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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 26, 2012 1:04:26 GMT -5
Hey everyone, welcome to yet another video game centric creative endeavor from Hawkeye Jefferson. This new project is a Sims 3 centered story with your input and that brand of bizarre humor only Hawkeye can provide and only 14 people here enjoy. Let's get down to the story. Meet Hawkeye Jefferson; a young man, only 33 days shy of full blown adulthood, on the fast track of achieving his lifetime goal of becoming an international super spy. Charming, athletic, and intelligent, young Mr. Jefferson has the world as his feet. Unfortunately, the climb up career ladder is a long one and right now, he's just a bachelor living alone in a small, two bedroom home. Despite having an immense inheritance left to him when his parents died while he was an infant, Hawkeye chooses to live a modest life, thinking his parents would rather he grow up decent and hard working rather then spoiled by his wealth. What Hawkeye doesn't know is that his entire life has been crafted by a dedicated team of writers, producers, and a director who work to produce the most entertaining "everyman reality" show possible. Hawkeye has reached a pivotal time in his life, a time where he'll develop the skills and relationships that will shape the remainder of his life and the later seasons of the Jefferson show. Just as Hawkeye must change, so must the format of the show, in the all new season the Show Runners have introduced a new level of audience interaction. Outside of the skills he must learn to achieve his dreams and bring the series to a happy conclusion, all other skill development will be left to the will of the audience. Will our star become a master chef or will he be more mechanically inclined? Will he paint while not assignment or will he spend his free time wrist deep in potting soil? As important as developing skills will be, developing relationships will be just as important and, once again, audience participation will decide Jefferson's relationships. Choose who you want to see our hero befriend and who you want his enemies to be. Will the love of his life be the girl he met outside the bookstore or will he fall for his attractive boss? You will decide. Now that we have that long winded introduction out of the way, we move on to the pictures with a special "Jefferson Show" edition of siMTV Cribs featuring Hawkeye's brand new bachelor pad. The outside of the "Hawk's Nest", not bad for a guy out on his own for the first time.We immediately find this seating area. That rug really ties this room together.On the way to the TV area, you see this bookshelf and wall "art". These are exclusive pieces from the Garage Sale Gallery.Ah, now it all makes sense, the decoration budget went to buying a television. That probably explains the chairs in the "dining room."Seriously, do you see those things? I hope your neighbors still come by to welcome you to the neighborhood after you stole the chairs they threw on the curb.Every bachelor needs a pet, Hawkeye settled on a pair of fish. This Nina, she's a shark and she will f*** your s*** up. Look at how fierce she is.The entire production staff insists that there's a fish named Kenyon in there but I've never seen him once. I suspect this is all just a rib on the audience.Welcome to the bedroom, where all the magic happens...or it would, if Hawkeye knew anyone. Unfortunately, with all the excitement of the move, he hasn't had time to hit the town and socialize yet. With launch of a new season and the audience participation, that should change soon.We continue our demonstration of displeasing decoration, we get this lovely 1940s pin-up reproduction (in a swanky frame) as well as this incredibly hip photo series above the bed.We wrap up our tour with his piece. No one's quite sure what it is, some say a rabbit, some say clouds, some say a female reproductive system. Regardless of what it is, I think we all know what it's not, and that's good art. That tour would've included the bathroom but it's small and there's nothing to see. There's also an empty bedroom and that provides one of the first audience choices, what should Hawkeye use the empty bedroom for? A work out room? A personal arcade? Bathroom expansion? In the meantime, Hawkeye is going to a local park to try and meet some new people. You'll see that and more in episode one of the Jefferson Show.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 26, 2012 1:12:28 GMT -5
Pre-episode one Sim informationName: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 1 --> Snitch Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 2; Logic --> Level 4
