Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 7, 2012 23:23:26 GMT -5
While I'm posting out of character chatter, I'll note that it was personal disappoint that Hawk didn't get a chance to tame that wild horse.
Edit: Oh, and the big notable change for season 2 will be the implementation of the Seasons expansion so we're gonna have some holiday episodes! Woooohoooooo!
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 8, 2012 0:51:26 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Episode Fifteen: New Dog Smell Hawk's up a few hours early before work, he's finally over that "sleeping like a college student" thing.
A few hours to go before work, the perfect time to practice guitar.
Apparently that's his new work uniform; he really should do something about those balloons.
The first thing Hawk notices upon arriving at work is a stray puppy. What's up with animals and kids wandering around town unattended?
Oh yeah, that's another promotion baby. Hawk's an Undercover Specialist now, hopefully that means new clothes.
After asking the puppy who his owner was and not getting an answer, Hawk decides it's totally cool to take him home. Hello new puppy.
Hawk had to rebuff yet another advance from Carolina Lindquist. Not only does he have a girlfriend but he has a puppy to take care of!
After giving little Dexter some affection, this thing show up in the bedroom. I'm not entirely sure what it is, but I think it's evil.
Goddamn evil!
Yes, kick it! Kick the evil bunny gnome thing that materialized in your room!
Hawk and Dexter get along really well. Whoever let this puppy go is a real monster.
A little more affection and Hawk is off to the Port-a-Potty Warehouse to party the night away.
Hawk, dressed to the 9s, can't figure out why that chick has on a lab coat.
He quickly forgot about it though as he discovered the Skee-Ball machines. This is clearly the best nightclub ever.
After the Skee-Ball, Hawk bonded with this stranger over some Captain Spaceman.
Hawk is trying to check out that gyroscope thing but this pimp insists on taking his picture.
This guy too. This they must be glad someone finally smacked around that Joshua Simms.
It's finally Hawk's time to spin, high speed, let's do this!
This was an awful idea. Someone stop this contraption of death.
Not the most graceful of exits but at least he got out before he threw up.
Exhausted from his outing, Hawk returns home and is warmly greeted by Dexter, who gets a treat for being so damn cute.
After the late snack, it's time for Hawk and Dex to sleep; With Dexter crawled up at the foot of his bed, Hawk dreams of his awesome new puppy.
We're a just a few episodes out from the finale now; Hawk is still developing his skills, advancing quickly at work, and his romance with Sadie is hotter than ever. Add in the thrill of a new pet and it's hard to argue that Hawkeye is living the good life. Will his happiness continue? Find out on future episodes of the Jefferson Show!
Wednesday Night Skill Development/Time with Dexter Dinner at home with Sadie/Introducing her to Dexter
Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 7 --> Undercover Specialist Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 6; Logic --> Level 5; Charisma --> Level 6; Cooking --> Level 5; Handiness --> 6; Guitar --> 3 Active Lifetime Rewards: Observant; Lendary Host
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Nov 8, 2012 0:59:03 GMT -5
Introduce Sadie to the dog!
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Nov 8, 2012 1:01:36 GMT -5
Dinner with Sadie
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 8, 2012 1:06:14 GMT -5
...is everyone as stoked about this new puppy as I am?
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Nov 8, 2012 3:46:03 GMT -5
Dinner at home with Sadie/Introducing her to Dexter
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Matt
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Post by Matt on Nov 8, 2012 13:41:50 GMT -5
I am loving this. Can't wait for the next episode
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 8, 2012 15:54:16 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Episode Sixteen: Hawk's Day Off
Hawk did what all of us do on our days off...got up two hours earlier than usual to talk to himself. Dexter is doing things right.
You see that sadness? That's the face of a man called into work on his day off.
No sign of stray children or animals this morning.
Luckily they only needed Hawk for a few hours; He can't help but be confused by this lady he passes on his way home.
It's not long before Courtney Fisher is calling to ask for a date. This is getting tiring. Why is that goddamn pink terror back?!
Well hello Mr. Stray Cat.
And hello allergies, back away devil feline.
Allergy attack over, it's time for some quality tug of war time with Dexter.
Then it's time for some guitar practice, Dexter reacts by barking at the fridge.
A skill point later and Hawk is calling Sadie for a night in, she accepts and heads over.
Who that thing inside?!
Get it boy!
Why does the computer always break when Sadie's around?
Dexter is excited to say his hellos and forgets how to walk.
He makes a smooth recover by sniffing Sadie. She's very taken with him.
Hawkeye asks Sadie to spend the night, Dexter acts as wingman, she accepts. Good dog.
It's not long before things move to the bedroom. Dexter is tired from all the excitement and falls asleep dreaming of turkey.
Not a scene for the kiddies.
Hawkeye fell asleep while Sadie decided it was time to play darts. Apparently, that son of a bitch Joshua was hanging out outside all night.
That's it with episode sixteen. Sadie and Hawk are getting more and more serious everyday while Haweye and Dexter grow closer. Will Josh ever stop stalking around the Hawk's Nest? Find out on future episodes of the Jefferson Show. Thursday Night Activity Skill Development Night Out
Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 6 --> Vice Squad Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 6; Logic --> Level 5; Charisma --> Level 7; Cooking --> Level 5; Handiness --> 6; Guitar --> 4
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Matt
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Post by Matt on Nov 8, 2012 16:43:18 GMT -5
Work on the skills
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 9, 2012 2:22:47 GMT -5
I'm bumping this in hope of votes.
