Post by Yami Daimao on Jul 3, 2012 22:35:25 GMT -5
Or at least, the real reason.
So we know the usual routine; Bruce Banner gets mad, turns green, almost triples in body size, and goes on a rampage. But have you ever noticed that not EVERYTHING becomes as big as the rest of his body? Think about it, if his body becomes so big that his clothes can no longer contain him, why doesn't his pants do the same? Even with stretchy pants, there would at least be an obvious tent pitched.
If you haven't figured it out yet, I'm talking about his penis.
Surely if his body mass increases by that much, that the same should also apply to his wang, breaking through his pants and eliminating what little clothing he has left. But judging by every photo and piece of footage that I've seen, it appears that while the rest of his body blows up, his little jimmy stays exactly that; little.
Is that way he's always so mad? Does he believe that it's a delayed reaction, and that with enough anger and destruction, that his dong will eventually follow suit and finally increase in size so that it's properly proportioned with the rest of his body?
All Hulk wants is a bigger package.
I've only had about an hour of sleep last night, so forgive my ignorance.
So we know the usual routine; Bruce Banner gets mad, turns green, almost triples in body size, and goes on a rampage. But have you ever noticed that not EVERYTHING becomes as big as the rest of his body? Think about it, if his body becomes so big that his clothes can no longer contain him, why doesn't his pants do the same? Even with stretchy pants, there would at least be an obvious tent pitched.
If you haven't figured it out yet, I'm talking about his penis.
Surely if his body mass increases by that much, that the same should also apply to his wang, breaking through his pants and eliminating what little clothing he has left. But judging by every photo and piece of footage that I've seen, it appears that while the rest of his body blows up, his little jimmy stays exactly that; little.
Is that way he's always so mad? Does he believe that it's a delayed reaction, and that with enough anger and destruction, that his dong will eventually follow suit and finally increase in size so that it's properly proportioned with the rest of his body?
All Hulk wants is a bigger package.
I've only had about an hour of sleep last night, so forgive my ignorance.
