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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 1, 2012 16:40:10 GMT -5
The Alex Shelley with the Border City Stretch
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 16:42:07 GMT -5
*Shelley whips Hardy into the ropes. As he bounces back, he ducks under Shelley’s attempted clothesline, runs up the ropes and hit’s the Whisper in the Wind! Cover…* ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT! *Hardy stands up and argues with referee Brian Stiffler. Stiffler insists the count was two, while Hardy accuses him of a false count…* Tenay: Jeff Hardy is convinced he had the match won. Diamond: The only problem being that he didn’t, so he should be more worried about the match, which is still going. *As Hardy and Stiffler continue to argue, Shelley runs up behind Hardy and dragon suplex’s him! The impact of the suplex sends Hardy through the ropes to the outside!* Diamond: Like I was alluding to, Tenay. Hardy took his eye off the ball and paid for it. *As Hardy tries to regroup on the outside, Shelley reaches into his tights and pulls out some money, which he hands to Stiffler.* Here’s that twenty bucks I owe you.Tenay: Speaking of paying… Diamond: Now that’s just wrong, Michael. Everyone knows you don’t pay the ref BEFORE you’ve won the match! *Hardy is fuming on the outside. He then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bottle.* Diamond: Kids, if you want to be like Jeff Hardy, take your vitamins. Tenay: Are you sure that’s good advice to give kids? Diamond: …I’m still on the fence about it, actually. *Hardy takes a couple of… “vitamins”, then rolls back into the ring. Shelley charges him, but Hardy back body drop’s him, then… Slowly… Runs the ropes… Bounces off them… Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying… Cloooooooooooothesliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! Cover…* Diamond: Hardy… may… have him… ONNNNNNNNNNNNNE…
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… Diamond: KIIIIIIICKOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUT! *Hardy… Slooooooooooooooooowly… Pulls Shelley up… And slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaams him… He climbs to… The top rope… Diiiiiiiiiiving… Leeeeeeeeeeeeegggggggggggggggg…. Drooooooooooooopppppppppppppppppp! Cover…* ONNNNNNNNNNNNNE…
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
KIIIIIIICKOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUT! Tenay: This is surreal… *Hardy… Climbs back… Up top… He goes… To jump… But Shelley… Mooooooooooooooves! Hardy crashes to the mat… And Shelley begins stomping him and we’re back to normal speed! Diamond: Wow, that was a trip, Tenay! Tenay: You realize… “vitamins” don’t work that way, right? *Shelley pulls Hardy up and goes for the Sliced Bread Number 2, but as he runs up the rope, Hardy throws him off, leaving Shelley uncomfortably perched on the top turnbuckle. Hardy yanks his head so that he's hanging upside down, then backs up to the opposite corner. He charges, dropkick to the face! Shelley crumples to the mat, Hardy pulls him out of the corner and climbs to the top rope.* Tenay: This might do it... *Hardy goes for the Swanton, but Shelley rolls out of the way!* Diamond: Hardy missed and pays for it! *Shelley gets to his feet and pulls Hardy up... SHELLSHOCK! Cover...* ONE!
TWO!
THREE! Borash: The winner of this match, Alex Shelley! Tenay: And Alex Shelley continues his run for gold! Diamond: Indeed it was another strong showing for Mr. Shelley, but next week, he now has to contend with one KCW. I suspect a tougher challenge in the semifinals. Tenay: You may be right, but for now Shelley celebrates his victory. *Shelley plays to the crowd before exiting the ring.* Tenay: Last week on Impact, it appeared that Bobby Roode had finally achieved his goal of earning a shot at the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. However, it turned out that Sting and Kurt Angle had laid a trap that Roode bought into, hook, line and sinker! Diamond: It was a marvelous, if not cruel deception on the part of Sting and Angle. Sting then went on to challenge Roode to a match at Bound For Glory. Tenay: And he also made this next match, Roode taking on the newest member of The Revelation, Hernandez! *Sting is in the rafters with Abyss and Hernandez.* It has begun. The Countdown to Judgment Day. Bound For Glory.
Bobby Roode, you have proven yourself to be unworthy of what The Revelation was willing to give you. We offered you atonement, you chose sin. We offered you fellowship, you chose selfishness. We offered you the chance to be part of something bigger than you could possibly fathom.
You chose short term personal glory.
The Revelation is not about personal agendas. It’s not about losing yourself. That is why Brother Dinero and Sister Valerie were deemed unsuitable.
Abyss was given the opportunity to change his destiny. I offered him his freedom. He chose to follow his heart.
Hernandez has shown himself to be a true warrior, a fighter.
Bobby, they have all the qualities you lack.
Brother Hernandez. Tonight you will face the traitor himself. Bobby Roode must pay for his sins. Not only against The Revelation but against TNA as a whole.
