|
Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Mar 26, 2013 18:42:34 GMT -5
I'll give that one Chuck, but the thing you don't realize is you played right into my hands.
I'll admit at CBC you were the better man, but I am one of the best brawlers here, just ask Seth Drakin how good a brawler I am just ask Viva about the kind of brawler I am.
I admit I stand 0-1 at this point but the thing is guys like you, are the kind of people I've fought all my life, egomaniacs.
People who see themselves as the all time greatest for no reason at all.
Come at it with all you've got because I will not bow.
|
|
|
Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 26, 2013 20:14:20 GMT -5
Well, it lost my Inter-forums Title to Connor, but not to worry because I plan on being in the next #1 contenders match to get my rematch. And in my rematch, I will beat Connor.
I apparently will be also thrown into a team with the Japanese knockoff of Boiler Room Brawler. Look bootleg, I don't need a partner, but since I have to have one, just stay out of my way.
Now I have bigger things to deal with in my Gookermania Challenge and for all of you wondering, Mr. Gookermania will not disappoint.
|
|
Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,523
|
Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Mar 26, 2013 21:11:05 GMT -5
You, Mr. Gookermania?! My two appearances, I've not only never lost, I've stolen the damn show! And since I've already checked out of the hospital, you've just given me a THIRD option!
I guarantee that SOMEBODY will be not happy with the decision I make....
|
|
|
Post by General Adam on Mar 26, 2013 21:26:06 GMT -5
*The General is seen walking to his car. A FAWA reporter runs up after him.*
FAWA Reporter: General! General! Why did you do this?
*The General turns around and knocks out the reporter with a monkey's paw. He then gets into his car and drives away.*
|
|
Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
Posts: 15,411
|
Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 26, 2013 23:04:00 GMT -5
You already checked out of the hospital? After doing massive amounts of damage to your back and coughing up blood two days ago?
Either you've got more guts than brains or several doctors are about to be fired for negligence. You should rest. Stay home. Be woth Shaelin and watch your brother play golf or whatever sport he's average at. But do not return until you're perfectly healthy.
I showed as much mercy as I could during the match, because I didn't want your career to end. But if you come back after injuring your back, amd you try to take this beautiful FAWA Title that I won fairly, and I cam't stress that word enough, then I won't be held responsible for what happens.
You know the risk Gus. Don't make me take you out for good.
|
|
|
Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 26, 2013 23:24:15 GMT -5
You, Mr. Gookermania?! My two appearances, I've not only never lost, I've stolen the damn show! And since I've already checked out of the hospital, you've just given me a THIRD option!
I guarantee that SOMEBODY will be not happy with the decision I make.... You, stole the show? With Square and with Caleb? Hahahahahahahaha......
You didn't steal crap. You fought against people who won't be remembered while I fought against those who will be future FAWA Hall of Famers. And that streak will continue when I make my Gookermania Challenge against a certain someone.
|
|
Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
Posts: 8,748
|
Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Mar 27, 2013 0:09:24 GMT -5
*Mulligan is still in Joker Makeup*
I am the Freakin' Awesome Champion! I am the Inter-Gender Champion!
*Chuckles*
And because Gus Richlen.....had to have the Match STOPPED because of he was bleeding like a stuck pig after a Heparin injection I am Officially the Most Successful Ginger in the FAWA!
HAHA!
Plus I found some funny little bauble backstage.......
Some.....Ring.
Damndest thing......Looks like it came from a Cracker Jack Box.
Bright Orange.....seriously.....Who wears a Bright Orange Ring?
Well.....I DO NOW SUCKAHS! It's MINE! MINE! ALL MINE!
Huh.....I like that word.....
MINE!
All things will be.....
MINE!
|
|
Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,523
|
Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Mar 27, 2013 9:38:29 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS:
Former FAWA Wold Champion Gus Richlen has issued a challenge to face any former World Champions on the next NiteRaw. This call extends to any not under contract with FAWA and to any who have held a World Championship other than the FAWA World Championship. Richlen's twin brother, Marshall Wesley Coventry, has promised to pay all expenses neccessary for the match to occur.
- reijah.com
|
|
Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Ain't no Rap Mobile with his Waffels
Posts: 19,020
|
Post by Waffel113 on Mar 27, 2013 15:54:35 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS: Former FAWA Wold Champion Gus Richlen has issued a challenge to face any former World Champions on the next NiteRaw. This call extends to any not under contract with FAWA and to any who have held a World Championship other than the FAWA World Championship. Richlen's twin brother, Marshall Wesley Coventry, has promised to pay all expenses neccessary for the match to occur.- reijah.com OOC: DIS GUN B GUD.
|
|
Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
Posts: 8,748
|
Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Mar 27, 2013 19:14:10 GMT -5
Need...more...need more...Gold! Must acquire...possess...more.
Must possess...ALL GOLD. All things!
