TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Oct 1, 2012 16:09:42 GMT -5
But the million dollar question is this, Spartan: Who do you think came up with this idea, Macman or me? Flustered character. Sexual Misinterpretations. Crowd chant going along with it. I'm going to hedge my bets and assume it was you, M.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 16:12:35 GMT -5
But the million dollar question is this, Spartan: Who do you think came up with this idea, Macman or me? Flustered character. Sexual Misinterpretations. Crowd chant going along with it. I'm going to hedge my bets and assume it was you, M. Wrong, as hard as that may be to believe.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 16:13:08 GMT -5
I did come up with the chant, though.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 1, 2012 16:13:39 GMT -5
Hamada with the AP Cross to Angelina
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 16:14:25 GMT -5
*Melanie slams Gail to the mat, then tag’s Angelina. Angelina enters the ring and steps right on Gail’s stomach! Gail coughs and gags as Angelina digs her foot in.* What’s the matter, Gail?! Can’t “stomach” the abuse?!*Angelina laughs at her own joke before removing her foot, only to drop her elbow right on Gail’s chest! Cover…* ONE!
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KICKOUT! *Angelina pulls Gail up by the hair and drags her to her corner, where she tag’s Velvet. Velvet enters the ring slaps Gail across the face! She then shoots her into the ropes. As Gail bounces back, Velvet fells her with a clothesline! She pulls her up and applies a front facelock. She then throws one of Gail’s arms over her shoulder and hoists her up… Suplex! Velvet in for the cover…* ONE!
TWO! *But Mickie pulls her off! Referee Brian Hebner forces Mickie back to the corner, allowing Velvet to drag Gail over to her corner and tag Melanie. Melanie enters the ring and pulls Gail up. She backs her into the corner and chops her. As Gail yells out in pain, Melanie chops her again! Gail is reeling now and Melanie backs up. She charges, but Gail moves! Melanie crashes into the turnbuckle, giving Gail the opportunity to dive towards her corner… TAG TO HAMADA! Hamada runs in and nails both Velvet and Angelina with a double clothesline! Melanie steps out of the corner, into a belly to belly suplex! Hamada pulls Melanie up and hoists her for a slam, but Melanie somehow fights out of it and lays into Hamada with a flurry of punches! With her challenger staggered now, Melanie goes to lift HER up for a slam, but Mickie tag’s herself in! Melanie completes the slam, but Mickie spins her around and snaps off a DDT! Cover…* ONE!
TWO! *Velvet breaks it up with a kick to the back of the head! She pulls Mickie up by the hair, but Mickie fights her off! Velvet goes for a clothesline, but Mickie ducks it, runs the ropes and hit’s the Thesz Press! She unleashes a flurry of punches on Velvet… Then leans in close and plants her with a kiss right on the lips! The crowd goes crazy and Velvet reacts with horror, especially when Mickie starts licking her lips! But Mickie’s fun is cut short when Angelina nails her from behind with one of the Tag Team Championship belts! Hebner calls for the bell!* Borash: Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of this match, as the result of a disqualification, the team of Mickie James, Gail Kim and Hamada! *Angelina grabs Mickie and goes for the Light’s Out, but Gail cuts her off! Gail punches and kicks Angelina, then drops her with a DDT! She rolls her over on her back, as Melanie runs in. Gail and Mickie back drop her over the top rope, then Mickie drills Velvet with a spinebuster! Angelina pulls herself up, but Mickie catches her with a bulldog… Onto Velvet. Angelina ends up face first parallel on top of Velvet.* Tenay: Oh my. *Mickie, Gail, Hamada and even Melanie have a good laugh at The Beautiful People’s expense.* Diamond: How much more humiliating can it get? *As if on cue, the photoshopped poster again repels from the ceiling. The crowd resumes their earlier chant.* “BIMBO LESBOS! BIMBO LESBOS! BIMBO LESBOS!” Diamond: This is disgusting. They are the TNA Ladies Tag Team Champions! They deserve far better than this. Tenay: Well clearly Mickie James, Gail Kim and the fans disagree. Diamond: Ridiculous. Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, let’s shift gears. Last week Bobby Roode won his tenth Television Championship match. As a result, he opted to forfeit the title for a shot at the TNA Championship. We’ll talk about that later, but as a result of that, a tournament shall begin tonight for the vacant Championship. Diamond: Eight men will be fighting for one Championship. Who will be the next TNA Television Star?! We cut to the backstage area where we see KCW once again lounging back, a smug look on his face as usual. He kicks his feet up onto a nearby ottoman and rests them there, making himself as comfortable as possible. Today's he gone for a pink cardigan and lilac sweater wrap. And so here we are again. A great man like myself is presented yet another opportunity to compete for gold. And why not? After all only someone as sophisticated as myself could truly appreciate such prizes! Not like the rest of the commoner filth infecting this company. Honestly it's no surprise. I knew that eventually I would be rewarded for my superior skill. After all I proved that last week yet again when I submitted that troglodyte, Marcus.KCW flashes a smirk as he sits up in his seat, leaning forward and resting his chin upon his hand. But in spite of that I still suspect that people do not understand who they deal with here. A man with my splendid gifts has yet to recieve the praise and admiration he so richly deserves. Yet these brain-dead urchins in the audience are more than happy to bestow such a thing upon a burn-out such as my opponent tonight, Robert Van Dam. It truly does say something about those wretches and their taste.
Ah yes, Robert, a man who seems like he's constantly got his head in the clouds. And considering what I've heard I'm not exactly sure those clouds aren't of the traditional sort either.
I find it to be divine justice that you and I are squaring off once again, Robert. It's as if the hand of destiny has rewarded me yet again for my stupendous abilities! We tangled before only weeks back during the Tag Title tournament. And now here we are again. The only difference is that neither of us have any allies to back us up in the ring. You no longer have that repulsive creature, Marcus LoMonaco, to have your proverbial back, and I no longer have to deal with carrying that pathetic cretin, Alexander Silva. And if I recall correctly on that occasion I was not the one that you vanquished, Robert. So we have yet to prove exactly who is superior between us both. Fear not though, that is a question that shall be answered here tonight.
But honestly I find that to be a... no-brainer. After all, take a look at my pedigree: as much as it pains me to admit, a member of a legendary wrestling family; a multi-time champion in every promotion that I've ever graced with my presence; a fellow with an amazing sense of style! Especially compared to your rags, Robert. Honestly, I've never seen a grown man who obsessed so much with dragons and the like. Such a childish man. But then again what can I expect from someone who throws steel chairs willy-nilly like they're some sort of plaything.
And while you too have possessed your share of accomplishments, they all pale in comparison to my own! I've been wrestling since I was in diapers, Robert. Do you honestly think you can compare to a prodigy such as myself? Doubtful, I assure you.
Van Dam, while you certainly are far from a rookie like the man I faced last week, tonight I still intend to show to you and the rest of the world that there no being that is superior to a splendorous specimen like myself! You see that Television Title has my name engraved upon it. Right now it emanates a glow that simply screams to the world "KCW!" It is a glow that truly inspires all to bask in its glory! And only I am worthy of possessing such a prize.
Tonight I shall show you and the rest of the competitors in this contest why they should pay attention. I will open their eyes and their eyes with my performance tonight and they will have no alternative but to realize who is truly superior amongst them! This belt was already held by one Robert previously and I shall see to it that another does not get the same chance!
So go ahead, Van Dam: take another hit off your "peace pipe;" Prepare yourself for the inevitable to soften the blow. Because once we step into the ring with one another it will be abundantly clear to the world who between us is the superior wrestler. And newsflash, Robert! KCW's expression grows more solemn and serious as he glares directly into the camera. It won't be you.With that he reclines in his chair once again. A loud rumble emits as the man glares down at his stomach. Blasted Godderz! Where the heck is he? I demanded those hors d'oeuvres fifteen minutes ago! How am supposed to make men's jaws drop when I'm afflicted by an empty stomach?!And with that we cut to a commercial break.
