[glow=orange,2,300]NIGHT OF THE WRESTLING ZOMBIES[/glow]
[glow=ORANGE,2,300]CHAMBER OF HORRORS[/glow][glow=gold,2,300]WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP[/glow]CONNOR MACKENZIE VERSUS MICHAEL HAYDEN VERSUS JAME TROY VERSUS JONATHAN MICHAELS[/font][/center]
TH: And so ladies and gentlemen it has all come down to this. Unlike past years, this year the Chamber of Horror's match shall be a bit different.JK: Yeah, instead of one guy getting the chair we get to see three guys get their brains scrambled when they're strapped in.TH: As Jesse King has alluded to this will be a four corner elimination Chamber of Horrors match. Four men enter but only one will be able to have his hand raised and be proclaimed the FAWA Heavyweight Champion. It's a match not meant for the faint at heart but I think we can say with certainty that the four men who will be participating are anything but. Here's Michael Muffer with the introductions.MM: The following contest is the Chamber of Horrors Match and it is for the FAWA World Heavyweight Championship! The winner of this match will be the one who is not strapped into the chair and shocked! Introducing first...*Troy appears on the ramp, looking about before doing a hip thrust. As he does, pyro goes off in unison and a pyro goes off and his music starts. Troy then walks down the ring humming and snapping his fingers to the music before looking at the ring before climbing onto the apron. Doing another hip thrust before entering the ring and moving to the corner closest to Michael Muffer.*
TH: I have to say King, James Troy has certainly done everything in his power to get here.JK: I'll say, the Electric Duke certainly seems like he wants to make an impact here and what better way then quickly challenging for the Heavyweight title!MM: Hailing from Suffragette City and weiging 215 Lbs. "The Electric Duke" James Troy! And the next opponent...MM: Hailing from Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada and weighing 225 Lbs. "The Digital Dragon" Connor Mackenzie!JK: I still can't for the life of me believe that this Canuck is in this match!TH: Given his record and what has transpired I can't really fault the FAWA board for their decision. He's certainly proven that he's Champion material as have all of these men but will tonight be the night he finally proves to one and all what he's been trying to since coming here?JK: Heh, I'm doubtful...*The arena goes pitch black, all lights going out as a beat begins to be faintly heard. The lights begin to dimly beat to follow along as Connor's music starts. A pyro explosion goes off on the entry ramp as he moves through the smoke left by the pyro standing at the top as he surveys the arena from under his hood. His hands motioning for the crowd to get louder as he grins and nods before heading down the entry ramp.Once at the ring he slides under the bottom rope then climbs the nearest turnbuckle pulling back his hood and yells, the arena lighting going back to normal. Taking off his cloak, he then removes his dragon pendant and slides out of the ring to give it to a young boy who hops with glee as Connor slides back into the ring and stays in the corner opposite Troy.*
MM: And the next opponent...MM: Hailing from Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood, California and weighing 202 Lbs. "Hollywood's Own" Michael Hayden!JK: Now here's a guy who I think we should watch out for. There is so much tension and bad blood between he and Jonothan Michaels that it wouldn't surprise me if it comes down to the two of them.TH: He certainly has quite a bit of history with the Champion, one has to wonder if it will prove to be to his advantage here tonight.*The music hits, and the arena lights rapidly flash on and off in time with the music. As the constant drum beat kicks in, Hayden slides on to the stage with his arms extended almost as if he was casually surfing on the steel. After his slick entrance on stage, he turns and points to each side of the crowd. Hayden then treks down the ramp as if on a mission but managing to "slap five" with the fans on the way down. He steps up on to the ring apron and swings around, holding on to the ring ropes, staring back at the crowd. Hayden smiles before hopping over the top rope and springing onto the nearest turnbuckle. Hayden snaps into a crucifix pose before hopping off, crouching in the corner.*
*The 'tron starts to show clips of dangerous stunts as the music blares over the arena speakers. After one spectacular crash is shown smoke billows up from the stage before Jonothan Michaels appears, wearing the FAWA Championship around his waist. Waiting a moment as the crowd reacts he then starts to make his way down to the ring, climbing the apron before moving to unhook the belt and holds it up over his head for all to see.*
TH: And here he is! The current FAWA Champion. Given what has tranpired over this past year one could hardly argue that it has been an amazing display from this man.JK: To come back from being fired, be a co-winner of Battle Bowl and then win the FAWA title for a second time in a year, yeah, I'd say that's quite an accomplisment. But the question is will he be able to keep it after this match is over?MM: And their opponent...he is the present, reigning FAWA Heavyweight Champion. Hailing from Los Angeles, California and weiging 240 lbs. Jonathan Michaels!*Michael Muffer leaves the ring as the ref takes the belt and holds it for all competitors to see before holding it up for the crowd.*
DING! DING! DING!
