You've Just Been Handcuffed to...

[MrBRulzOK]

...the last movie/tv/video game/comic book/whatever character you saw. And you can't get the key unless you have sexual relations with them.

How screwed are you?

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

I'm sure the Ryback in your sig will give me the key in exchange for food. To him it's better than sex.

[Deleted]

Since this was the last video I watched on Youtube



I am fine with this

[Jazzman]

Let's see, handcuffed to Haley Reinhart and to be free I have to have sex with her... I'm down.

[Todd's crazy , Man.]

so (and i'm so terrible for not knowing this woman's name. I've always meant to watch more red dwarf.) I'm handcuffed to some weird old (alien? (sic)) woman? Eh I can manage she was kind of a Gilf.

[Lila]

So I have to bang 1989 Madonna?

Okay.

[Johnny B. Decent]

Well, mine's a dude (King from Tekken), so yeah, guess I'm not getting free for a while.

[SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts]

Nikki Glaser on Conan I think.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

If it's Banjo/Kazooie, what happens here? Interspecies threesome?

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

I'm handcuffed to Detective Juliet O'Hara?

I'm not complaining.

[CMWaters]

Interesting handcuffs to get me stuck to Susan "Ginormica" Murphy.

But hey, when in Rome. (goes to strip for her).

[Unocal 76]

I'm handcuffed to Al Bundy!

At least he'll keep me entertained.

[Burst]

Oh boy...

[stealthamo]

I got Kristen Wiig from Bridesmaids. I'd do it, but it'd definitely be a hatef***.

[Starshine]

I saw Moonrise Kingdom last night.

I now feel even dirtier than when I walked out.

[Koda, Master Crunchyroller]

Well the last character I saw is an emotionally dead Japanese chick with a creepy obsession with virology and she just happens to work for Umbrella's personal cleanup crew.

On the one hand I'm probably screwed cause she might inject me with some kind of virus, on the other hand, seeing as she is emotionally dead she might have no inhibitions towards sex, so I'm probably good to go.

[Goldenbane]

I'm handcuffed to the 50 foot cheerleader? I'll gladly do it, but I don't think this will end well for me...

[Bang Bang Bart]

I'm handcuffed to Spider-Man? Hey, that's neat. He's one of my favorite heroes, and he'll be smart enough to find a way out for the both us. Then, we'll have fun and talk over pizza and cola.

[Deleted]

Batman?

I've already been freed with no sex, he's too busy to deal with this bullshit.

[Knailsic From Now On]

I hope Linkara has his magic gun to shoot the handcuffs off.