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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 31, 2012 20:17:53 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES[/glow] TH: Welcome everyone to Night of the Wrestling Zombies!JK: My favorite time of year!TH: I'm Gorilla Tim Hoss and this is Jesse King!JK: We got a lot of spooktacular action coming up and I cannot wait to see it get started Hoss!TH: I'm sure no one can. We have our CEO, the leader of the Cult of the End, the Envoy of Chaos, Jeremy Dupoe taking on the demonic entity Disturbance. He's back and he's ready for vengeance tonight.JK: And after that it's time for the Television Championship as the World's Strongest Ant, Bull Ant, takes on Marshall Wesley Coventry.TH: Then the action continues with the Freakin' Awesome Championship. Vincent Van Agony got the title back from Antihero at Gookermania, but can he hold onto it tonight? Find out!JK: But then comes an annual favorite: The Costume Battle Royal! Ten men in costumes battle it out for a shot at either the Interforums or Freakin' Awesome Championships? Who will win? Who will be in it?TH: Then we have a very interesting match up as Bull Ant's sister, Moo Moo Ant, the Buxom Bovine, takes on The Sam's pride and joy: The Super Warrior. I don't like the sound of that matchup, but Night of the Wrestling Zombies is a night of surprises.JK: And the action still isn't finished as Aaron Enigma defends his Interforums Title against the dastardly clown menace Malevolence. He beat the champ for that title shot, now can he beat him for the belt?TH: Then we come to our two main events. First, Gus Richlen takes on Seth Drakin - the last member of The Fallen, in an Iron Man match. If Gus wins, Shaelin O'Hara, his girl, is free. If he loses, then he's gone from the FAWA forever.JK: And then it's the fearsome, the frightening, the fantastically violent Chamber of Horrors. Four men will enter, and three will have their brains fried, leaving only one man the World Heavyweight Champion.TH: It's Jonathan Michaels defending his World Heavyweight Championship against Michael Hayden, James Troy, and Connor Mackenzie.JK: It's a night of action and a night of suspense. Stay tuned!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 31, 2012 21:01:23 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES[/glow] JEREMY DUPOE VERSUS DISTURBANCE [/font][/center] TH: So up first we have our esteemed CEO Jeremy Dupoe taking on his demonic entity gone awry: the Disturbance.JK: It's gonna be interesting to see what Disturbance does tonight. But then again, we don't even know what the match will be!TH: That's right; it's going to be a "Trick or Treat" match - the first one of the night.*Jeremy Dupoe emerges from the smoke-filled stage with Ophelia, Mario Nett, and Jack Cain. He slams his book shut and marches down to the ring…* TH: Ever since he took over CEO duties courtesy of Boiler Room Brawler, Jeremy Dupoe has had his eye on the end of this year. JK: He believes that the end is coming. He is preparing for it and I don't believe that Disturbance is playing his part correctly.TH: Which puts everyone else between a rock and hard... Heegurgurk! JK: Hoss?TH: ... JK: Oh no...TH: This is Disturbance. I have control of this vessel now... *Tim Hoss stands up, takes off his headset, and enters the ring to confront Jeremy Dupoe and the Cult of the End.* TH: I'm here now, Dupoe!Dupoe: Glad you could join the party, Disturbance. But you sure you couldn't have at least gone for Jesse King?JK: I'll take that as a compliment.TH: It doesn't matter to me! Give us the stipulation, BRB!Dupoe: Trick or Treat, Brawler.*Brawler digs into the bowl and pulls out a slip of paper...* *Dupoe and Disturbance!Hoss exchange glances.* JK: I am so taking pictures of this.*Dupoe and Disturbance!Hoss exchange shocked glances.* JK: Dupoe didn't see that one coming. Looks like the rest of the Cult of the End didn't either.*Dupoe and Disturbance! Hoss hash it out…* JK: It’s an interesting verbal chess; the “Rap Battle.” Whoever goes first, gets the chance to really capitalize and go on the aggressive. Who ever goes second is playing defense. They risk having no ammo – anyone who saw 8 Mile knows how that works. Disturbance!Hoss: Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater Tonight's the night No one buys you as leader Of this Cult of the End We do this much longer your flesh I will rend.
I make the bad rhymes Like the Nazis made war crimes. Who you gonna call? Dupoe? Who you gonna call? I'm afraid the 'Buster bitches - they be on mothballs!
Bitch you know who I am? I'm Disturbance, I'm Legion. I'm the baddest mutha f***a in the Tri-state region. Beat me in a rap? I'm a rhyming demon! You think you can do that, you must be dreamin'
You hear me Dupoe? You want to hear what is true? I'm Eagle Man, bitch, I got something for you! This is silly; Dupoe, C-E-O I beat you willy-nilly, like you were my fat backed ho.
I'm finished; I'm through; I've done all I can. Let the world know, that I'm more than a man. No Cage King tonight, brother; I'm the Rap Master tonight, so go call your mother.
