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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 16, 2013 19:18:40 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry about the length of this promo. I feel like there's a sweet spot in promos between "one or two lines" and "walls of text", and I try to hit that every time. But this one is a wall of text. I didn't think I could say everything I wanted to in a normal-sized promo, though. IC: So next week, the future tag team champions which are myself and my partner MiscreAnt.........take on my former Fallen stable-mate and puppet Ryan Blood, and the man who Mr. Gookermania beat in the very first Gookermania, General of the Monkey Army.
Ryan, you may not like me calling you a puppet, but like it or not, you and Square were nothing more than puppets to my end in an attempt to help Gus be what he told me once he wanted to be. Ryan, you really shouldn't be surprised that I used you. I mean, did you really think I truly let bygones be bygones after what you did to my wife and I years ago. No.......you were just a means to an end. But to be fair, I did compensate you as your role of a puppet by allowing you to gain the World Heavyweight Title so no one should ever say that I don't appreciate my toys. Next week, you will see what I do to my toys after I am done using them, I throw them away.
General, it's been a while since you and I have been on opposite sides. However, every time that has happened, there has been one thing that happens every time. You lose and that consistent fact will continue when you and your partner lose to MiscreAnt and I.
And the same fate of losing will happen to everyone else that we face because all that matters to us is the victory. When the master of cheating, MiscreAnt and the Mr. Gookermania and the most dangerous man in FAWA in myself commit what you all call sins, we do so..............with a grin. Heh.
Funny thing, Drakin, I got a little grudge of my own. If you noticed me not acting real friendly toward you since I got back, you have some keen powers of observation there.
First of all, yes, you're right, I did win the World Heavyweight Championship while I was a member of The Fallen, while you largely failed to recapture any of your past glory during that time.
Except for the 101 Colony's CdP, which you couldn't have won without my help.
And, in my first title defense as this company's world champion, you helped ensure that I would retain my title.
As far as championships are concerned, I did pretty well in The Fallen.
No, Seth, my beef with you concerns what happened after that first title defense.
We had kidnapped Shaelin, which served as a key distraction in my match against Richlen (even though I probably didn't need one) and which, like you say, you used to push Richlen off the slippery slope. To this day, the deluded idiot doesn't even realize he's made that leap.
But what happened after that? Well, as you know, Richlen jumped me from behind, kidnapped me, and spent an entire Niteraw working me over.*Ryan turns away from the camera after saying this. He doesn't speak for several seconds, and is obviously breathing hard, as if fighting to stay calm. Then, finally, he turns back around, glaring, teeth clenched. He starts speaking again, slow, deliberate* Gussy dragged...what was left of me...onto the stage...forced me to tell you...his demands.*Ryan stops again, and then...* Oh, and you agreed to those demands, you were HAPPY to AGREE to his demands! And then, just for the hell of it, you decided to run a few thousands volts through Shaelin, who was down in the ring with you, which pissed Richlen off enough that he THREW ME TWENTY FEET OFF OF THAT GODDAMN STAGE IN RETALIATION, AND PUT ME OUT OF ACTION FOR DAMN NEAR SIX MONTHS!
I THINK YOU KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HE'D DO, SETH! EVEN IF YOU DON'T, I HOLD YOU RESPONSIBLE!!!*Ryan walks out of the shot. Several moments go by, and then he walks back in front of the camera. Now his voice is soft, yet menacing nevertheless* When we formed The Fallen, neither of us trusted the other. We said in front of crowds, into microphones, that we didn't trust each other, that sooner or later one of us was gonna backstab the other.
I was expecting a betrayal, yes.
But I wasn't expecting to have that happen to me.
You know, you should've done your own dirty work. You shouldn't have goaded Richlen into doing it for you. If you'd done it yourself, maybe I would've been finished for good.
But I'm back.
I'm teamed with the General of the Monkey Army, an underrated competitor if ever there was one. You saw what he did on the last NiteRaw, you saw him prove it. We are, as my tag partner has said, the two most psychotic, the two most dangerous wrestlers in the FAWA.
Him and me will tear you and MiscreANT limb from limb.
