Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 9, 2013 10:42:53 GMT -5
You're not going to Wheel Of Misfortune, Enigma. I am. And the People's Championship will go back to the fans, where it belongs, out of Corporation reach. I'm sorry, I believe I won a match that says I AM going to Wheel of Misfortune, Gus. I am the number one contender as is dictated by my victory. You may of course feel free to get in line, but it won't matter much since you won't be getting the Heavyweight title from the clutches of the Hollywood Enigmas You're not going to Wheel Of Misfortune. I have my rematch clause (which you never had) that I've had for months and I'm using it. And the people are getting their title back from your disgrace of a partner.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 10, 2013 11:38:48 GMT -5
FAWA ALERT: ON APRIL 9, 2013, THE FAWA WEBSITE WAS HACKED, WITH THE FOLLOWING VIDEOS BEING UPLOADED TO THE SITE:
LEFT WITH THE VIDEOS WAS A MESSAGE:
you are (not) safe
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Apr 10, 2013 15:36:12 GMT -5
OOC: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Runs and hides in nearest alleyway)
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 11, 2013 10:35:20 GMT -5
FAWA ALERT:
ANOTHER HACKING OF THE FAWA WEBSITE OCCURED LAST NIGHT, WITH THE FOLLOWING VIDEOS BEING POSTED:
THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE WAS ALSO SPREAD THROUGHT THE WEBSITE:
code name: the beast
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Waffel113
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Post by Waffel113 on Apr 11, 2013 16:02:56 GMT -5
OOC Again: Now I'm really worried.
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Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Apr 11, 2013 19:22:27 GMT -5
FAWA ALERT: ANOTHER HACKING OF THE FAWA WEBSITE OCCURED LAST NIGHT, WITH THE FOLLOWING VIDEOS BEING POSTED: THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE WAS ALSO SPREAD THROUGHT THE WEBSITE: code name: the beast You see...this S#@$ never happened when I was CEO.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 12, 2013 10:06:08 GMT -5
FAWA ALERT: ONCE AGAIN THE FAWA WEBSITE WAS HACKED INTO LAST NIGHT, AND AS BEFORE, TWO VIDEOS WERE SPREAD THROUGHT THE SITE:
THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE WAS ALSO HACKED IN THROUGHOUT THE SITE:
welcome home
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 13, 2013 12:45:35 GMT -5
FAWA ALERT: FOR THE FOURTH STRAIGHT NIGHT, THE FAWA WEBSITE WAS THE VICTIM OF A CYBERATTACK. THE FOLLOWING VIDEOS WERE HACKED INTO THE SYSTEM:
THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE WAS ALSO POSTED:
the scenario goes as planned?
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 14, 2013 8:41:22 GMT -5
YES!
*Blood looks positively jubilant*
I got what I wanted, and I don't care how, only that I did! Sorry, Dragon, but I've got a bad case of gold fever just like Mulligan.
Speaking of, if I'd been the one he attacked last week and I saw him heading my way, I'd have instinctively swung at him too. I don't know what his plan was, but he had to be up to no good, right? Unfortunately for you, it's a bad idea to turn your back on the Blood Knight, even just for one quick second. It's not my fault things turned out the way they did, not that I'll complain about it; it's Kwon's.
It's like basketball, Connor; in basketball, if a ref says you got fouled and gives you a couple of free throws, you take them even if the ref made a bad call and you didn't really get fouled at all. And if you foul somebody and the ref doesn't think it's a foul, you count yourself lucky you got away with it and take advantage of that ref's blindness.
Like I took advantage of Kwon not paying attention and being distracted by Mulligan a whole lot longer than you were. Cheating and getting away with it isn't always an easy shortcut--it takes good planning, great timing, and sometimes you gotta work fast! That MiscreANT guy actually is talented in his own way if he's mastered it the way he says.
But now we're set to fight again, and maybe you'll get a better ref this time around. Now, it's for the Inter-Forum Championship!
Let's take a ride in the ol' Wayback Machine back to 2010. In the Marvel Universe, people realized that maybe it wasn't a good idea to trust Norman Osborn to run S.H.I.E.L.D. after all. Justin Bieber would continue to not go away. The Gulf of Mexico suddenly became a much less desirable vacation spot. And a handsome young devil by the name of Ryan Blood was arriving in this company!
Yes, I got here and I looked at all the titles this place had for me to win.
There were the Tag Team Championships.
There was the Championship of Honor.
There was the Hardcore Championship.
There was the Inter-Forum Championship.
And finally, there was the World Heavyweight Championship.
I would go on to win every single one of those at one time or another...except for that title currently around your waist, the IF title.
Once I get it, I'll have accomplished my goal of winning everything that was available to me when I got here. I know I won't technically be a Grand Slam Champion, since I've never won the Television Title like my partner the General did--very nice work by the way, General--or held the Freakin' Awesome Championship...