Peace! JK: Um… interesting rhymes from Tim Hoss- er… Disturbance. How will Jeremy Dupoe respond? *Dupoe consults with Ophelia, Nett, and Cain while Disturbance!Hoss looks on in self-satisfaction.* JK: I never thought I’d see Tim Hoss possessed by a demon engaged in a rap battle with CEO Jeremy Dupoe. Night of surprises indeed. *Dupoe grabs a mic and confronts Disturbance.* Dupoe: Let’s do this… JK: Here we go…Dupoe: You're right Disturbance; You're good; you're bad. The kids in the audience think you sound rad. But I know better; I'm a trend setter. The master of men; I stole the show last year; and I'll steal it again.
I got this book, Disturbance. I give it a read, and you in for turbulance. I took the time to memorize the rhymes. I don't need the page to send you back to your spiritual cage.
Let's go; you ready? I could wrestle you now and keep the beat steady.
That which is dead; eternal it lie Stranger aeons, death it will die. So goes the rhyme, Now comes your time.
Ia; ia; Phnglui, Shub Niggurath! Wgah'nagl fhtagn! JK: Is Jeremy Dupoe… rapping ancient rites? Dupoe: Pgnigl mia mia gnshrp! Mshnog rog gstrp’n-Disturbance!Hoss: No! *Disturbance!Hoss starts convulsing…* JK: I’m at a loss, ladies and gentlemen… *Disturbance!Hoss collapses to the ground. Hoss’s mouth is wide open as the lights briefly go out and then return.* JK: Uh…*Dupoe observes Tim Hoss sit up in a daze…* JK: I think, if I understand this insanity, that Disturbance just fled from Tim Hoss. I think Jeremy Dupoe was trying to trick Disturbance… but Disturbance caught on before Dupoe could finish…*Hoss stands up and returns to the announce table.* TH: Jeremy Dupoe wouldn’t explain what happened. JK: Well, looks like he’s sending out Jack Cain and Mario Nett to investigate. TH: Investigate what? JK: Oh… nothing. TH: Right… Well- wait. Was I just possessed by Disturbance? JK: Maybe…TH: I don’t want to know. JK: Probably the right idea. Let’s leave it to the millions watching at home. TH: So let’s get to the next match as Night of the Wrestling Zombies continues!
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Oct 31, 2012 21:35:09 GMT -5
Awesome start guys! BTW, Moo Moo/Super Warrior should be in your inbox now BRB.
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Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Nov 1, 2012 2:09:57 GMT -5
damn...I was half way through writing the rap battle when I fell asleep...whoever took over did far better than what I ever could have
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 1, 2012 12:12:32 GMT -5
Will have the match finally finished tomorrow after work.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Nov 2, 2012 6:04:24 GMT -5
If there's anything else that you need help with BRB just let me know.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 2, 2012 9:26:43 GMT -5
I will have my match done today. The stipulation really threw me for a loop so I haven't quite been able to finish it yet.
EDIT: Just sent it in, I hope people enjoy it.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 2, 2012 11:48:29 GMT -5
Sent most of the match. Going to write the last bits of commentary on my phone and send them seperately to get pasted on.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Nov 2, 2012 11:59:12 GMT -5
I'm sure both of those matches will be great guys.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 2, 2012 12:13:00 GMT -5
Well the stipulation for my match was pretty awkward considering the week before.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 3, 2012 16:38:52 GMT -5
So what happened to the rest of the show???
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Nov 3, 2012 16:52:16 GMT -5
My guess is storm issues.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Nov 3, 2012 19:02:14 GMT -5
Just sent you a PM for what you sent me yesterday BRB. Should be good to go and glad I could help.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 4, 2012 14:59:56 GMT -5
OK, who has their matches done? I might post some of the completed matches tomorrow if they get sent to me and Brawler doesn't get anything put up for the show by then. If I have to, I can quickly write the Battle Royal and get someone else to write the Chamber Of Horrors match if you in through the outbox and send me your votes for those two matches. If nothin else, it'll get the show finished and we can move on to the upcomin NiteRaw.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Nov 4, 2012 16:21:00 GMT -5
Moo Moo/Warrior and Freakin Awesome title match are done and I had PM'd them to BRB. If you guys want I could post those two for the time being?
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 4, 2012 17:02:35 GMT -5
Moo Moo/Warrior and Freakin Awesome title match are done and I had PM'd them to BRB. If you guys want I could post those two for the time being? If need be, go ahead.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Nov 4, 2012 19:23:38 GMT -5
Wait so Connor was doing commentary for the Freakin Awesome Title match?
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Nov 4, 2012 20:08:41 GMT -5
Wait so Connor was doing commentary for the Freakin Awesome Title match? I had asked BRB if he needed help with anything, he sent me what he had and asked me to finish it up. Did you want me to send you what I had to check it over?
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Nov 4, 2012 20:12:38 GMT -5
Wait so Connor was doing commentary for the Freakin Awesome Title match? I had asked BRB if he needed help with anything, he sent me what he had and asked me to finish it up. Did you want me to send you what I had to check it over? I wouldn't mind seeing how it looks, but to be honest I was really just wondering who did commentary?
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Nov 4, 2012 20:17:55 GMT -5
I had asked BRB if he needed help with anything, he sent me what he had and asked me to finish it up. Did you want me to send you what I had to check it over? I wouldn't mind seeing how it looks, but to be honest I was really just wondering who did commentary? NP, I'll send it over.
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