As for you, MiscreANT, we'll see what you're made of pretty soon. Cheat your ass off, ant. Use every trick in the book, and one or two you've written into it yourself. It won't make any difference.*Fade out*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 16, 2013 19:29:55 GMT -5
Congratulations Ryan, you were absolutely right. I knew what was going to happen to you. You had after all, went way past your usefulness to me and since you knew that I was eventually was going to stab you in the back, I just had to be a bit more creative in how to end it. Gus gave me the perfect way to end my business relationship with you.
Hold me responsible all you want, I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Apr 20, 2013 19:38:20 GMT -5
JK: Well Hoss, that was quite the Niteraw, but I can't help but feel like something was missing from it?TH: I know...I can't quite place my finger on it. The crowd seems a little restless still.JK: We've given them a full show what more could they-JK: Aww I had to open my mouth...TH: While he might not have been on the main show, I think he's going to try and do his damndest to ensure the folks leave happy. He's the Inter-Forums Champ! He is "The Digital Dragon" Connor Mackenzie!*Coming out, Connor is sporting his customary cloak with the Inter-Forums title hanging over his shoulder. Moving to one side of the entry stage he point out to the crowd and starts to goad them on before moving to the other side to do the same before heading for the ring. Slapping hands on his way he slides in on his belly and quickly stands, holding the Inter-Forums title high over his head as he looks around the arena. Picking up a mic in one of the corners, Connor moves to the center of the ring and looks out at the crowd.* CM: I know the saying is leave them wanting more but tonight I just couldn't do that. You see, for the first time in months I step into this ring and am not wrestling. It's a bit surreal. I couldn't not come into this ring, so while I might not be on tv at the moment, we're going to make damn sure that this goes out everywhere. This is going to hit the 'net. We're going to make sure you take some video out there, and the cameras are going to roll and we're going to make sure that this goes out to the world because I'm going to make sure everyone hears what I have to say.
These past few weeks, I have had to put myself out there. I've competed in matches to defend titles, to try and fight for the chance to be a number one contender but there always seems to be something that comes into play. So next week, I am told I am going to be in a match with an ant who quite literally may be the personification of taking the easy way. Cutting the corners. Taking the road most travelled. Well Miscreant...you are going to be stepping into the ring with the hardest working, least-travelled road taking, most intense wrestler in this company today! So next week, you go ahead and try your games. I've been kicked with chains. I've been pummelled by a crazy pirate, assaulted by men with little to no fashion sense who are to scared to show their face in public...I've faced them all. But I'm still here, I'm still standing. I am the man who is going to show you what real hard work can do next week.
And to guys like Ryan Blood and Mad Pirate Mulligan and Miscreant's little buddy Seth...this...is staying right here with me.*Connor holds up the Inter-Forums title once again before setting it down at his feet for a moment.* CM: Now...before I leave this ring. There's one other thing I need to say...*Connor slowly starts to remove his cloak, revealing underneath it is a Boston Red Sox jersey.* CM: This past week...this country experienced something I thought I would only see once in my lifetime. This past week, we an act that can only be described as an act of cowardice. An act that tried to have this country and the people of the great city of Boston recoil into themselves but they showed those people what they are all about! We showed them what we are about! I come out here tonight, not only to talk about my accolades...but yours. You, the people. Because every day when I wake up I am amazed and overcome by what you people can do. In the face of adversity, I saw people from all over Parts Unknown race out to blood banks, call to donate money and do everything in their power to help those who needed it most in Boston. And now I invite all of you to join me in throwing our support behind one of the greatest cities in this country as they have led by example and shown that even through the darkest of times they have stood strong, have looked terror in the eyes and said "We will not back down without a fight! We will not cower back into the night! We are strong! We are United! And we will not let those who attack our freedom win!" To you Boston, from all of us here. We love you, and god bless you and these United States of America!*With that Connor holds out the mic as a "USA!" chant starts in the crowd that Connor joins along in as he takes the belt back up and heads back up the ramp.*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 20, 2013 22:06:06 GMT -5
Tonight, MiscreAnt and myself stepped on step closer to our goal of becoming the tag team champions. I told everyone that I was going to pick my own tag team partner and I didn't see a member in that entire FAWA Locker Room worthy of being my partner so that's why I picked an ant from another company. Because after teaming with him, I found that he was worthy of being my partner and knew that with him and myself in this company, we will rule the tag team division. And we just started by beating one of the 2 known teams that had been speaking for weeks about how they are the best tag team and I proved to Ryan why I am and always will be better than him.