*All four contestants circle each other...*
TH: Who will land the first blow?JK: I don't think that's gonna matter much. Hell, the Chair of Torture hasn't been lowered yet. I'd steer clear until then.*JoNo dives into the fray - he pushes Hayden through the ropes with a spear, he ducks a jumping clothesline from Connor, and arm drags Troy to the corner.*(
TH: And the champ goes in swinging! Spear to Michael Hayden!
Connor with a clothesline!*JoNo ducks-*
TH: No dice! Arm drag to James Troy!JK: He's getting the party started.TH: Hollywood's Own looks surprised, and he's got the champ by the leg!*JoNo looks behind him at Hayden; Connor knocks JoNo over the rope with a standing drop kick. JT rushes Connor into the corner.*
TH: Madness has descended in the square circle, inside a steel cage!JK: Four men have entered, Hoss, but only one man will leave with the belt.TH: James Troy with some heavy shoulder thrusts to the Digital Dragon.JK: And Michael Hayden is going to town on Michaels.*Hayden chops JoNo in the chest; JoNo responds with a head butt.*
TH: But the champ fights back!*JoNo throws a punch at Hayden. Hayden catches the fist and-*
JK: The Champ meets solid steel cage! Hollywood's Own isn't joking around tonight!TH: The Electric Duke ready for an enzuigiri ki- No, Connor caught the leg! Dragon Screw through the ropes!*JT tumbles through the ropes. Connor leaps to the top rope...*
TH: Connor Mackenzie going for the high risk district!JK: He's being a fool, like I always say!TH: And you do always say it.*Connor hops down to the apron...*
JK: Smart move.*Connor leaps off the apron for a leg drop to JT.*
TH: A less risky move on the part of the Digital Dragon.JK: But Hayden and Michaels continue to take their frustrations out on each other.*A back-and-forth battle of fist flurries ensues between JoNo and Hayden until Hayden misses with a haymaker. Jono catches Hayden and lifts him up off his feet-*
TH: JoNo with a sidewalk slam- no wait!*JoNo drives Hayden headfirst into the cage, then slams him down to the floor.*
JK: That's gonna ruin Hayden's weekend.TH: Michaels and Mackenzie have clear dominance in the match tonight, but anything could happen.*JT and Connor get up. JT bashes Connor against the cage, then slams him backfirst into the ring apron...*
TH: Connor taking a pair of blows from the Electric Duke.JK: He's gotta watch out or he'll be too banged up to win.*JoNo looks up above the ring and cage...*
TH: And here it comes...JK: That's right; the Chair of Torture is being lowered.*The Chair of Torture descends as Jono picks up Hayden and rolls him into the ring...*
TH: If JoNo wants to make it out of the Chamber of Horrors, he must manage to get all three of his opponents into that chair and hit the switch. JK: And here come the paramedics!*A small squad of paramedics rolls out three stretchers. They kneel and watch the match.*
TH: An omen of three things to come. Michaels is trying to put his first opponent, Michael Hayden, into the chair.JK: But Hollywood's own fights back with gusto!*Hayden socks JoNo in the face, giving him time to return to his feet.*
JK: Looks like James Troy is ready to serve up Connor Mackenzie himself.TH: Will we see two early eliminations?*JT stands Connor up and whips him to the CoT cage, but Connor catches himself and bashes the pursuing JT in the face with his elbow.*
TH: Connor's not ready to go just yet!JK: And neither is Hayden!TH: RONALDO!*Hayden takes down JoNo with a Pele kick...*
JK: Hayden's lighting on fire!*Hayden switches targets to Connor-*