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TOO SWEET
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Post by TOO SWEET on Oct 1, 2012 16:16:09 GMT -5
Damn. Felt pretty confident about that guess.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 16:17:20 GMT -5
Damn. Felt pretty confident about that guess. I'm that predictable, huh? And before anyone says it, no. I don't have deep seated sexual issues. I just enjoy coming up with weird storylines for the women.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 16:17:28 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a ten minute time limit and it a first round match in the TNA Television Championship tournament! I Never Thought My Life Could Be This GoodBorash: Introducing first, accompanied by Godderz, from El Paso, Texas, weighing in at two hundred and twenty five pounds, KCW! Diamond: Don’t call him Chavo Guerrero, this first of his kind athlete is here in TNA to live the good life and that means lots of Championship gold! Tenay: And tonight could be the start of that good life, as he battles Rob Van Dam in this all important match up! One Of A KindBorash: And his opponent, from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing in at two hundred and thirty five pounds, Rob Van Dam! Tenay: Thus far, 2012 has been a year of ups and downs for Mr. Tuesday Night. But now he has a chance to turn his luck around in the Television Championship tournament! Diamond: It’s the chance to compete for Championship gold at Bound For Glory and you can believe that every single one of the eight men involved want it! TNA Television Championship tournament match: KCW vs. Rob Van Dam Ten minute time limit
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Post by TOO SWEET on Oct 1, 2012 16:19:21 GMT -5
If I had saw that finish beforehand, I would've known to go with Macman. Kerwin Chavo White with a move in which the wrestler has the opponent in a front facelock/inverted headlock, and falls down or backwards to drive the opponent's head into the mat to Robert Van Dam.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 1, 2012 16:20:59 GMT -5
KCW with a DDT to RVD
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 16:23:49 GMT -5
KCW with a DDT to RVD.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 1, 2012 16:25:27 GMT -5
Did we all go for the obvious joke?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 16:28:51 GMT -5
*KCW and Van Dam trade punches. KCW gains the upper hand and sends RVD into the corner. He charges, but RVD moves! KCW hit’s the turnbuckle, RVD with a his trademark corner kicks combination! As KCW slumps down, RVD grabs him and slams him! He then runs the ropes, Rolling Thunder! Cover…* ONE!
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KICKOUT! *RVD pulls KCW up and sets him up for a suplex, but KCW blocks it!* Tenay: KCW blocks the attempt at a suplex… Diamond: And delivers one of his own! *With RVD down, KCW stands over him and assumes a golf swing position…* Tenay: What is KCW thin- Diamond: SHHHHHH! Quiet Tenay, can’t you see the man is trying to concentrate?! *KCW pulls his arms back, then swings right into an elbow drop!* Diamond: BEAUTIFUL! *From ringside, Godderz politely claps as KCW makes the cover…* ONE!
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KICKOUT! *KCW pulls RVD up and goes for another suplex. But RVD fights out of it, lands on his feet... Spinning heel kick! KCW is rocked back, Van Dam with a crossbody off the ropes, legs hooked...* ONE!
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KICKOUT! *Van Dam picks KCW up, slam! He then goes to the top rope, but Godderz jumps up on the apron! Van Dam kicks Godderz, knocking him to the floor, but KCW runs into the ropes, causing RVD to crotch himself! KCW yanks him down to the mat, then pulls him up.* Tenay: KCW has Van Dam in position... Gory Bomb! Diamond: Get it right, Tenay! KCW calls that move the Floor Polisher! And there's the cover... ONE!