At Wheel of Misfortune, we face the other team that was flapping their gums about the best tag team for weeks in the so called Hollywood Enigmas. Michael Hayden, you may be the world champion and Aaron Enigma, you may be one step closer to being his opponent, but both of you don't rack up to the cunning of MiscreAnt and I. Those tag titles are coming home with us and there won't be a damn thing you can do about it.
But speaking of Wheel of Misfortune, it seems that my opponent in a match to determine who faces Connor for the Interforums Title has been determined in Marshall Wesley Coventry. Well, it seems I got the easy option because I have beaten this poor unfortunate soul more times than I care to tell. I won't be looking past you too much, Marsha.....but I will beat you and I will face Connor for that belt, and along with those tag titles, I will take back my Interforums Title.
Oh and to all those who would call me a hypocrite for going after two titles despite myself having a problem with Connor and Gus doing the same thing, well I can answer that very easily. Since you sheep have no problem with a man holding multiple belts, I am going to do just that to see how you people like it when someone you don't like has multiple belts.
But now onto next week's NiteRaw and first, let me talk about my partner MiscreAnt's match against one Connor MacKenzie. First of all, this is so indicative on how this pathetic company works in that despite Connor losing a qualifier to Aaron Enigma only a few weeks ago, he gets another shot and another World Championship Contender Qualifying Match. Gus wants to lump me in with some Corporation, but let me tell you his Gus. If I lost a Qualifying Match, would you see me getting another one? The answer is no. So MiscreAnt, to make sure this injustice does not stand, I plan on being at ringside.
But of course, I should mention that I have an exhibition match with the current World Champion Michael Hayden. I know Michael that you glorify that Lord of the Ring victory and try to pass off that since I was also a participant in it, that you beat me. Well Michael, you never have beaten me. Connor beat me after I went through a lot in a battle to take the Interforums Title away from that ungrateful former protégé of mine, Gus. The only time we have truly ever been face to face was in that Ultimate Survival Challenge Match at WrestleCrApocalypse when we were the final two people remaining and I won that match. Michael, you can flash around that world title all you like, but remember that if I wanted to, I could take that damn thing from you in a heartbeat. You won't have to worry though because at NiteRaw, I'm not after your title. I'm just going to rough you up a little bit to show you and Aaron Enigma that you don't have a prayer in winning those tag titles.
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Post by General Adam on Apr 21, 2013 18:59:48 GMT -5
*The General is in the back smoking a cigar while blood runs downs his face.*
You're were this close Jermery, but not close enough. You see....I am willing to do whatever it takes to keep this belt.
*The General lets out a puff of smoke.*
And you "The Dream."
*The General looks right into the camera.*
Your dream is slowly going to turn into a nightmare.
*The General starts to laugh.*
I'll see you next week.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 21, 2013 21:41:14 GMT -5
Tonight, MiscreAnt and myself stepped on step closer to our goal of becoming the tag team champions. I told everyone that I was going to pick my own tag team partner and I didn't see a member in that entire FAWA Locker Room worthy of being my partner so that's why I picked an ant from another company. Because after teaming with him, I found that he was worthy of being my partner and knew that with him and myself in this company, we will rule the tag team division. And we just started by beating one of the 2 known teams that had been speaking for weeks about how they are the best tag team and I proved to Ryan why I am and always will be better than him.
At Wheel of Misfortune, we face the other team that was flapping their gums about the best tag team for weeks in the so called Hollywood Enigmas. Michael Hayden, you may be the world champion and Aaron Enigma, you may be one step closer to being his opponent, but both of you don't rack up to the cunning of MiscreAnt and I. Those tag titles are coming home with us and there won't be a damn thing you can do about it.
But speaking of Wheel of Misfortune, it seems that my opponent in a match to determine who faces Connor for the Interforums Title has been determined in Marshall Wesley Coventry. Well, it seems I got the easy option because I have beaten this poor unfortunate soul more times than I care to tell. I won't be looking past you too much, Marsha.....but I will beat you and I will face Connor for that belt, and along with those tag titles, I will take back my Interforums Title.