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 26, 2012 2:10:35 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Episode One: Socializing in the ParkAfter a long day of work, we start episode one in the park where our star has gone in an effort to meet new people. We find him......hiding in the bushes. Look man, that's not a way to meet friends, that's a way to get a reputation as a weirdo. Straighten it up and get to socializing.After creeping around the bushes for a bit longer, Hawkeye decides to emerge to meet Lindy Avilla. The two stand around for a while, talking about exercise at length before Lindy excuses herself to eat. That's not a fat joke.Told you that wasn't a joke.His conversational partner deciding picnicing is more important that chatting, Hawkeye wanders around he meets Ernesto, who works as a "beverage consultant" and seems to have issues properly working a hat.After an extensive turkey leg related discussion with Ernesto, Hawkeye notices something...That guy has the same hoodie!Deciding this is too much to ignore, Hawkeye marches over to introduce himself, showing flagrant disregard for both Same Hoodie Guy's picnic and his picnic blanket.Same Hoodie Guy (or Santiago Castellanos, as he insists he's named) doesn't seem to mind though as he greets Hawkeye.He went on about this weird blue planet for a few hours, I think it may have been an extended Scientology pitch.SHG's friend was entirely indifferent to the conversation going on, choosing to stand around aimlessly instead of joining in.His first attempt ruined, SHG's friend tried again to have a peaceful picnic.He failed. Notice the barely visible guy sitting behind Same Hoodie Guy trying to eat a sandwich.Fed up with conversation ruining his sandwich eating, this living Tron character stormed off.Hawkeye took a cab home a short time later after everyone else had left the park. He started the night off stalking around the bushes, it wouldn't do his reputation much good to stick around long after everyone else had gone.After arriving home, Hawkeye chose to work on his logic skill some before going to bed.Bedtime for Mr. Jefferson means the end of episode one. With work looming in the morning, Hawkeye turns his attention to the afternoon and we turn our attention to a new audience decision. How will Hawkeye spend the afternoon? On the town meeting new people. Skill development. Shopping excursion.Please be specific in your voting, his future is in your hands. We hope to see you again for episode two.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2012 13:28:14 GMT -5
Skill development!
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 26, 2012 22:43:26 GMT -5
Because I have not a single other thing to do on my day off, here's another installment of the Jefferson Show. The Jefferson Show Episode Two: "Shoeless" Hawk Jefferson Hawkeye wakes up in the morning feeling like...a recent college graduate. Nice duds man.
Waking up with just an hour to spare before work, Hawkeye chooses to spend his free time staring around his empty room.
After roughly forty five minutes of staring around at all the nothing, Hawk decides to get dressed and wait for the carpool outside. Look man, I know your job is low paying but can you at least put on some shoes?
The carpool showed up thirty minutes late. Hawkeye ran off to work, still shoeless.
Displaying a cool aloofness, Jefferson pretends to admire the surroundings while really just trying not stare at the olive colored woman.
Alright, I realize that everyone inside is hard at work but can we please send someone outside to bust up what is obviously a drug deal happening under that tree? Side note but I knew there was something fishy about Ernesto, you can't trust a man with a hat like that.
Despite everyone missing the in no way subtle drug deal outside, Hawkeye got a promotion today! He went from snitch to desk jockey. This promotion didn't come with shoes apparently.
After a short ride home in this rolling can, Hawkeye returns home to find his floor turning black. Either that's a serious mold problem or...no, that's probably a serious mold problem.
Hawkeye decides to attack this problem head on by...feeding his fish. Well, proper pet care is important, even when your floor is rotting away under you. Notice how Nina attacks the offering like a warrior going in for the kill while Kenyon still refuses to show up.
After the feeding, Hawkeye decides to advance in life, he needs to work on being more charismatic and the only way to do that is to stand in front of a mirror and talk for hours...
...and hours...
...and hours....
His talking is only interrupted to talk some more when Mustache Nick Cage calls to have a lively discussion about...
...chalk. I don't even speak their language and I nearly passed out from boredom listening to this.
The excitement of that phone call behind him, Hawkeye takes to the kitchen to cook himself the dinner of kings, macaroni and cheese. I'm not one to criticize one's cooking method but that seems look too many ingredients.
After finishing his dinner, Hawkeye decides to stand around his kitchen and think about the dinner he just ate. This guy does a lot of deep thinking about nothing.
After getting all hopped up on carbs and starches at dinner, Hawk decides to do a three hour cardio workout before bed.
In bed, Hawkeye sleeps peacefully with visions of handcuffs dancing in his head.
With another episode in the books, Hawkeye is starting to develop into a well rounded young man. With a promotion raising his spirits and the promise of new friendships on the horizon, life should soon get interesting for Mr. Jefferson.What community lots should Hawkeye visit tomorrow? List of Lots
Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 2 --> Desk Jockey Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 2; Logic --> Level 4; Charisma --> Level 1; Cooking --> Level 1
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Oct 26, 2012 23:09:24 GMT -5
This is awesome! I vote he goes to "Delmar Beach", just cause.
