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Post by An Old Villain on Oct 13, 2012 0:29:28 GMT -5
I ask of you, what is the secret to a long and happy marriage?
Bonus points for creativity.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Oct 13, 2012 0:33:24 GMT -5
Cheating.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2012 0:40:26 GMT -5
A donkey , chocolate and lots of lube.
None of these things are to be used in conjunction with each other.
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Post by Throwback on Oct 13, 2012 0:48:05 GMT -5
answer for girls - blowjobs
answer for guys - what ever the hell she wants
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Jeremy
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Post by Jeremy on Oct 13, 2012 0:48:56 GMT -5
The moment you say I do. Turn, leave, never see her again. Less chance you will piss her off and vice versa.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Oct 13, 2012 0:58:01 GMT -5
You're a Paul Heyman guy, right?
After saying I do, kiss your bride's mom and scream out "I'M HARDCORE, I CAN TAKE EM BOTH ON!"
Scout's promise that it'll work out in the end.
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Post by tartsonawire on Oct 13, 2012 1:01:47 GMT -5
Nerf bats. But seriously, congratulations  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2012 1:05:59 GMT -5
Initiate a cloning program where you clone her at various points of your relationship: when you first met, when you went on your first date, first time you made love, when you first moved in with each other, when you got married, when (if) she gets pregnant for the first time, and so on, with a clone for every 5 years or so until you reach old age. Spend time with whatever version you wish, mix it up when you get bored with a particular aspect of her.
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Post by britishbulldog on Oct 13, 2012 1:37:09 GMT -5
First let me say congrats. Second get the book "Marriage Fitness" by Mort Fertel. Read and study it. This book will help guide you on how to stay happy in your marriage. I wish I would have found it a few years earlier. Love her, tell her, show her. Make her your number one thing in your life. Expect her to do the same.
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Oct 13, 2012 8:26:19 GMT -5
First when they ask if you take this blah blah, they ask her first, then when they ask you reply with "YES! YES! YES!" And instead of the wedding march playing as you walk out of the ceremony they'll play the Ride of the Valkyries as you skip out. But the secret to a long happy marriage is simple. You just need to get a glue gun, some rhinestones and sequins, and meet me at the retirement home.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2012 11:40:29 GMT -5
The exact same recipe for a long and healthy relationship.
If you don't know that, you probably shouldn't be getting married.
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Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 13, 2012 13:49:12 GMT -5
If anyone has a reason why these two should not be wed, let them speak now, or forever hold their peace.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Oct 13, 2012 15:48:19 GMT -5
To quote Scott Caan in Hawaii 5-0
"never get married, just find someone you hate and buy them a house"
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Post by zeez on Oct 13, 2012 16:32:15 GMT -5
Money, antidepressants, and babies.
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 13, 2012 16:43:55 GMT -5
Let her have her own way in every decision, except for sex where you need to get all "Fifty Shades" on her.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Oct 13, 2012 17:22:13 GMT -5
Let her have her own way in every decision, except for sex where you need to get all "Fifty Shades" on her. ...This is uh.. pretty accurate |
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Post by Bam Neeley on Oct 13, 2012 17:25:28 GMT -5
Mind control.
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Post by marvelocity on Oct 13, 2012 22:41:42 GMT -5
Doesn't matter. The women always have the brain control to trump our mind control. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2012 22:58:53 GMT -5
I was worried. I remember one thread that someone made here before that they are getting married tomorrow and plans to break up and a miscarriage happened a few weeks before or something.
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Post by Mac on Oct 13, 2012 23:01:04 GMT -5
All eachother space. My wife and I have three bank accounts, one for me, one for her, and one for us. We both put 2/4 checks from work in the OUR account to pay bills. This eway our money is seperate and the one cant chew the other out for spending their own money
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