Oh and to all those who would call me a hypocrite for going after two titles despite myself having a problem with Connor and Gus doing the same thing, well I can answer that very easily. Since you sheep have no problem with a man holding multiple belts, I am going to do just that to see how you people like it when someone you don't like has multiple belts.
But now onto next week's NiteRaw and first, let me talk about my partner MiscreAnt's match against one Connor MacKenzie. First of all, this is so indicative on how this pathetic company works in that despite Connor losing a qualifier to Aaron Enigma only a few weeks ago, he gets another shot and another World Championship Contender Qualifying Match. Gus wants to lump me in with some Corporation, but let me tell you his Gus. If I lost a Qualifying Match, would you see me getting another one? The answer is no. So MiscreAnt, to make sure this injustice does not stand, I plan on being at ringside.
But of course, I should mention that I have an exhibition match with the current World Champion Michael Hayden. I know Michael that you glorify that Lord of the Ring victory and try to pass off that since I was also a participant in it, that you beat me. Well Michael, you never have beaten me. Connor beat me after I went through a lot in a battle to take the Interforums Title away from that ungrateful former protégé of mine, Gus. The only time we have truly ever been face to face was in that Ultimate Survival Challenge Match at WrestleCrApocalypse when we were the final two people remaining and I won that match. Michael, you can flash around that world title all you like, but remember that if I wanted to, I could take that damn thing from you in a heartbeat. You won't have to worry though because at NiteRaw, I'm not after your title. I'm just going to rough you up a little bit to show you and Aaron Enigma that you don't have a prayer in winning those tag titles. You seem pretty certain that you'll be facing Connor for the Inter-Forum Championship.
I've beaten him before, and I'll beat him again when it really matters, and take his title. Which will lead to me vs. you, if you beat Coventry. Believe it or not, I'm actually rooting for you here, Uncle Seth, because nothing would be sweeter than proving you wrong in front of an audience of millions on pay-per-view!
Now, if any mouth-breathers in the crowd next week feel like chanting "you tapped out" at me, anybody on the other side of the rail who doesn't know what it's like to compete inside that squared circle, let me explain a little something to you. As painful as the Inquisition is, I doubt any of you out there would last two seconds in it before tapping. That being said, if all I had to worry about was fighting through the pain then maybe I wouldn't have tapped out and given Seth the satisfaction he's so full of right now (among other things). I've put myself in matches where I endured pain before. My threshold's pretty high. But what some of you fans out there do not get is that submission holds are designed to injure, not just make the victim say "ouch". I practically just got back after being injured once, and I wasn't about to risk having my back torn up or a vertebrae pop out of place or whatever and wind up on the shelf again, and lose my chance to become Inter-Forum Champion.
So I admitted defeat, I tapped, and I lived to wrestle another day. Specifically, next week. More specifically, against Jack Cain and Steve Rollins.
Jack, I have two reasons to dislike you. For one thing, I remember that you're a friend of one of my most hated opponents, ever. For another thing, you're working for Jeremy Dupoe, who's directly responsible for me losing the World Heavyweight Championship. I'm gonna enjoy f***ing you up.
And Steve Rollins. On the night I returned, you were in the ring talking to the FAWA Galaxy, and I interrupted you because what I had to say was more important. I...wasn't real gentle, was I? Bet you'd like to exact some vengeance, wouldn't you? Well buddy, take your best shot.
Two triple threat matches for the team of Ryan Blood and the General of the Monkey Army, two victories for us both, and in two weeks time it'll be teammate vs. teammate for the FAWA TV Title. Don't believe me? Just watch us.
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Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Apr 26, 2013 8:48:01 GMT -5
General, you may have lied to keep your job but there is no way in the dream dimensions of Cthulhu I can allow you to keep that title belt after the fiasco you pulled, I'm not sure if you have a deal going with the man in black but perhaps taking that precious gold from around your waist will send him a message, a message that reads "I will decimate you and everyone i think is working with you". Prey your god General you are about to meet him. As for "The Dream" I have no quarrel with you, stay out of my way and I will continue to not have a quarrel, get in my way however and will show you what I do to interlopers
*Jeremy Dupoe flashes an ceremonial dagger at the camera*
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