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Post by Lila on Oct 26, 2012 23:45:42 GMT -5
I totally want to do this myself. I love it.
EDIT: I have the game running the background right now. Was testing out a mod I updated for the latest patch.
Voted Mick's Master Karaoke
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Oct 27, 2012 0:35:47 GMT -5
Port-A-Party Warehouse!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 27, 2012 2:34:58 GMT -5
Urbane Center for the Arts!
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Oct 27, 2012 3:05:58 GMT -5
Do some creeping on the beach.
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 28, 2012 12:29:14 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Episode Three: Beach Party BingoMaking a habit of getting out of bed just an hour before work, Hawkeye decides to indulge in some cereal, which happens to look like the macaroni he had.
Cleanliness is important, especially when your kitchen floor is rotting away underneath you, however I don't think I've ever seen anyone go elbow deep in the sink washing a single bowl.
Another shoeless day of work, another day pretending to ignore that green woman.
What's worse, the fact that Hawkeye has left so many newspapers to yellow or the fact that the papergirl can't be assed to put the paper on the porch?
While sitting at his desk, Hawkeye noticed these two people out the window. The man moved along with his day fairly quickly while the woman stood next to that bush reading for five hours.
Another hard day of paper pushing in the books, Hawk sets off to the beach. Finally, a place where they won't look at him funny for not wearing shoes. Also, dude, what happened to your hair? Do I want to know?
Alright, we're ready and stylin' for the beach, look out ladies, here comes the Hawk!
...he may be underdressed.
Despite wearing at least 60% less clothing than everyone else at the party, Hawkeye still manages to ensnare a lady with his spastic gyrating.
All danced out, Hawk gets invited to play pool by the Man with the Yellow Hat...
...who promptly walks out as soon as he starts losing. What the hell man?
Unfettered by the rejection of Yellow Hat guy, Hawkeye quickly meets Arthur Rudolph, they get along quite well despite Hawk's insistence on calling him "Jive Soul Bro." The conversation came to an abrupt end when JSB left screaming about food and his bed.
Hawk deals with the sadness of the dying party by running on a treadmill on the next lot over. This guy is seriously a work-out addict; you leave him alone in a room with two babies, some duct tape, and a broom, twenty minutes later, he's bench pressing babies.
Satisfied with gaining another athletic point, Hawkeye returns home to play some online chess...
...before going to bed to dream of chalkboards. Does this guy have some weird fetish that we haven't discovered yet?
And that's the end of episode three of the Jefferson Show. How does everyone feel about the season so far? We're coming up on the weekend which means Hawkeye will need a slate of events. Should he go mingle in a public lot or shut himself in to improve himself. I really hope it's not that second thing because that's boring television.How should Hawkeye spend his Thursday night? At home working on skills. Out on the town.
Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 2 --> Desk Jockey Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 3; Logic --> Level 4; Charisma --> Level 1; Cooking --> Level 1
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Oct 28, 2012 18:06:56 GMT -5
Out on the Town!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Oct 28, 2012 18:27:43 GMT -5
Out on the town, but he needs to build up that charisma!
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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 29, 2012 15:33:31 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Episode Four: In Da Club.Out of bed with three hours to spare before work. How does Hawk spend his morning?
Talking to himself in the mirror, obviously.
After some charisma improvement, Hawkeye is off to work and that means no time for phone calls, skanks.
After a long day at work (including time in the gym and a barely earned promotion), Hawkeye decides to go to the karaoke bar.
Oh yeah, here's a party. That guy in the back hates this song.
With the party downstairs, Mr. Jefferson decides to go upstairs alone to work on a pool trick that apparently involves a food processor.
It didn't work! The food processor tried to dome Hawk with the pool balls he stuffed in it.
The karaoke party dying, Hawkeye wanders off to ride the mechanical bull in the bar across the street.
Hawkalong Jefferson handles the robotic beast well for a while.
Before getting bucked off. The mechanical bull is entirely against the idea of looking cool for the ladies.
He must've looked cool enough for owner Jesse Lu who started chatting him up the second he approached the bar.
They chatted and flirted until Mustache Nick Cage called again. Does this guy always have to ruin everything?
Jesse distracted with customers, Hawkeye wanders upstairs to play foosball and mingle with Madeline Buckshot and Carolina Lindquist.
