Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 19, 2012 13:09:56 GMT -5
Someone please explain to me how Transgression and Redemption can call themselves the Tag Team Champions without having defended the belts in MONTHS.
Seriously, it baffles me. Every other title has been defended consistently. Did you not hear what I said, Hayden? I just said that my brother and I hadn't defended the titles in a while but we will be doing just that in two weeks.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 19, 2012 16:33:30 GMT -5
Still, you've been walking around with those titles for over two months, and not once did you two defend them.
In fact, how did you two win the belts in the first place?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 20, 2012 0:42:10 GMT -5
Aaron, one small fact that I know you'll just love to be reminded of. Every time the two of us have been on opposite sides in a match I've won. Gookermania I may not have pinned you but you didn't take the Freakin Awesome title. About a month ago you couldn't beat me there, given the referee did make a bad call, but if you were as good as you say,you would have won regardless. And then you decided that I deserved a cheap shot for the ref's mistake!
And really that part alone doesn't bother me. What bothers me is that you accepted the handshake and then you took the shot. I don't think FAWA needs a coward as the World Heavyweight Champion.
Now onto BRB, the festering pimple on the hindquarters of FAWA, who apparently deserves a title match for not having won a match since my debut here.
Seriously, when I was winning the Freakin Awesome title for the first time, you were shouting I QUIT!
When I was winning the same title a second time you were going over the top rope in Battle Bowl.
And I don't think I need to remind anyone of Gookermania.
BRB: Brag all you want. This company's World Heavyweight Champion needed help from a biased Special Guest Referee.
I was the final elimination in the Battle Bowl when the longest reigning Television Champion teamed up with the now World Heavyweight Champion.
I was toying with Demented until my own personal enforcer betrayed me on the biggest stage of them all.
Now you listen to me, BRB, and you listen good, Antihero: I don't lose. I get cheated, I get double crossed, and I get unfairly treated by the very people who owe me their jobs.
You call me a festering pimple on the hindquarters of this company? I am the pound-for-pound best wrestler in this company's history and I own the damn thing!
You think you're the King of the Mountain, Antihero, but you're just the King of an Anthill that I will dust aside with my boot.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 20, 2012 0:44:41 GMT -5
Actually, he's not the King of the Anthill. He lost in the first round.
Just thought you should know
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 20, 2012 1:19:24 GMT -5
I would just like to point out that I don't owe you anything, Brawler. You vacated my title because you tried and failed to silence me. I don't owe you my job, it's the other way around, because without Aaron Enigma in FAWA, the ratings would drop, merchandise sales would plummet and the fans wouldn't be into it anymore.
You might be the Majority Shareholder, but let me tell you that I am THE draw in this company. Ask people on the street, they'll say Aaron Enigma. Ask the people in the crowd, they'll say Aaron Enigma. Send out a survey to the folks at home, and they'll say Aaron Enigma. You could ask the heavens above, and they'll say Aaron Enigma. If anything, you have your job and money because of ME.
Antihero, I AM as good as I say I am. You call me a coward, I call it taking advantage of every situation. I never let my guard down, and neither should you. I still fight every match with honor, intelligence and integrity. That's why I'm still a champion, and you are on the outside looking in.
And on Thanksgiving, I get to celebrate the one-year anniversary of me winning the Inter-Forum title for the first time. It's going to be a glorious occasion and the fans are going to LOVE it.
Also, while I'm here, if Transgression and Redemption are so excited to defend the belts, I'll take 'em on in a handicap match if I have to get a shot at those tag team titles. Offer's in the air, boys.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 20, 2012 1:41:58 GMT -5
Why take them on in a handicap match when it can be a tag team match?
I've called them out on their crap just as you've done. And after what happened on Niteraw, I've found my schedule wide open.
I know you're not my biggest fan, but I can still respect what you've done. And taking on Transgression and Redemption might be easier with someone watching your back.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 20, 2012 2:13:20 GMT -5
Why take them on in a handicap match when it can be a tag team match?
I've called them out on their crap just as you've done. And after what happened on Niteraw, I've found my schedule wide open.
