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Post by xCompackx on Jul 4, 2012 23:44:33 GMT -5
Probably a weird question... but does anyone have a Fleshlight? I've kinda wanted one for awhile but due to some issues (issues being parents and the fact my little brother is super nosy when it comes to packages  ) I can't really buy one right now. But regardless, how is it? |
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Jul 4, 2012 23:49:10 GMT -5
It should be interesting to see if anyone actually owns up to having one...
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Jul 4, 2012 23:49:20 GMT -5
...well this sure ain't one of the most awkward topics in FAN/Wrestlecrap history
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2012 23:50:27 GMT -5
I still don't get the point of it...
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Post by twiggy101 on Jul 4, 2012 23:51:06 GMT -5
What's wrong with hookers?
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jul 4, 2012 23:51:21 GMT -5
If I ever get to the point where I would consider getting a fleshlight, I'll donate my Penis to Science.
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Post by Krazee on Jul 4, 2012 23:53:07 GMT -5
it's like a dildo, except your pee pee goes into it instead of it going into your bum bum
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Post by Starshine on Jul 5, 2012 0:11:30 GMT -5
I'm kind of curious to know how it compares to the real thing. But I'm also not in a position where I'd ever want to admit to myself that I own one.
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Post by Lord Rahl on Jul 5, 2012 0:31:51 GMT -5
Hell, if I could afford one, I'd totally own one. Joe Rogan makes a very good point on this....women can have their sex toys and its not weird......why cant a guy?
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Post by Starshine on Jul 5, 2012 0:33:04 GMT -5
Hell, if I could afford one, I'd totally own one. Joe Rogan makes a very good point on this....women can have their sex toys and its not weird......why cant a guy? Double standards.  |
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Jul 5, 2012 0:34:00 GMT -5
Hell, if I could afford one, I'd totally own one. Joe Rogan makes a very good point on this....women can have their sex toys and its not weird......why cant a guy? Because clean up is more difficult? |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2012 0:34:11 GMT -5
Is it wrong that I want one? I'm a pathetic bastard, what can I say? |
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Post by triplethreatmark on Jul 5, 2012 0:35:16 GMT -5
Hell, if I could afford one, I'd totally own one. Joe Rogan makes a very good point on this....women can have their sex toys and its not weird......why cant a guy? I wholeheartedly agree with this. And let's be honest here. You're never going to bang Eva Angelina. But you can f*** the fleshlight created in her vagina's image. |
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Post by Sc on Jul 5, 2012 0:35:33 GMT -5
I did not know what a fleshlight was until this topic. I honestly thought it was some type of flashlight that is able to shine light through flesh. What's wrong with hookers? It's illegal in 49 states. |
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Post by juvijuiceisloose on Jul 5, 2012 0:38:05 GMT -5
I know it'll never happen, but other than pornstars I'd love to see celebrity Fleshlights.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Jul 5, 2012 0:39:21 GMT -5
I know it'll never happen, but other than pornstars I'd love to see celebrity Fleshlights. *thinks about Emma Stone fleshlight* |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2012 0:40:57 GMT -5
I know it'll never happen, but other than pornstars I'd love to see celebrity Fleshlights. *thinks about Emma Stone fleshlight* Man, my night sucks to begin with, why did you have to post that? |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2012 0:41:08 GMT -5
I know it'll never happen, but other than pornstars I'd love to see celebrity Fleshlights. *thinks about Emma Stone fleshlight* Hello double pack..AJ and Layla fleshlights. *what do you mean highest and fastest selling product in history? we just got them 5min ago* |
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Post by Lord Rahl on Jul 5, 2012 0:41:14 GMT -5
Is it wrong that I want one? I'm a pathetic bastard, what can I say? Not wrong at all and definitely doesnt make you a pathetic bastard. Whats wrong with having a device that makes masturbation better? |
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Post by Crusty Ruffles on Jul 5, 2012 0:42:26 GMT -5
I've certainly thought about it. Problem is, at least from my browsings of local adult novelty stores, those things are freakin' expensive.
More power to ya if you have the money for one. I'm making due with my God given talent and accessories. ;D
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) I can't really buy one right now. But regardless, how is it? 
