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Post by Sir Woodrow on Oct 8, 2012 6:13:29 GMT -5
I think it's time we changed Chuck Norris facts into Liam Neeson facts, I think we need to pay tribute to the Zeus/Lion who trained Batman and Obi Wan Kenobi, discovered Darth Vader, saved jews in WWII and lead the A-Team.
Plus Liam doesn't look weird like Chuck does these days
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2012 6:15:14 GMT -5
Yeah, there's reasons that I can't talk about that have made me hate Norris. Plus, Neeson is Irish  |
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Oct 8, 2012 6:24:56 GMT -5
Yeah, there's reasons that I can't talk about that have made me hate Norris. Still mad he voted against Globo Gym? |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Oct 8, 2012 6:27:00 GMT -5
Yeah, there's reasons that I can't talk about that have made me hate Norris. Still mad he voted against Globo Gym?  f***in' Chuck Norris |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2012 7:19:17 GMT -5
Fact: Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris.
Therefore Bruce Lee is better.
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Post by The Sam on Oct 8, 2012 8:15:46 GMT -5
Teddy Roosevelt > All
Therefore Teddy wins.
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Post by wildojinx on Oct 8, 2012 9:02:37 GMT -5
According to Chuck himself, Bob Barker is quite the tough guy, maybe we should just do Bob Barker facts.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Oct 8, 2012 9:47:27 GMT -5
According to Chuck himself, Bob Barker is quite the tough guy, maybe we should just do Bob Barker facts. Bob Barker did punk Chris Jericho on Raw back in 2009. |
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Post by General Adam on Oct 8, 2012 10:47:31 GMT -5
Teddy Roosevelt > All Therefore Teddy wins. Either him or Harley Race gets my vote. |
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Post by Yami Daimao on Oct 8, 2012 10:57:24 GMT -5
I wouldn't object to the idea of Liam Neeson "dethroning" Chuck Norris.
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Oct 8, 2012 11:18:01 GMT -5
liam neeson found chuck norris
chuck norris killed liam neeson
therefore chuck norris
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Post by Alexander The So-so on Oct 8, 2012 11:41:38 GMT -5
Guys, guys, guys...
You're mentioning all these random people who deserve facts...but no George Washington?
*language warning*
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Oct 8, 2012 11:43:21 GMT -5
Neeson doesn't need it. He wasn't in the moth balls like Chuck was.
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 8, 2012 11:44:38 GMT -5
I have no desire to screw chuck norris. I'll leave that up to any of you people
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Oct 8, 2012 12:45:14 GMT -5
Ranulph Fiennes should dethrone everyone.
Was in the SAS. You have to be a hard bastard to get in there.
Only prevented by walking solo to the North Pole by severe frostbite to his fingers. He then got bored of waiting the necessary time for them to amputate his fingertips, so he went to his shed and cut them off with a saw.
Has climbed the Eiger by the North Face.
Completed the Northwest Passage.
Reached the summit of Everest, at the age of 65.
Is the first man to climb Everest and cross the Polar Ice Caps.
At the age of 56, he ran 7 Marathons in 7 days in 7 Continents. Impressive enough but this was four months after having a Heart Attack and Double Bypass Surgery.
Is about to lead a team across Antarctica in the Southern Winter. On foot. He is 68.
Oh yeah, he's afraid of heights.
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Post by Malcolm on Oct 8, 2012 12:57:55 GMT -5
Forget Chuck Norris facts. Forget Liam Neeson facts. What we need are facts about the greatest actor in the history of forever and that man is Willem Dafoe(DAFOE...)
In fact, I'm pretty sure Scorsese cast him as Jesus because he could actually turn water into wine. Go ahead. Wiki it!
(Hopes somebody gets the reference)
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Oct 8, 2012 14:49:40 GMT -5
I would hate to see Liam Neeson get shark-jumped to the point of being advertised on laundry bottles.
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Post by lovingway on Oct 8, 2012 15:25:30 GMT -5
Guys, guys, guys... You're mentioning all these random people who deserve facts...but no George Washington? *language warning* No, he wanted America to be more like France. Be it, it was when France was actually badass but it doesn't stand the test of time |
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Post by thecontender on Oct 8, 2012 16:33:27 GMT -5
Teddy Roosevelt > All Therefore Teddy wins. Agreed. Former boxer, and also made it through the Amazon. |
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Oct 8, 2012 17:21:32 GMT -5
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