TH: RONALDO DOS!JK: Here he comes, Troy!TH: RONALDO TRE- Whoa! Counter by James Troy!JK: And an enzuigiri kick for good measure!TH: He has the pick of the litter now; who goes in the chair first?JK: Oh, no, he's going high risk...TH: Troy is climbing the Chair of Torture Cage! What's he trying to do?JK: I don't know, but he's clinging to the ceiling like Spiderman.TH: He's gotta be careful that he hits his intended target; one solid miss and he'll be done for!*JT carefull moves above JoNo...*
TH: He's going for the champ!JK: Of course! He wants to take out Michaels first; eliminate the most experienced man in the ring!TH: Bombs away!*JT drops down for an elbow drop, but-*
TH: JoNo to the outside! JoNo to the outside!*JT crashes to the mat and winces in pain.*
JK: He went for the glory and he got what they always get.TH: The Electric Duke is grounded! And his opponents are all getting to their feet!JK: I wouldn't want to be Troy right now. No siree...*Hayden stands over Troy and makes a pendulum gesture...*
TH: Welcome to the Gas Lamp!*Hayden drops an elbow on Troy. JoNo gets up outside and waits for an opening.*
TH: Connor Mackenzie taking Troy to the chair.JK: Our first dead man walking.TH: And Michaels heads for the lever.JK: Teamwork is vital to eliminating the first two contestants; makes it so much easier. You just have to be sure you're working with people you think you can beat.*Connor tries to strap Troy into the chair, but-*
TH: Troy fights back! A right hand to Connor Mackenzie and he's out of the chair!JK: Gonna take more to take out the Electric Duke.TH: But here comes Hayden!*Hayden delivers a stiff palm strike straight to Troy's head.*
JK: Shotei!TH: Troy is dazed! And Connor is there to capitalize!JK: Time to hit the switch, JoNo!*Troy is strapped in, JoNo pulls the switch, electric sparks and smoke go off.*
MM: Contestant James Troy... Has Been Eliminated!TH: The first elimination tonight!JK: With two to go!TH: Paramedics are here to collect James Troy.JK: And then there were three.TH: I can see them looking at each other. Hayden and Connor just worked together, but it's either one of them...*Hayden and Connor both slide out of the ring to pursue JoNo.*
TH: Or it's the champ!JK: Incoming!TH: Right hand to Hayden! Right hand to Connor! He's not going to the chair without a fight!JK: All good things come to an end though...*Hayden chops JoNo in the chest. Connor whips JoNo to the ring steps.*
TH: JoNo getting banged up in the Chamber of Horrors.JK: Last year he faced one man, Ryan Blood, in the Chamber of Horrors...*Connor and Hayden roll JoNo back into the ring and slide in after him...*
JK: Magic hijinx and all JoNo prevailed to secure his first FAWA World Heavyweight Title...*Hayden crouches down and delivers knees to JoNo's face.*
JK: ...but can he survive three men over one?TH: I don't know, but what in the blazes is Connor Mackenzie doing?JK: I don't know; he's just standing there.TH: Hey, King, you don't think...*Connor suddenly spasms in place and stops just as suddenly.*
JK: Uh oh... Watch out Hayden.*Connor grabs Hayden from behind and takes him down with a reverse DDT.*
TH: If it's not what we think it is, Connor is taking control of the match now.JK: Maybe he just had a moment of clarity.*Connor drops a series of elbows onto Michael Hayden while JoNo dazedly gets up.*
JK: He's suddenly a hell of a lot more aggressive. There's a distinct look of glee on his face as he lays into his opponent.TH: Michaels taking a moment to gauge the situation...*Connor notices Michaels and charges him-*