I know you're not my biggest fan, but I can still respect what you've done. And taking on Transgression and Redemption might be easier with someone watching your back. Hmm, you might have a point there Mr. Hollywood. Just picture it, the "Head Detective" Aaron Enigma...teaming with "Hollywood's Own" Michael Hayden. The ratings would be off the charts! You know what, if T&R accepts, then I'm in. This might just be a tandem that FAWA can't ignore.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 20, 2012 4:55:08 GMT -5
Why take them on in a handicap match when it can be a tag team match?
I've called them out on their crap just as you've done. And after what happened on Niteraw, I've found my schedule wide open.
I know you're not my biggest fan, but I can still respect what you've done. And taking on Transgression and Redemption might be easier with someone watching your back. Hmm, you might have a point there Mr. Hollywood. Just picture it, the "Head Detective" Aaron Enigma...teaming with "Hollywood's Own" Michael Hayden. The ratings would be off the charts! You know what, if T&R accepts, then I'm in. This might just be a tandem that FAWA can't ignore. You must not have noticed that I already have a defense set up against Bull Ant and whoever he chooses to team with.
These titles are only defended against people who show respect. Meaning you two are completely out.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Nov 20, 2012 11:17:00 GMT -5
I'm sorry to say it BRB, but regardless of how it happened, you still said I quit, you still got tossed over the top rope, and you still got pinned.
And now onto Aaron, yes it takes a real man to take a cheap shot following a match. That's an honorable thing to do. That takes integrity. And if you know me it damn sure wasn't intelligent.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 20, 2012 12:00:35 GMT -5
Well since Bull is going after the tag titles, I will eventually take away the burden of his TV Title.
And if you think about it, it's for the best. You see TV loves chaos and destruction. They love seeing crash TV. They want to see a man hurt his opponents and that is what I will do every single week as TV Champion. I will hurt the poor unfortunate soul who challenges me until I decide that it's time to cash those chips in and become either the Inter-Forums Champion or the World Champion.
Connor, Jason, & Mario..............it's too bad for all three of you that you will have to face such an almost impossible task of defeating me. But such is luck these days.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 20, 2012 16:01:57 GMT -5
Hmm, you might have a point there Mr. Hollywood. Just picture it, the "Head Detective" Aaron Enigma...teaming with "Hollywood's Own" Michael Hayden. The ratings would be off the charts! You know what, if T&R accepts, then I'm in. This might just be a tandem that FAWA can't ignore. You must not have noticed that I already have a defense set up against Bull Ant and whoever he chooses to team with.
These titles are only defended against people who show respect. Meaning you two are completely out. And here I thought you two were fighting champions.
More than that, I wasn't aware that being Tag Team champs meant you could pick your challengers. If that's the case, then you two are avoiding Enigma and myself.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 20, 2012 16:19:44 GMT -5
You must not have noticed that I already have a defense set up against Bull Ant and whoever he chooses to team with.
These titles are only defended against people who show respect. Meaning you two are completely out. And here I thought you two were fighting champions.
More than that, I wasn't aware that being Tag Team champs meant you could pick your challengers. If that's the case, then you two are avoiding Enigma and myself. Did you ever see Bull complain when things weren't going his way here? No, you didn't. Which is why he's getting a shot. Because he and Anti and Michaels and myself went and did something about it. Something I haven't seen you or Enigma do lately.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 20, 2012 19:14:21 GMT -5
Michaels did something alright. He took help from everyone.
Seth gave him his job back, Ryan Blood helped him win the TV Title, and the past two PPV's have been agaonst more than one opponent. Nothing on his own.
Show me what he's won since coming back. Show me the accolades he has earned on his own. Aaron has proven himself the greatest Inter-Forum Champion while I've proven to be arguably the best rookie to pass through FAWA. And, in case he's forgotten, I beat your brother during my run as the greatest TV Champion.
Respect is earned Gus, and we've earned it.
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 20, 2012 20:23:12 GMT -5
Michaels did something alright. He took help from everyone.
Seth gave him his job back, Ryan Blood helped him win the TV Title, and the past two PPV's have been agaonst more than one opponent. Nothing on his own.
