Burst
El Dandy
*inarticulate squawking*
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Post by Burst on Sept 5, 2012 19:54:16 GMT -5
You can probably guess what this thread was inspired by. Triple H, much like Edge, even took the initiative and got it cut short -before- it started looking awful, which is more than I can say for a lot of aging wrestlers who didn't get the memo that they're not young anymore. The biggest two offenders, off the top of my head, have already been mentioned... HBK... ...you're retired. You don't have to impress anyone any longer. You may still be The Heartbreak Kid, but the last part of your moniker grows increasingly, tediously outdated with each passing day. A haircut and trying to avoid the "deranged hobo" look with a shave every now and then would definitely pull you slightly closer to Kid territory again. Moreso than keeping the stringy disheveled look. And the other primary offender... Dude, we know you had awesome hair in the 80's. You have even less of an excuse than HBK for keeping it up, let alone bleaching it, which only makes the stringiness worse. Just let it go, Michael.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2012 20:07:11 GMT -5
Long hair just looks better. It's a wrestler thing.
HBK needs to keep it. Michael Hayes just needs to grow his mustache higher on his lip.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2012 20:12:31 GMT -5
Big Sexy is pretty well at the border, I'd say. I thought his wily salt and pepper mane during his time in TNA was truly a thing of beauty, but then he dipped back over to the E so Punk could make fun of him, got a dye job and...yeah. I think it's time, Kev.
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Sept 5, 2012 20:13:14 GMT -5
Never.
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Sept 5, 2012 20:13:41 GMT -5
Big Sexy is pretty well at the border, I'd say. I thought his wily salt and pepper mane during his time in TNA was truly a thing of beauty, but then he dipped back over to the E so Punk could make fun of him, got a dye job and...yeah. I think it's time, Kev. He already cut it.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2012 20:15:46 GMT -5
A couple times actually
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Jimmy
Grimlock
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Post by Jimmy on Sept 5, 2012 20:18:28 GMT -5
Ricky Morton.
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Post by Slanted and Enchanted on Sept 5, 2012 20:19:24 GMT -5
And Nash is one of the few older guys who looks better with long hair actually.
Bret Hart needs to age gracefully and cut it. Matt Hardy needs to cut it...and to also find an office job. Edge could have gone a few more years with longer hair. He is still young and in good shape.
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Post by juvijuiceisloose on Sept 5, 2012 20:25:13 GMT -5
Those dreads are starting to go back farther and farther.
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Post by Spearmint* on Sept 5, 2012 21:05:58 GMT -5
Soon the transformation will be complete,
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Post by lifetimenj on Sept 5, 2012 21:12:06 GMT -5
The whole time I watched the Bret/Shawn rivalry I thought Bret would be better suited with short hair.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Sept 5, 2012 21:15:20 GMT -5
You can probably guess what this thread was inspired by. Triple H, much like Edge, even took the initiative and got it cut short -before- it started looking awful, which is more than I can say for a lot of aging wrestlers who didn't get the memo that they're not young anymore. The biggest two offenders, off the top of my head, have already been mentioned... HBK... I remember this being on WWE.com photoshopped and coloring in more hair.
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Post by lewis1711 on Sept 5, 2012 21:19:08 GMT -5
HBK to return in 2012 with a skullet, dancing to "I'm Just a Sexy Boy" using a cane.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2012 21:50:36 GMT -5
Meh who cares. You're old, rich, famous, and retired. Probably with wife and kids. Who really cares at this point. More power to you.
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El Hijo De Slapnuts
Samurai Cop
Really waiting for Minoru Suzuki to face off with a live gator.....
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Post by El Hijo De Slapnuts on Sept 5, 2012 21:55:07 GMT -5
HBK for sure, no amount of Bosley can cure that spaghetti head.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Sept 5, 2012 23:00:50 GMT -5
Not an older guy, but Drew needs to cut that mane down to size. There's awesome long hair and then there's stupidly long. Drew's is a good eight inches into the latter.
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Post by Kay Faban on Sept 5, 2012 23:02:59 GMT -5
HBK doesn't have enough hair on top of his to cut it short. He'd have to Austin/Angle style which I dont see happening.
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sensi
AC Slater
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Post by sensi on Sept 6, 2012 2:07:48 GMT -5
Drew. Heyman. Ventura.
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Post by worldsstrongestman on Sept 6, 2012 2:10:30 GMT -5
Mark Henry.
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Jeremy
Hank Scorpio
Horse of a Different Color
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Post by Jeremy on Sept 6, 2012 2:28:36 GMT -5
Does Jimmy Valiant have hair or am I thinking of his beard?
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