I told you that I did some research on Taeler Hendrix. Bobby, by bringing her to TNA, you have unleashed a pox upon this company. You have delivered Pandora, you have delivered Eve, you have delivered Jezebel. You have welcomed into TNA a plague that could rot the foundation of this establishment. If she is allowed to do as such.
But she will not be. For I have found another warrior. An Amazon, if you will. One who can and WILL bring down your demonic hellcat. Her name is Tara. And she will be seeing you tomorrow night.
But to stay focused on right now. Tonight, Hernandez vs. Bobby Roode. Bobby, you can expect only a small sampling of what ultimately awaits you on October fourteenth…*Hernandez steps forward.* Bobby Roode.
I will see you in the ring.*Abyss, Sting and Hernandez all take a knee as the spotlight fades, engulfing them all in darkness as we fade out.* |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 16:45:04 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a ten minute time limit. Off The Chain*Bobby Roode and Taeler Hendrix walk out, Roode not looking the least bit happy.* Borash: Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds, Bobby Roode! Tenay: Last week, Roode was elated upon defeating Austin Aries, believing he had earned a shot at the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. But that elation soon turned to disappointment, then anger. Diamond: Indeed, as Mr. Roode learned he had been deceived by Sting and Kurt Angle. They tricked him and he believed them. What they did was dishonest and should bring Mr. Angle’s reign as Management Director under question for sure! *Taeler has the microphone.* Ladies and gentlemen, please shut up and pay attention!*The crowd boos.* Standing before you right now is a god among men! He is the only man to have logged TEN successful TNA Television Championship matches! He is a former Champion who never even lost his title! And if it weren’t the devious and unethical actions of Sting and Kurt Angle, he would STILL be the TNA Television Champion right now!
Ladies and gentlemen, give him a warm welcome please…
BOBBY ROODE!*Roode takes the microphone as the crowd boos.* You all have a lot of nerve booing me right now. I was the victim, damn it! I was the one who got screwed over! Kurt Angle, what business do you have trying to screw with your talent the way you did?!
And Sting, who the hell gave you the right to try and screw with my career?! You want to judge me for looking out for myself? Then tell me where following you got me? I was the low man on the Revelation totem pole! You claim it was a brotherhood, but it was all about you, Sting!
Did I deserve to be punished for changing my fate? For wanting to be more than “a part of something bigger than myself”?
Sting, Angle. Mark my words. I will make sure you both pay for screwing with me.
You’ll both pay.*Roode drops the microphone.* Stand UpBorash: And his opponent, from Houston, Texas, weighing in at two hundred and eighty five pounds, Hernandez! Tenay: Last week, Hernandez was named the newest member of The Revelation by Sting. Diamond: Normally I would say that being aligned with a veteran like Sting is advantageous to one’s career. But The Stinger’s actions towards those who follow him have led me to wonder about his true motives… Bobby Roode vs. Hernandez
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 16:45:25 GMT -5
Roode with a clothesline called hint.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 1, 2012 16:46:37 GMT -5
M, that thing we discussed? We'll do it for next week. How about tomorrow? Because we NEED to get it done. Sure. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 16:46:55 GMT -5
Wow this show is moving fast.
Roode is compelled to slam Hernandez THROUGH the ring!
Yep, rest of the show's cancelled, folks!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 16:47:32 GMT -5
How about tomorrow? Because we NEED to get it done. Sure. Alright, send me your part when you get a chance, man. |
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Post by TOO SWEET on Oct 1, 2012 16:48:59 GMT -5
BOBBY ROO with a Kangaroo Kick.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 16:49:19 GMT -5
Wow this show is moving fast. Roode is compelled to slam Hernandez THROUGH the ring! Yep, rest of the show's cancelled, folks! We don't have to cancel. We can just have Gail strip on the roof of the Impact Zone until they get it fixed. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 16:55:30 GMT -5
*Roode unleashes a flurry of punches, then nails Hernandez with a boot to the gut. He hooks him for a suplex, but Hernandez blocks it, then hit’s a suplex of his own! Cover…* ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT! *Hernandez pulls Roode up and lifts him over his shoulder, slam! He runs the ropes, coming down on Roode with a leg drop! Cover…* ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT! *Hernandez pulls Roode up and whips him into the corner. He charges, crashing into Roode with full force! As Roode staggers out of the corner, Hernandez grabs him and lifts him up for the Border Toss! But before he can hit the move, Roode somehow finds a way to roll through into a sunset flip pin! Taeler grabs one of Roode’s hands as Brian Hebner goes down to make the count…* ONE!
TWO!