Show me what he's won since coming back. Show me the accolades he has earned on his own. Aaron has proven himself the greatest Inter-Forum Champion while I've proven to be arguably the best rookie to pass through FAWA. And, in case he's forgotten, I beat your brother during my run as the greatest TV Champion.
Respect is earned Gus, and we've earned it. Uh, no. You haven't. You've spent way too much time complaining about Michaels and not showing that you're actually on his level like you claim to be. The fact that his past two World Championship matches were against multiple competitors and yet he still won shows that he's willing to go through multiple competitors just to prove that he, like "Damn Right" Jackson and Ryan Bergman befor him and me now, is one of this company's elite. And the fact is that you've had your chances to beat him and quite frankly, you failed. Me? I DO have a pinfall victory over him, making him one of many former World Champions who have tested their luck against me and failed.
And Enigma is not the greatest Inter-Forum Champion of all time, Above Average is.
Simply put, repeatedly disrespecting people who've had to go through a lot more to get what they've had will earn you no respect in return.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 20, 2012 20:32:17 GMT -5
BattleBowl Champion, main evented Gookermania and Night of the Wrestling Zombies, longest reigning and greatest Television Champion, the man that made Jonathan Michaels a credible threat once again.... yep, I've done nothing worthy of getting some respect.
I just find it odd that you're attacking me just because I called you out on something. Had you said, "I've been busy trying to get my girlfriend bacl from The Fallen", whatever. "It's management's mistake" is something I can get behind. But you take it personally and try to attack me and my character, and that's where you and I have a problem.
You call yourself among the elite, yet you haven't won the World Title or the Freakin' Awesome Title like you said you sould. The only title you have is one that wasn't defended in months, a title that for all intents and purposes, you just picked up and claimed.
But that's just me showing disrespect to the elite I suppose.
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Nov 20, 2012 21:11:54 GMT -5
*Dupoe is in his lair screams can be heard in the background Nett and Cain are at his sides*
Dupoe:I have no idea why Conner would think I had a hand in his possession but if he want to go to war with the Cult of the End it can certainly be arranged, Nett
*Nett raises and kneels before Dupoe*
Nett:What is it master?
Dupoe:You are involved in that fatal 4 way for the TV title shot correct?
Nett: Yes, what is your bidding?
Dupoe: Conner is in that match, I want you to send him a message as violently as possible that if want to go through with this wild accusation of spirit control that it will not end well for him.
Nett*laughing*:WITH PLEASURE BWA HAHAHAAAAAAAA
Dupoe: I hope you know that "as violently as possible" doesn't mean "kill him and spread his viscera through out the ringside area then use whats left of his body as a puppet"
Nett: uh...yes...yes i did
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 20, 2012 21:55:53 GMT -5
Uh, no. You haven't. You've spent way too much time complaining about Michaels and not showing that you're actually on his level like you claim to be. The fact that his past two World Championship matches were against multiple competitors and yet he still won shows that he's willing to go through multiple competitors just to prove that he, like "Damn Right" Jackson and Ryan Bergman befor him and me now, is one of this company's elite. And the fact is that you've had your chances to beat him and quite frankly, you failed. Me? I DO have a pinfall victory over him, making him one of many former World Champions who have tested their luck against me and failed.
And Enigma is not the greatest Inter-Forum Champion of all time, Above Average is.
Simply put, repeatedly disrespecting people who've had to go through a lot more to get what they've had will earn you no respect in return. I respect you Gus. You've done a lot this past year since I beat you for the Inter-Forum title. You defeated The Fallen one piece at a time, which is a good thing, as well as save Shaelin from them. However, I have to disagree with you about Above Average being the better champion.
Collectively over the last year, I've held the Inter-Forum title longer than he has. He held the title for 10 months, and I've held it approximately 10 and a half months. Now where he does has me beat is that he has a victory over me, while I don't over him. However, the fact remains that barring a vacation from Brawler and a briefcase cash-in, that I should remind you didn't happen during AA's reign, are the only bumps in the road I've had.
You take out two things out of my control, and I'm Inter-Forum champion for the whole year and you know what that makes me, Above Average. In fact, it makes better than Above Average, it in fact makes me the greatest Inter-Forum champion of all time.