...but I'll be accomplishing a very important personal goal. The goal of winning every one of the five championships that first caught my eye.
You're between me and that goal, Connor. And once again, I can't guarantee I'm gonna play fair.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 14, 2013 11:05:08 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth Drakin on the couch, snoring. Suddenly, the janitor comes in and looks at Seth before waking him up.*
Wake up!!! I need to do my damn job and clean up the place.
Oh.......I missed the whole show?
Yeah, it has been over for a while and almost everyone went home.
Damn.....I was going to be out there for MiscreAnt, but that damn Gus and his friends did that skit about some corporation and I felt like I took an Ambien.
Anyway, I have to go home and re-watch the rest of the show to see what happened. I'll just make sure to skip what Gus did.
*Seth leaves his locker room as the janitor decides to sweep the floors.*
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 14, 2013 11:41:34 GMT -5
*Gus Richlen is sitting baackstage, head lowered. Jerry Fish comes up to him:*
Gus, first of all, congratulations on winning that amazing match with The Great Muta-
At least you want to talk about it. I hadn't had a match that good in months, and no one else in the company cares.
Do you think there was a chance your promo may have unintenionally crossed the line? I mean, even I knew the Ezekiel Jackson part was a joke, and I geuinely thought that as a whole, that was ome of the best work you've done as it showed how muchyou want to recall some of the best of the Attitude Era-
I know you're trying tocheer me up,Fish, but I am in no mood to be cheered up.
What I need to say,I will say nextweek beforeI face either RVD, Vader,or another former world champion. AND wht I say,Iwant Hayden out thereto hear it. Right now, I just want to be left alone. Please.
*Fish dosn't want to oblige, but he eventually does.Richlen sighs as the screen goes black.*
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Jeremy Dupoe
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Apr 14, 2013 12:47:48 GMT -5
*Dupoe is in the back reading his prophecy book have-watching niteraw when BRB's promo starts he pays close attention as the promo ends...*
Hmmm, e tu brute BRB? Next week I have some...choice things to say and you had better listen closely Brawler, because I feel what i say will hit all too close to the truth.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 14, 2013 15:21:35 GMT -5
*No fancy intro. No special lights. Just Michael Hayden, the FAWA Champion, standing in front of the FAWA logo.*
My name is Michael Hayden, and I have been the FAWA Heavyweight Champion for twenty days. I won this by beating Gus Richlen in the center of the ring, clean as a sheet. Now, Gus may say that he was never pinned or made to submit, and he'd be right. But what he won't mention is the fact that the ref had to call the match to save Richlen from permanently injuring himself. The man was coughing up blood, and had the ref not called the bell, I would have stretched him until he was forced to quit. You don't stop until the bell rings, and for this title, I would have fought until my last breath.
Now, as of late, Riohie boy has been claiming that I'm part of some "Corporation" alongside Aaron Enigma, Ryan Blood, Seth Drakin, and our new CEO Boiler Room Brawler. He brought in his weird alien cosplay friends to aid him in his quest to "defeat the eeeeevil Corporation" and give "the FAWA back to the people". And to that I ask, when was it ever taken?
First, the only person on this roster I'm aligned with is Aaron Enigma as The Hollywood Enigmas. Future tag champs, by the way. And among the men gunning for the tag belts are, well, Ryan Blood and Seth Drakin! True with different partners, but it still doesn't make sense. Ryan cost me my Television title a while back and has made it known he wants this title.; Why would I align with him? And Seth Drakin, well, dude's crazy. The things he's done to Shaelin are things that Aaron and I can't condone, so there's no way we would align with him. And BRB... I don't think he ever forgave me for what happened at the BattleBowl. And while I may try to stay on his good side to make sure he doesn't make my life hell, I'm not a supporter.
But still, we're the evil Corporation in Gus's eyes. We're the cause of all the problems. Heck, Gus even went so far as to claim that we're behind the whole Man In Black nonsense. He may claim to have footage of the "Corporation" planning this, but since the Corporation doesn't actually exist, I doubt it.
And finally, Gussy boy has given the champ an ultimatum. Either I face Gus once again, or I face Connor Mackenzie. Nevermind Aaron Enigma winning a number one contenders match for my belt, because we should all listen to Gus and whatever he says! Heck, the fans do it, why shouldn't we?
I don't respond well to threats Gus. Especially not from men who couldn't even walk out of the ring last time we met. Spread your lies, brainwash the fans into cheering for you and hanging onto your every word. But if you keep up this nonsense and continue to needlessly attack your better, and this title does say I'm your better, then I will handle this. And if you thought Comic Book Chaos was bad, I'll make sure you leave with more than slight bruising. Then we'll see how soon you come back.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 14, 2013 16:24:08 GMT -5
I don't know why I keep trying with you, Hayden. It's obvious thqt you absolutely refuse to listen when I'm just trying to get you to realize the truth. And honestly, you're the reason I've been a lot more aggressive with my words, becquse trying to reason with you like a normal person does not work.
