, 2012 19:01:48 GMT -5
Yo momma's butt is so big that it puts the butts of Jennifer Lopez, Vida Guerrera & Kim Kardashian to shame
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Big L
Grimlock
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Post by Big L on Sept 4, 2012 21:45:24 GMT -5
Yo momma is a very nice lady, tell her I appreciate the cupcakes she made, they were delicious. Lol!
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 4, 2012 23:54:26 GMT -5
To mamma's so fat, TLC has offered her a reality show.....Twice!
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Post by stinger on Sept 5, 2012 0:51:45 GMT -5
Yo mama so fat, she has knee and back pain due to the extra stress placed on them by her excessive weight.
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