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THREE! Borash: The winner of this match, KCW! Tenay: KCW advances to the semifinals... Diamond: Indeed he does in a brilliant performance! My hat's off to you, KCW! My hat's off. *Diamond applauds from the announce table as Tenay rolls his eyes.* Tenay: Well up next is our second first round match. Backstage with comments, The Alex Shelley. PAPARAZZI PRODUCTIONS
IN ASSOCIATION WITH ALEX SHELLEY FILMS
PRESENTS:
TELEVISION RULES THE NATION!! [/b][/center] Your hero and mine, The Alex Shelley, is seen backstage. Ladies and gentlemen, last week a travesty occurred. Last week, a robbery was committed in front f a worldwide audience, and the worst part is that the culprit got away with it. After my award-winning short film "The List, Bro!!", I went out there to prove to Robbie E who the real King of the X-Division was. And just when I was about to assume my place on the throne, that cheater used underhanded tactics to get the advanthe and win.
"But Alex, he won fairly!" Yeah, and your parents love you. My deluded friends, Robbie E broke the number one rule in the Georgia Championship Wrestling rule. You see, under GCW rules, a five count is needed to defeat your opponent. Robbie only got three, and yet the obviously biased ref gave him the win. That's favoritism bro, and you better believe that The Alex Shelley will receive restitution for this.
But in the meantime, another matter needs my attention. That's right folks, television.
It was several weeks ago that TNA turned to The Alex Shelley and asked him to save television from Bobby Roode. And as per usual, The Alex Shelley came closer than anyone else who challenged for the belt. Hell, I was one second away from saving television when the bell rang and the ref declared it a draw. And did The Alex Shelley get rewarded for his efforts? Did The Alex Shelley even get recognition? Nah, we need to focus on Bobby Roode and his title that means nothing! He held that title for eleven weeks too long in my opinion, and calling him champion is like saying Taelor Hendrix can spell her name correctly.
But finally, after it was revealed that the Television Title was simply a pawn in Sting's plan, Roode is no longer a champion. But instead of feeling happy, The Alex Shelley feels slighted. Nobody, but NOBODY uses The Alex Shelley, whether you're the Management Director, an aging legend who struggles to keep his dentures in, or what's her name from last night. The Alex Shelley talent on loan from God himself, and if ANYONE is going to use my talents for their own selfish reasons, it's The Alex Shelley.
Tonight, I take the first step towards saving television. A world without The Alex Shelley as champion is not a world that The Alex Shelley wants to live in. But a world where television is represented fairly, a world where that title is one of the most sought after belts in this company, a world where The Alex Shelley is champion.... now that's something that The Alex Shelley can get behind.
Tonight, the whole world will get a taste of The Alex Shelley Experience. And television will never be the same.Shelley smiles before putting on his designer shades, heading towards the ring.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Oct 1, 2012 16:29:39 GMT -5
Did we all go for the obvious joke? Happy?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 16:29:50 GMT -5
Did we all go for the obvious joke? I was just copying you and Spartan.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 16:31:05 GMT -5
Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a first round match in the TNA Television Championship tournament! HeroBorash: Introducing first, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing in at two hundred and fifteen pounds, Jeff Hardy! Tenay: Normally, we’d be used to seeing Jeff in tag team competition alongside DJ Red. Diamond: Normally yes, but these are not normal circumstances, Michael. An opportunity has arisen and everybody here wants to take advantage of it! 1967Borash: And his opponent also weighs in at two hundred and fifteen pounds, from the Motor City of Detroit, Michigan, Alex Shelley! Tenay: Formerly of the Motor City Machine Guns, Alex Shelley has struck out on his own in hopes of one day capturing singles gold. Diamond: I’m not a big fan of his comedic shenanigans, but I do have to consider Mr. Shelley to be one of the favorites to win this tournament. TNA Television Championship tournament match: Jeff Hardy vs. Alex Shelley Ten minute time limit
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Oct 1, 2012 16:33:00 GMT -5
Alex Shelley with a Go To Shell!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Oct 1, 2012 16:33:19 GMT -5
Alex Shelley nails Jeff Hardy with the GCW Heavyweight Championship while the ref's back is turned.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 1, 2012 16:34:57 GMT -5
M, that thing we discussed?
We'll do it for next week.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2012 16:39:25 GMT -5
M, that thing we discussed? We'll do it for next week. How about tomorrow? Because we NEED to get it done.
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