All must be MINE!
|
|
|
Post by General Adam on Mar 28, 2013 21:34:46 GMT -5
You want to know why I did it? I'll tell ya....but not now. Soon though. Very soon.
|
|
|
Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 29, 2013 13:32:18 GMT -5
You know what, I think I will be part of this tag tournament, but I will have my own tag team partner. Not one that will be given to me.
And I know just the person to call.
|
|
|
Post by Connor Mackenzie on Mar 29, 2013 16:06:12 GMT -5
*The scene opens with a view of Connor facing a camera. He's holding an iphone up grinning before the sound of a picture being taken is heard and he sets the phone down.*
Alright ladies...thank you so much for posing. I'll be sure to share this with the rest of the internet shortly.
*Connor looks to the camera that is recording and gives an almost knowing look before moving out of frame for a moment, then back into frame and sets down the TV title and Inter-Forum title belts down in front of him. He pauses as he does something on the iphone and a moment later nods approvingly. Holding the iphone up to the camera he shows the picture of his two dogs posing with the titles in front of them as they sit. A caption reading "The new TV and Inter-Forum Champions!" Setting the phone back down, Connor takes a bit of a sigh as he looks at the belts in front of him then addresses the camera.*
Sorry, thought it would be rather cool to post that onto twitter. I have no doubt it's going to get posted around the net here in a few minutes. So I've got some time to address a few things. And might I say for those who celebrate, Happy Good Friday and Easter.
First...to Seth and Ryan. Though I'm sure the two of you aren't overly fond of having your names used in the same sentence I just wanted to say...thank you. And while the two of you will probably hear this, roll your eyes and go on about your business I want you to know that I mean it. The both of you gave me the fight of my life that night. I've still got sore ribs from Ryan and needless to say weight training has been difficult this week with this arm but thankfully there doesn't appear to be any long-term damage. You each gave me your all, just like I did to you and at the end of it all regardless of whether we see eye to eye on things like outcomes...I still respect what both of you did that night as far as making sure we left it in that ring.
*Connor pauses, reaching for a bottle of water and taking a sip before setting it down out of view*
Remember to hydrate folks.
And let me sort of point out, both with what I just said and probably what I'm going to say that it sounds like I'm laying it out there and maybe I'm laying it out there thick but it's honest. It's the truth and I've told myself that I am always going to be true to you, the people who watch, in the arena or on tv. The wrestlers in the back...everybody.
So, with saying that...
*Connor rests his hands on the two belts in front of him.*
There's been some speculation I've seen on the internet. Some comments and the like and I wanted to address some things.
Holding a title, any title, in this company is an honour that I hold in the highest regard. I don't think of any title as a "lesser" title. I go into the ring, do what I do and give what I give whether it be for the TV title all the way up to the Heavyweight title. It's impossible for me to give any less then my all because not only is it an insult to any who watch me, but it makes me a hypocrit and if there is one thing I hate, it's a hypocrit. This coming Niteraw I'll be showing up as a double-champion and I will be defending the FAWA TV title...a title I've defended five times now. Now, I could go and cash it in, avoid this match and go after the Freakin' Awesome title. A title I have held before. I could just go half assed in the match with Antihero. But you already know what I do when I get into that ring. I don't do half-assed. And I'd be disrespecting all that I've accomplished and Antihero himself if I did that. Some have suggested just simply vacating the belt. Don't cash in, just vacate. Leave it for others to fight over and focus on being the Inter-Forums champ...
*Connor steeples his fingers as he looks at both belts in silence before continuing.*
Or maybe vacate the Inter-Forums title to focus on the tv title.
You all see the quandry I'm in.
I just...I look at what I've done and it just fuels me that much more to want to live up to my words. I can't settle. Because if I settle it's almost like I'm admitting that this is as far as I go and I know that isn't true. So I'm going to keep going, keep reaching and fighting to do what everyone thinks is impossible. Because once you are a champion it shouldn't be it. You don't stop. I can't resign myself to just defending a title. Because if I do that then the toughest opponent I will ever have is myself.
|
|
|
Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Mar 31, 2013 10:47:20 GMT -5
First off, I'd like to apologize for disappearing after Comic Book Chaos. I had an emergency that needed to be taken care of, but now the Head Detective is back in business.
Michael Hayden has brought the Heavyweight championship home to the Hollywood Enigmas. You did it, bro and you managed to get it from Gus which makes it so much sweeter.
Of course this week I am going up against Connor Mackenzie for the number one contendership to that Heavyweight title. Are we going to have a Hollywood Enigma guaranteed to walk out as Heavyweight champion? I'd like to think so honestly. Connor I hope you are ready because I told you that I would be coming for you after you beat me when I wanted that TV title. Now I have my chance to get a little payback, and I promise you I won't be wasting my opportunity.
|
|
Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,523
|
Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Mar 31, 2013 11:34:57 GMT -5
The ultimate hunter returns to pursue his prey.