THREE! Borash: The winner of this match, Bobby Roode! Tenay: And Roode steals yet another victory! Diamond: Hey, that was an amazing comeback win, Michael! Hernandez dominated, but Roode persevered, waited for his chance and now he’s the winner! *Roode and Taeler celebrate outside the ring while in the ring, Hernandez seethes.* Diamond: So much for Sting’s revamped Revelation, huh Tenay? Tenay: This may have been a minor setback, but you can be sure Sting won’t rest until he feels he’s finished of Bobby Roode. Diamond: Well Sting may have lofty goals, but he’s not the only one. At Bound For Glory, Joey Ryan challenges Eric Young for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. Tonight however, Ryan will have to face an unnamed opponent of Young’s choosing. Tenay: Backstage now is Joey Ryan to talk about that match… Joey Ryan is backstage. So tonight, I face an unnamed opponent who happens to have been handpicked by Eric Young. EY, I know you’ve gotta be worried about Bound For Glory, and you should be. After all, I already showed the world how I have your number.
I anticipate that you’re going to try and “surprise” me tonight, Eric. Instead of Morgan or Devon, you’ll bring out someone I’d NEVER see coming. Maybe someone who you think is a superior competitor. Someone who you feel is capable of injuring me ahead of our big match.
It almost seems too perfect, huh? The entire TNA roster at your disposal and you can choose literally ANYONE. Well let me lay it all out on the table for ya, Mr. World Champion…
Joey Ryan ain’t gonna roll over and play dead! I am the Magnum Warrior and I came to TNA to be A BIG TIME PLAYER! You think that you’re gonna scare me away? You think you can have someone else take me out so you won’t have to get your hands dirty? Well think again, EY EY OH!
What doing tonight is sending out the equivalent of a problem solver. But I’m not gonna be their problem, oh no Eric. See, come Bound For Glory, I plan on being YOUR problem. So send anyone you want out there tonight! It doesn’t matter if it’s The Monster Abyss, The Icon Sting, The Drunken Cowboy James Storm, The Future Chris Sabin, The Future Frankie Kazarian, The Phenomenal AJ Styles, The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels, The Samoan Eating Machine Samoa Joe, The New York Eating Machine Brother Fatty, KCW, TMC, everyone who ever wrestled in ECW, or even Mike Tenay.
Because I will beat them, Eric. I’ll beat whoever you put in front of me. Then…
I’m coming for your title.Ryan puts his fingers together like a gun and “shoots” at the camera before walking off. |
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 1, 2012 16:56:42 GMT -5
Gail Kim's too busy stripping in my dressing room Mac.
I hear ODB's available...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 16:57:35 GMT -5
Backstage, Eric Young is sitting down with a pad and paper, meticulously taking notes. The camera zooms out, and it is the Ryan vs Young match that ended in a draw that EY is studying.
In the footage, Eric picks up Joey Ryan for a suplex, only for Joey to slip out the back. Young pauses the footage and writes something down. The footage continues and Ryan bounces off the ropes and nails a dropkick. Eric pauses it again, shaking his head in disapproval as he continues scouting.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Oct 1, 2012 16:58:51 GMT -5
No reveals from the short EY promo.
You'll never see this opponent coming, M.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 17:00:05 GMT -5
Tenay: Coming up next folks is our main event! Diamond: Last week, Joey Ryan and the TNA World Heavyweight Champion Eric Young met face to face ahead of their Bound For Glory main event. Tonight, Ryan will face an opponent of Young’s choosing, while Ryan shall choose the Champion’s opponent tomorrow night… Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with a fifteen minute time limit and it is your TNA Impact main event! Joey Ryan ThemeBorash: Introducing first, from Hollywood, California, weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds, Joey “Magnum” Ryan! Tenay: Just a shy of three months into his TNA career, Joey Ryan is in preparation for the biggest match he’s ever competed in! Diamond: Thirteen days, Michael. That’s all that stands between Joey Ryan and the apex of his career, perhaps the apex of his entire life. Borash: And his opponent… InternationalBorash: From Manchester, England, weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds, he is one half of the TNA World Tag Team Champions, Doug Williams! Tenay: Wow! I didn't see that coming! Diamond: Brilliant move by Eric Young! Of all the people Ryan probably expected, I doubt Doug Williams was at the top of that list. Young has blindsided Ryan and I love it! Main Event: Joey Ryan vs. Doug Williams
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 17:01:19 GMT -5
WHAT?! HUH?! WHO?! WILLIAMS?!
I'M SHOCKED!!!
Ryan with That 70's Hint!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Oct 1, 2012 17:01:52 GMT -5
SWERVE~!~!~!
...Ryan with a Mustache Ride.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 17:02:36 GMT -5
I really like writing for Simon Diamond, just because it means I can use words like "apex".
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Post by TOO SWEET on Oct 1, 2012 17:04:02 GMT -5
I already like him more than Sadler, but thats mainly because I had no clue who Hermie Sadler was/is. Plus a face/heel dynamic for commentary is a lot more fun to write.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 17:09:32 GMT -5
Yeah, having a heel commentator also allows me to have someone take the side of the heels, something I tried to do with Hermie at times, but it never felt right.
Simon's back tomorrow, too. And he's going to have a problem with someone...
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Oct 1, 2012 17:12:35 GMT -5
Ryan with a Ryanoplasty!
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