Madeline excused herself, citing stomach pains, as soon as this creepy looking Fennigan Sawyer fella joined the game. That's sad Fen, you gave her flowers and now you've given her nausea, or maybe the creeps. Probably both.
Looks like her sickness was temporary as she came back upstairs to talk to the Hawk.
Fennigan was pissed to see Madeline and Hawkeye flirting with each other. That didn't stop him from watching it happen for a hour but he wasn't happy about it.
After a successful night of girl chasing, Hawkeye has to be responsible and pay the bills.
And recycle (since that papergirl continues to insist on being dumb).
Then it's off to bed to dream of...death?! What the hell man? Go back to handcuffs and chalk.
That concludes episode four of the Jefferson Show. Hawkeye's skill set as well as list of acquaintances are both growing well with the guidance of the audience. But now we face the first audience participation Friday.What should Hawkeye do on Friday night? Try to meet guys to form his own group of bros. Attempt to have an evening out with either Madeline or Jess.Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 3 --> Traffic Cop Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 3; Logic --> Level 4; Charisma --> Level 2; Cooking --> Level 1
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Oct 29, 2012 16:13:05 GMT -5
Attempt to have an evening out with Jess!
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 30, 2012 16:17:21 GMT -5
Attempt to have an evening out with Jess! Sounds like a good idea but if she tells me to call back later, I'm going out with Madeline. Episode five will be up tonight, I just gotta peel myself away from WWE '13 long enough to make it happen. How's everyone liking this so far? I know it's a bit slow now but once Hawkeye starts making friends and such, things should improve.
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 1, 2012 13:50:00 GMT -5
The Jefferson Show Episode Five: Love Connection
Up for work, Hawkeye decides it's time for toast. Weird since he pulled that piece, jelly and all, right out of the fridge.
With Hawk destracted, Kenyon takes this opportunity to make his first appearance.
Hawkeye's off to work yet again but at least he finally has shoes!
After a slow day at the office where not one single person read in the bushes or dealt drugs outside, Hawkeye calls Jesse to try and score a date...spoiler, she said no.
Undeterred by the rejection of Jesse, Hawekye calls Madeline...who also said no. Also, why is that guy standing on that water? Am I the only one seeing this?
Destined to fly solo for the night, Hawkeye hits hotspot MN8 where he's all alone with the owner.
Apparently the party was upstairs as Hawkeye found out. That's local celebrity Kerry Kasmir he's playing Exploding Tank Man with. She wandered off shortly after. Deciding that being alone isn't fun, Hawkeye pursues her.
Then she tells him that he's boring. Looks like it's new credit card time!
Looks like disco balls are more her thing as she immediately became more interested in flirty as soon as Hawk mentioned them.
A little conversation later and it's Kiss City for Hawk and Kerry while the paparazzi click away in the background.
Paul Best calls Hawkeye over for some conversation but Kerry isn't through with him yet. That's a bit clingy for a girl he just met.
Hawk doesn't care though as he decides to take her stargazing. I find the best place to go look at the stars is just outside of a nightclub in the middle of town.
This Joshua Simms guy spent most of his evening taking notes on Kerry and Hawkeye. When Kerry excused herself to the bathroom, this guy walked right up to Hawkeye and took a picture of him before walking away. What a jerk, that flash is bright.
With the party dead and Kerry heading home for the evening, it's time to return to the Hawk's Nest for a night of rest and jogging dreams.
That's it for episode five. Hawkeye is advancing nicely in all areas; he's upwardly mobile at his job, he's fleshing out a full skill set, and now there's a love interest in play. How will all of this develop? Find out in episode six of the Jefferson Show!What skill should Hawkeye work on next? Continue a Current Skill. Learn something new.
Saturday Night Activity? House Party Date with Kerry
Stat Update Name: Hawkeye Jefferson Career: Law Enforcement --> Level 3 --> Traffic Cop Lifetime Goal: Become an International Super Spy Traits: Genius, Good Sense of Humor, Charismatic, Athletic, Ambitious Skills: Athletic --> Level 3; Logic --> Level 4; Charisma --> Level 3; Cooking --> Level 1 Relationships: Evan Best --> Good Friend; Kerry Kasmir --> Love Interest
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Nov 1, 2012 16:22:11 GMT -5
Continue a current skill
House Party
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Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on Nov 1, 2012 17:38:12 GMT -5
I'm starting to think you're my number one fan.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Nov 1, 2012 20:07:42 GMT -5
This thread is pretty awesome.
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