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Nov 9, 2012 12:09:11 GMT -5
Skill Development. Great series btw
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Nov 9, 2012 12:26:53 GMT -5
Skill development.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 9, 2012 18:21:32 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Episode Seventeen: Shocking Turn of Events
Sadie and Dexter use the middle of the night to do some bonding. Joshua Simms stood around on the porch for about six hours. Creep.
His begging works and soon Dexter is face first in a bowl of food twice his size.
Sadie thinks that bunny thing is creepy too. Maybe Hawk should gift it to Joshua?
4:30 a.m., Dexter decided to wake Sadie and Hawk both up and then run away. He's a strange dog.
Why do you keep changing forms?!
The early wake up call ruining their sleep plans, Hawk decides to make waffles while Sadie plays more darts. She really loves that game.
Dexter finally adorables his way into a game of tug of war with Sadie.
That is a fine looking plate of waffles.
Soon, it's off to work for Hawk. It must be hard to be work undercover when your ride is a blue van, you report to the courthouse everyday, and you're a celebrity.
After an uneventful day at work, it's another ride in the bright blue undercover van for Hawk.
Hawk thanks Dex for not chewing on the furniture or peeing on the floor (again) with a hug.
Hawk has to tell Yolanda Lemmon that's he not at all interested in dating her. He really should do something to put an end to all this. In the meantime, time to fix the computer.
Hawk's screwdriver based repair methods fail him and he goes from most electrifying to most electrified in a matter of seconds.
...should we be calling for help?
He's okay! Time to call a professional.
Are you sure you should be doing dishes instead of going to the hospital?
Apparently, a shower was all Hawk needed to get over the trauma of being electrocuted. Hawk decides to spend the rest of evening improving his cooking skills in the safest way possible.
An upgrade in ability later and Hawk is fast asleep to dream of cooking. Real one track mind on this fella.
Episode seventeen is over and now Hawk has had his first brush with his own mortality. Will this force him to change his ways or will he just keep going around sticking screwdrivers into broken stuff? Find out on the Jefferson Show.
Friday Night Activity Open Choice
Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 6 --> Vice Squad Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 6; Logic --> Level 5; Charisma --> Level 7; Cooking --> Level 6; Handiness --> 6; Guitar --> 4
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Nov 9, 2012 18:55:30 GMT -5
I think the viewing audience wants more Sadie!
Preferably in a place where Kerry is!
*crowd* oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 9, 2012 21:31:49 GMT -5
I think the viewing audience wants more Sadie! Preferably in a place where Kerry is! *crowd* oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Does this man speak for the rest of you?
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Post by TOO SWEET on Nov 9, 2012 21:36:24 GMT -5
Yes he does. Can't wait for some Sadie/Kerry drama.
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Nov 9, 2012 22:02:38 GMT -5
The hell is that creepy bunny thing? I'd love to see some Kerry/Sadie drama.
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 9, 2012 22:34:15 GMT -5
The hell is that creepy bunny thing? I'd love to see some Kerry/Sadie drama. I'm uploading the screens for episode 18 here in a few minutes and then I'll get to work writing the episode. Apparently, that bunny thing is a gnome that only appears every .1% time a dog barks at the fridge. Dexter has brought this curse upon the Hawk's Nest.
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 9, 2012 23:25:53 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Episode Eighteen: Friday Night Smackdown
Hawk's up early again this morning but it's work, not Dexter that has him rising before dawn.
I think you're doing that whole "undercover" thing wrong. Speaking of which, what's with the uniform? Are you undercover as a member of Nickleback?
Out of work with an hour to kill before his next shift, Hawk decides to play guitar outside. He plays way better than anyone in Nickleback.
Hawk got a promotion so he decided to take Sadie out to celebrate. A change of clothes better be on the agenda.
Thankfully he changed before he met up with Sadie at Rodeo-a-Go-Go. She can't stop talking about his car.
Once inside, Hawk decides to show off by mounting the mechanical bull on the most difficult setting.
Things going well, Hawk decides to do some tricks.
This is not going according to plan.
Who put a cactus there?! That is very unsafe!
Dusted off and recovered, Hawk decides to dance the pain away.
Dance time over, it's time to play pool, there is no sense to be made about what Hawk is talking about.
The bar clearing out, Hawk and Sadie go to the diner for a late dinner.
Sadie's not pleased being photographed, it's time for the Hawk to do something!
Joshua doesn't seem to be getting the point of this verbal beating as his mind wanders to computers.
That's it, time for the Hawk to lay the smackdown again.
You don't wanna step to this.
After finally giving Joshua a well deserved beating, Hawkeye and Sadie spend a while talking before heading home.
Why are you outside now?
Hawk immediately picked Dexter up upon arriving at the Nest, presumably to tell him the story of how he beat that guy up.
A long day of work, a great date with Sadie, and laying to Josh are enough to make a Hawk tired.
As episode eighteen concludes, we find ourselves only one episode away from the season finale. Will the rest of the season be smooth for our star or will things hit the fan soon? The only way to find out is to keep watching the Jefferson Show. Saturday Night Activity Free Choice
Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 6 --> Vice Squad Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 6; Logic --> Level 5; Charisma --> Level 7; Cooking --> Level 6; Handiness --> 6; Guitar --> 4
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 10, 2012 11:16:52 GMT -5
Bump for activity suggestion.
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