I don't need to prove myself anymore. I also have quite the announcement for Niteraw this week, I'm sure you and the rest of the roster will be interested in it.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Nov 21, 2012 2:09:07 GMT -5
BRB: According to Gus, according to Antihero, it doesn't matter, Enigma. You didn't hold this company's Interforums Championship for a consecutive 10 months. It's that simple with these simpletons. Every match is a simple victory or failure; there is no such thing as extenuating circumstances.
The reason why is as simple as the fans who cheer for them: the fans will cheer for you if you act like a hero. You can do anything behind their back so long as they believe you fight for their cause and not for yourself.
I know because I did it until I owned this company and did not need to care what they think any more.
Simple, fickle, easily fooled animals - all of them. All of you. That's why I am this company's Majority Shareholder and that's why I will be the next World Heavyweight Champion. I am superior. I am the shepherd who will lead this company out of the darkness and back into the light.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Nov 21, 2012 15:25:35 GMT -5
*The sound of something being hit reverberates through a hall as a familiar looking older man passes by the camera and moves into the room the sound is originating from.
Old Mac: So...this is where you've been. Been trying to get a hold of you but it would seem you turned your phone off.
*The sound is shown to be from Connor Mackenzie as he wields a sledgehammer, raising it up and bringing it down onto a large tire in the middle of a workout room at a local gym*
CM: Thought it best to handle this on my own.
*Mac seems to chuckle slightly as he moves around the room casually while watching Connor.*
Mac: By picking fights with three guys at once? I saw ya on Niteraw you know. That's not being smart. Not what we've been working on all this time.
*Connor pauses, kneeling down and resting the head of the hammer on the floor, his hand resting on the end of the handle.*
CM: ...
Mac: I know what you're thinking, Connor. You're thinking you weren't ready to get possessed. Feel like you been screwed again by somebody when you had a big chance. Sometimes shit happens though. Even folks with the best intentions have to expect things to happen out of their control. You can't be ready for everything all the time. You can only be ready for what you know is coming.
CM: I'm not quite feeling like this is the pep talk I'm used to hearing.
*Mac rests up on a bench as he looks at Connor still kneeling.*
Mac: It isn't. Life's full of disappointments kid. Happens to all of us. Hell, even Jono said it got taken from you. But it happens. It wasn't meant to be. Gotta learn from it and like Jono said down the line maybe get another shot at it.
CM: I had the fight of my life in my mind Mac. It...I wanted to be able to just fight in it the way I knew I could.
*Mac pauses for a moment as Connor stands up and takes the hammer back up to start hitting the tire again.*
Mac: So what now? You have a match coming up. Another chance to fight for the TV title.
*Connor continues hitting the tire, speaking with each hit*
CM: Seth just came off a beating from Gus. But that doesn't seem to have diminished his bravado at all. He's thinking this is going to be a cake walk for him.
Mac: It isn't?
CM: Not if I have anything to say about it.
Mac: And what about this Flynn kid?
CM: Seems like the real deal. I've watched his tapes. Part of the reason why you couldn't get a hold of me. Watching tapes on all three of them. He's got potential. Nobody should be looking past him.
*Mac moves to stand, moving to the tire as Connor starts hitting it harder, sweat starting to bead on his face.*
Mac: And Nett?
CM: Nett's going to be disappointed...he wants a fight.
Mac: You're not going to give it to him?
CM: I'm not going to fight him...
*Connor hits the tire emphatically one last time as sweat drips from his chin.*
CM: I'm going to kick his ass.
*Mac can't help but grin a bit as he nods almost approvingly.*
Mac: And what about this whole prophecy thing?
CM: To hell with prophecy.
*Connor looks up, his face stern.*
CM: I make my own path and I'm going to prove it to Dupoe. No matter what it takes.
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Post by Bull Ant on Nov 24, 2012 23:03:28 GMT -5
Hayden, Seth sorry to break the news to you two but Im going Into and Out of match with the belt over my shoulder. Im going to represent The Anthill by holding onto this Title with all my power. Also Seth you say Tv is about Chaos well there is one thing more popular than chaos, its Entertainment and theres nothing more Entertaining than THE WORLD'S STRONGEST ANT! a 6'8 tall Ant tossing around a hipster and hollywood star around the ring.
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