Will he seek to bring the prize back to his vast and steadily growing tribe, or will he finish his quest for revenge?
Will he destroy the Pretender to the throne, the unjust champion, or will he slay the dragon that has tormented him for years?
Both must be done, but only one can be done immediately.
The decision is the hunter's to make, and his decision alone.
But whatever decision he makes, woe to the one who he chooses....
|
|
|
Post by Connor Mackenzie on Mar 31, 2013 21:36:42 GMT -5
First off, I'd like to apologize for disappearing after Comic Book Chaos. I had an emergency that needed to be taken care of, but now the Head Detective is back in business.
Michael Hayden has brought the Heavyweight championship home to the Hollywood Enigmas. You did it, bro and you managed to get it from Gus which makes it so much sweeter.
Of course this week I am going up against Connor Mackenzie for the number one contendership to that Heavyweight title. Are we going to have a Hollywood Enigma guaranteed to walk out as Heavyweight champion? I'd like to think so honestly. Connor I hope you are ready because I told you that I would be coming for you after you beat me when I wanted that TV title. Now I have my chance to get a little payback, and I promise you I won't be wasting my opportunity. Coming up this week, I am once again competing in not one, but two matches. Once again I am going to stand face to face with the odds and not one, but two great competitors in Antihero and "The Head Detective" Aaron Enigma. One match to defend the FAWA TV Title, the other a chance to possibly face off with the man I faced at Lord of the Ring, Michael Hayden. But first I must face off a former ally, a friend.
I consider neither Antihero and Aaron to both be honourable, determined and fierce. In fact, both of them have faced off in some of the most recent matches in that very ring over this past year. So in order to lay claim to the future I've been looking to scenes of the past in their matches. Learning, critiquing both their battles with each other, as well as their battles with me. Because if I have any hope of trying to come out as both the TV Champion and the #1 contender for the FAWA championship...I must be as strong as an ant and as smart as a detective.
|
|
The Blue Nova
Don Corleone
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 1,395
|
Post by The Blue Nova on Mar 31, 2013 23:43:16 GMT -5
*The lights fade in the area as a spotlight shines on the mega-monitor. An old wood panel TV is featured showing a collage of home movies edited on a VHS tape.
Kid “Introducing the next megastar Wyatt Cody” … *Same kid slightly older* Kid “And now kiss brings to the stage their soon to be new lead singer Wyatt Cody *Imitates crowd cheers* *Same person now a teenager at a junior high talent show* PA: “ Contest #12 Wyatt Cody and ‘The Rebels” *Band is shown playing* *Static comes across the screen as it gets turned off* Wyatt: “My whole life….” *Camera pans out to full shot of Wyatt wearing leopard print tights, a Shiny vest, boots with tassels, a big red feather boa and neon shades* Wyatt: “My whole life I was destined for greatness *Takes shades off* and destiny has brought me here FAWA OW! cause when I make my debut get prepared to be turned up all the way to 11! Because I am issuing an open challenge to anyone in the back OH YA!!!! Get ready because my solo starts right now!
|
|
Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
Posts: 8,748
|
Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 2, 2013 9:39:09 GMT -5
I am not a destroyer of champions. I am a liberator of them!
The point is, gentleman, that greed -- for lack of a better word -- is good.
Greed is right.
Greed works.
Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
Greed, in all of its forms -- greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind.
And greed -- you mark my words -- will not only save This pathetic Pirate, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the FAWA.
|
|
Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
Posts: 38,523
|
Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 6, 2013 11:09:11 GMT -5
Hayden, you HAVE NO FANS. YOU NEVER DID. And your elitist attitude alienates the fans more and more every day.
Which is why the People will get their title back at Wheel Of Misfortune.
I have a rematch clause from when I resigned my contract, and I will use it to give the belt back to the People that it belongs to.
I refuse to let you and Enigma make a mockery out of the People's Championship. HE WILL NOT GET THAT SHOT. I AM.
You saw what I did to Raven, a man who I respect. You need to fear what The People's Defender will do to you in a few short weeks.
This stain that you've left on the history of this title and this company WILL be erased, and I'M the one who will erase it.
|
|
|
Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 6, 2013 12:16:14 GMT -5
I am still waiting for Jonathan's answer although it is very early.
But since Gus calls himself "The People's Champion" (Rock wants his nickname back), I am apparently part of some corporation.
*Seth sighs*
Two things, Gus.
1) You are not the people's champion, you are merely the fake champion.
2) I am not part of any corporation, especially not in this company. I want to burn FAWA down, that is definitely not something that any FAWA corporation would want. I also went outside the company to have a tag team partner and that is definitely not corporate. And you know what, MiscreAnt and I are going to win the tag team titles.
If you want to succeed at all against me, you might want to get your head out of your ass.
|
|