TH: A spear to the corner, and Connor climbs to the second rope!*Connor punches JoNo repeatedly in the face - one, two, three, etc.*
JK: I hold out hope for Michael Hayden to take this one. I dunno about Connor Mackenzie as World Heavyweight Champion.*JoNo desperately grabs Connor and charges for the CoT cage-*
TH: Oof! Spinal trauma to Connor Mackenzie!JK: He's not finished!TH: Spinebuster! Spinebuster to Connor Mackenzie!JK: A good counter from the champion, but he looks worse for wear in spite of it.TH: Connor Mackenzie is back on his feet!JK: It's like nothing happened!TH: He's like a man possessed!JK: Disturbance!TH: Yes, King! I think Disturbance has taken over Connor Mackenzie!JK: Get him, Hayden!*Hayden is back on his feet and delivers a drive-by kick. Connor stumbles, but keeps to his feet and grabs Hayden from behind for a reverse suplex.*
TH: Disturbance is unstoppable! He's gonna take the belt!JK: Not if Jeremy Dupoe can clean this up!*Jeremy Dupoe's music*
TH: And here he is!JK: Disturbance has invaded multiple matches tonight and it's all Jeremy Dupoe's mess. Disturbance must be exterminated if this match is to end properly.JD: Disturbance, this is the end of the line for you. Neither you nor Connor Mackenzie are prophesied to be champion come the end.JK: A spoiler from our CEO?JD: For the last time, I'm exorcising you. Hit the music.JK: Ah geez...JD: Ia; ia;
Phnglui, Shub Niggurath!
Wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Pgnigl mia mia gnshrp!
Mshnog rog gstrp’n flrpn.*Disturbance!Connor gets shaky...*
JD: Suppidi mgdty ig stpaba grbba!
Dr stphli,
Mr kstry,*Disturbance!Connor gets wobbly and angry looking; Pyro blasts on the stage.*
TH: I don't like this, King.JK: He's bearing his wrath now.TH: Hurry up Dupoe!JD: Thli mahknak,
Qi pwnknak,
Uie pkanasha bvrk nrk nak!*JoNo spears Disturbance!Connor into the cage and slams the straps on while Hayden rushes for the lever and pulls it.*
JK: The sparks are flying now!TH: Is this the end of Connor Mackenzie?JK: Is this the end of Disturbance?MM: Contestant Connor Mackenzie... Has Been Eliminated!TH: Whichever it is, here come the paramedics. I'm sure Dupoe isn't going to rest until he knows for sure.JK: Until then, it's down to Michael Hayden and Jonathan Michaels again.TH: Going back to before the Battle Bowl...*JoNo and Hayden exchange looks while catching their breath...*
TH: These two have had an ongoing rivalry. Michael Hayden is sick of living in Jonathan Michaels's shadow.JK: He's seeing the light, Hoss.TH: Here comes Hayden!*Hayden charges for JoNo, leaping over the top rope and taking him down with an-*
TH: Elbow to Michaels and down he goes!JK: Hayden has to watch himself now. Any little misstep and JoNo could walk away with what he wants yet again.TH: Hayden climbing the cage, he's going for broke!JK: He's getting tired and more desperate from his frustration.TH: Hayden jumping off!
Double footstomp to JoNo's chest!JK: Now to get JoNo back into the ring.TH: This part of the match, the final elimination, is the toughest one...*Hayden picks up JoNo and rolls him into the ring...*
TH: You have no assistance in pulling the lever and placing your opponent in the Chair of Torture.*Hayden punches JoNo a few times in the face before standing him up...*
TH: Hayden just might accomplish it in moments.*Hayden places JoNo in the chair and straps him in, then heads for the lever...*
JK: He's gonna do it! Hayden is our new FAWA Champion!TH: JoNo gave a good fight tonight, but it seems like Hayden has his number at last.