Life is not a one-way street. You want respect, show it to others. You want people to play fair, show the same. I want Mackenzie to face you because he keeps getting screwed whenever it invloves you. I honestly think you're afrqid of him and that is why you refuse to give him any consideration.
I don't know what it's going to take to finally get through to you. I hope it doesn't need to be something drqstic.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 14, 2013 17:39:34 GMT -5
I DESSSSSSSSSSSSIRE COMPETITION!
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Apr 14, 2013 19:53:14 GMT -5
Alright Steve, you got one over on me congrats!
But we've still got 4 matches to go. I'll admit you impress me.
Who knows at this rate I may remember your name soon.
So what's your choice? Huh? You think you're better than me?
Give it all you got man, I need this win more than you can imagine my friend I need that world title around my waist, or over my shoulder or however I choose to wear it!
We've had some classics so please give me what you've got and I'll turn you back by the end of this series.
Bring it Steve!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 15, 2013 21:30:50 GMT -5
So next week, the future tag team champions which are myself and my partner MiscreAnt.........take on my former Fallen stable-mate and puppet Ryan Blood, and the man who Mr. Gookermania beat in the very first Gookermania, General of the Monkey Army.
Ryan, you may not like me calling you a puppet, but like it or not, you and Square were nothing more than puppets to my end in an attempt to help Gus be what he told me once he wanted to be. Ryan, you really shouldn't be surprised that I used you. I mean, did you really think I truly let bygones be bygones after what you did to my wife and I years ago. No.......you were just a means to an end. But to be fair, I did compensate you as your role of a puppet by allowing you to gain the World Heavyweight Title so no one should ever say that I don't appreciate my toys. Next week, you will see what I do to my toys after I am done using them, I throw them away.
General, it's been a while since you and I have been on opposite sides. However, every time that has happened, there has been one thing that happens every time. You lose and that consistent fact will continue when you and your partner lose to MiscreAnt and I.
And the same fate of losing will happen to everyone else that we face because all that matters to us is the victory. When the master of cheating, MiscreAnt and the Mr. Gookermania and the most dangerous man in FAWA in myself commit what you all call sins, we do so..............with a grin.
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Post by General Adam on Apr 16, 2013 8:01:34 GMT -5
You know...it's been awhile since I won my last title. And you know what?
*The General holds the title in front of him*
It feels pretty damn good to be a champion again. Two time hardcore champ and now the TV champ.
*The General seems to be mezmorized by the title.*
My first match is with my former boss. The man that set me up so he can look good in front of the Brawler.
Why would he do that? There's no reason for it. None at all.
*The General starts to study the title.*
I am going to make sure that he never does it again.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2013 10:22:15 GMT -5
Seth falling asleep so he could not make it. Ya guess it makes sense. I needed a few sodas before my match just to stay awake myself.
So now we do have a match. Our first match as a team. Well that is a lie. We have teamed in the past. So we know just how to work together again. We face a The General of the monkey army and Ryan Blood. First congrats on the title win. Savor that title while you can. Because me and Seth are not allowing you to get even close to the tag titles. Then onto Ryan Blood. Long time no see. The last time I saw you, you got thrown by one of mystable mates out of the Colony. I never really interacted much with you. So it will be a pleasure to see what you are really made of.
Me and Seth are ready for the two of you. Blood I know Seth sees you as a puppet. And you may come right back at me and say "Misc don't you see, you are just a puppet as well." You would be wrong. You know why? Because Seth has no power over me. We have an agreement. I am here to team with Seth, so that we may get gold. You have held a lot of titles here yes. But you have never faced the likes of me.
Hollywood Enigmas. I would just give up now. Hayden you have that world title on you shoulder. I would just let me and Seth have those titles so you can focus on what ever challenger faces you for that title. I don't know who will. But its no issue to me. All I want is the tag titles. And no one is getting in my way.
As Seth said when we commit to a sin, we do it with a grin.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Apr 16, 2013 11:36:46 GMT -5
*Shinji AntKari is walking backstage when he hears clanging in the air vents above him.*
Well, that's Rei accounted for-
*As he approaches a door, a random backstage guy gets kicked THROUGH the door as a stream of German expletives floods out.*
And Asuka-
*Kaworu NagisAnt floats over to him.*
I see you are seeking the others.
Yeah, and don't float around ALL the time. Don't need everyone freaking out constantly.
*The Seventeenth Angel lands on his feet as Asuka LAntGley Sohryu emerges from the hole in the door of her locker room and an air vent cover falls to the floor as Rei AyAntNami runs up to them and Misato KaturagAnt joins them as they walk past.
Or actually, Asuka runs right into the camera and there's a massive crash and the shot gets screwed up....*
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