But wait!*JoNo suddenly opens his eyes wide and tears himself out of the straps.*
TH: Was JoNo playing possum?JK: Watch out Hayden!TH: JoNo is back in the match!*JoNo spears Hayden into the corner. Hayden stumbles forward into JoNo who lifts him up for a-*
TH: Snap suplex to the Chair cage! And a modified facebuster to boot!JK: Incredible!TH: Michaels looks far from finished tonight!*JoNo grabs the top rope and starts stomping Hayden until Hayden rolls outside.*
JK: Good idea on Hayden's part. He has to make the champ work for that belt.TH: I don't think he expected JoNo to still have so much gas left in the tank.*JoNo slips out of the ring and walks to Hayden when-*
TH: Hayden with The End! He's got Jono with The End!JK: Nice move, Hayden!*JoNo is forcibly bent over as Hayden has JoNo in his signature gogoplata.*
JK: If he can just make JoNo pass out now, this will be a piece of cake.TH: Does Hayden have what it takes to hold on?JK: I hope he does. I'm sick of JoNo as champion.TH: It's only been a month; not even!JK: And a month too many for me, TH! It's Hayden's time!TH: Hayden using what leverage he has to slam Jono's head into the cage!JK: That's what I'm talking about.TH: JoNo's running out of options here. How is he going to take out Hollywood's Own?*JoNo grabs onto Hayden's tights and starts standing up...*
TH: Wait a minute... wait a minute...JK: Impossible!TH: JoNo's gonna do it! He's gonna powerbomb his final challenger!*JoNo has Hayden in the air when Hayden releases the Gogoplata and slips out of JoNo's grip onto his feet.*
TH: Watch out, Michaels!JK: Too late!*Hayden spins around and delivers a superkick to JoNo, taking him down.*
JK: And that's a Fade to Black Dedicated to Michaels from Hollywood's Own.TH: Michael Hayden is playing it smart tonight, I have to admit.JK: Of course you do.TH: That said, he has done some risky stuff...*Hayden looks down at JoNo, then at the lever...*
JK: And all of it has paid off for him tonight. Time to get rid of... wait, what's he doing?TH: There's no way! He wouldn't be that crazy!*Hayden goes to the lever and pulls it down.*
TH: But, that's dangerous! He risks shocking himself in the process!JK: He's gonna make sure that JoNo doesn't get out of this one, even if he has to sacrifice his own well-being. I admire this desperation.*Hayden returns to JoNo and slides him back into the ring...*
TH: This could be it, King. We might very well be looking at the new World Heavyweight Champion: Michael Hayden.JK: You're damned right.*Hayden stands JoNo up...*
TH: All he has to do is place him in the chair now; he already pulled the lever - JoNo's gonna be fried!JK: Just like the others.*Hayden keeps JoNo on his feet and pushes him to the cage when JoNo stops himself short...*
JK: Crap.TH: JoNo's still here! He's not giving up! Elbow to Hayden!*JoNo turns around and clotheslines Hayden, who stumbles back to the ropes...*
JK: You have this, Hayden. You have this!TH: Not so sure, King.*JoNo catches the rebounding Hayden with a whip into the cage.*
TH: Hayden headfirst into the Chair of Torture! JoNo is moments away from victory!JK: This is insane!TH: It's the Chamber of Horrors!JK: Wait, Hayden's getting up!*JoNo takes one look at the reemerging Hayden, turns around and-*
TH: Fade to Black! Fade to Black! Hayden to the Chair!*Hayden slams into the Chair of Torture; the impact knocks the headpiece down onto his head. Sparks fly and minor pyro goes off as JoNo collapses to the mat...*
TH: He did it! Hayden's been eliminated! He's been eliminated!JK: He had this match in the bag!DING! DING! DING!
MM: Contestant Michael Hayden... Has Been Eliminated...
Here is your winner and STILL Freakin' Awesome Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion:
Jonathan... Michaels!TH: JoNo defends the World Heavyweight Title! This is his second time winning the Chamber of Horrors!JK: And Michael Hayden walks away empty-handed yet again...TH: Jonathan Michaels has legs as a champ, FAWA Galaxy! James Troy, Connor Mackenzie, Michael Hayden, even Disturbance - He's riding high now and he's going to WrestleCrapocalypse with the strap!JK: And that means the Thunderdome! Who will dethrone the World Heavyweight Champion? Who can dethrone him?TH: Well stay tuned, FAWA Galaxy. We're on the Road to WrestleCrapocalypse. Will the End of the World come then? This is Gorilla Tim Hoss-[glow=orange,2,300]CREDITS[/glow]Aaron Enigma
Antihero
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